A Stranger Says He Misses Your Wife

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Gordon tells a husband that he misses his wife Sandra and asks to spend quality time with her once the virus is over. The furious husband threatens him until the caller reveals that Victor arranged the prank.

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The Steve Harvin Moanin show.

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My wife and all this crazy, bro.

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Who are you?

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What you want with my wife?

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I just miss her, man.

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I just miss her.

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Fam, you sound too fing lusty on this phone.

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Talking about you miss her sh.

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That's the love of my life, man.

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What the f is you calling here looking for my wife for?

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I just wanna say Sandra is she she she my everything, man.

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I just miss her, you know.

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This whole fake, wait, what?

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Yo, everything.

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Man, quit f playing with me on this phone, fam.

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Who is who is this, man?

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Who is this?

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Like I say, man, my name Gordon, dog.

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What you know my wife, man?

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What you doing with my wife, man?

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Talking about you missing and s man.

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Listen, fam.

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You call here, talk about you missing my wife and sh, man.

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What you done did with my wife, man.

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How you know my wife, man?

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Hey, let me ask you this, dog.

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Do you think when all this is over that we can actually spend some quality time together?

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Man, it's just a lot of people.

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Maybe you got me mixed up with one of the other partners.

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Ain't nobody spending no time with my wife if it ain't me, fam.

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What what the f is you even talking about on my phone?

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What type of n you to call me and ask me to split some time with my wife?

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What type of do that, man?

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Where you from, fam?

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We don't do that out here, man.

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You like to get your nuts with playing with me on this phone, dog.

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You call me talking about your name, Gordon.

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Some goofy ass names, like that.

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Don't get up out of here, man.

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Yo, who the f I know, I know what time it is.

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This Wayne.

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Wayne like to play like this.

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I can't believe it called me talking about my wife.

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This this ain't this ain't no the same Wayne, dawg.

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Look, look.

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Look, look, I know y'all like to do it.

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How long before how long before Sandra come back, man?

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She ain't never coming home.

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F don't call me talk crazy about my wife.

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Hold on.

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I know who this is.

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This Greg.

Greg.

Greg.

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This ain't Greg.

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Greg, quit playing, Greg.

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I know how y'all like to get out, man.

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I ain't got time, man.

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I'm tired, man.

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You call me with this bull, man.

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Talking about my wife, man.

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What hey, who is who the f is this, man?

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I just wanna know if I can spend some quality time when the virus.

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You ain't spend no mother time with my woman.

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You at your f man, man.

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Stop playing on my phone.

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Man, it's too late for this sh, man.

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Okay, how long?

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How long for sure?

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How long for Sandra get back, man?

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Man, don't ask me no question about my wife.

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You come to my house, you gonna see me.

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Now what?

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See, I knew you was gonna act like this, man.

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God, bruh.

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What's happening with you, man calling me talking about my wife's sh, man?

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You a Wayne and Greg, y'all wanna play with me, man?

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I ain't got time to make it.

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This ain't Wayne, this not no Wayne or Greg, dog.

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This ain't no way.

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Put playing on my mother phone, man.

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Do I need you to call back and get wait to sign to get there?

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Man, they you call back here, bro.

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You gonna be met with something else, boy.

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Don't call my mother house no more, player.

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You got me f up.

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Why you breathing all hard and man in my phone, man?

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Get up all the time.

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Oh, I just I I'm trying to be nice and tell you.

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I miss your wife, man.

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I miss her.

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You know.

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Hey, let me tell you something.

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Don't say that one more mother time.

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Don't say that no more, man.

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Don't call here talking about my f wife, man.

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Who the f you think you talking to, man?

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Who is this on my phone playing, man?

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Who is this man playing on my phone, Greg, man?

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Greg, I know this shoe, man.

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Quit f playing with me, man.

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This ain't no Greg.

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Hey man, don't call my mother's phone.

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Talking about my wife.

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You at your f man, man.

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Okay, so let me ask you this, man.

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Okay,

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man, this time of night.

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You call it.

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Okay, hold on, hold on.

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Trent, let me ask you this then.

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Is Victor your supervisor at the job?

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How the f you know here, no?

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Who is this?

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This nephew Tommy, baby.

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Steve Alvin Morning show.

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Victor got me the prank phone call you.

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Tell me, you playing games, man.

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Hey, you playing games with a real d on this phone, son?

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Hey, you about to make me come out the crib, man, in this b epidemic.

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Come find your ass, man.

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I'ma snatch that man talking, bust him in his mother's mouth.

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I'm about to go back.

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Hey, man.

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Hey, none but the Steve Hobby Morning show you better believe.