Baby Chick in Egg Carton

Thank you for calling I'm trying to uh reach Warren, the manager is he is with me one second, please.

This is Warren, thank you for calling that up here.

Yeah, you are you the manager there?

Yes, sir.

Your name Warren?

Yes, sir.

This is Warren.

Okay, I I need to actually file a lawsuit on y'all, and I'm actually calling you first to let you know that I'm getting ready to file a lawsuit on the whole grocery store uh uh for what did happen to me.

Uh sir, calm let me let me get uh hold on a second.

Sir, let me do this.

Let me let me uh what what did you say your name was?

My name is Evans.

Evans is my name.

So Evans is your last name.

Let me let me write this down.

And you came in to my store.

Did you have an accident in my store or something?

I'm not exactly sure what you're calling about.

I I I ain't had no accident.

What Apple was I came in there yesterday and I bought uh a bunch of groceries and I bought a carton of eggs.

Right.

Now when I got home, I I was checking to make sure the eggs didn't didn't break on the way home.

When I got home, it was a baby chick inside the egg carton, man.

One of the eggs had it had hatched and got my kids traumatized and uh they don't even want to eat breakfast or nothing around here because it's a baby chick inside the cart the eggs.

That don't make no sense, man.

Sir, um I don't mean to uh let me so you tell me there was a a a chicken, a baby chicken, actual chicken in the air.

The baby chick inside the cart and the eggs, man.

Okay, you got my kids traumatized, man.

Don't nobody want to eat none of you got eggs if you just eat it over.

If you just calm down for one second.

Listen, um

what I told y'all, put that chicken down in there.

Put it down, it might have rabies.

Say what the I don't even think that that's possible.

First of all, if you had any idea how this thing comes from the farm to the store, it is it they go over these eggs a countless number of times.

And the temperature in the freezer, first of all, wouldn't even allow for a chicken to be allowed.

If you had a baby, I don't know why this one is a good idea.

This one might I I don't know how this one got past the system.

Okay.

But what I do know is we got a baby chick over here running around because y'all so ain't doing what y'all supposed to do, man.

And I gotta and now my kids are traumatized behind this.

When did you say you were in here?

I was in there yesterday.

I bought the eggs yesterday, man.

Yes.

I bought them except the grocery store.

I sure did.

Okay.

Let's do this.

Why don't you bring the eggs in to me and the chick.

So now you want me to transport a baby chick back to the grocery store?

Look, we already traumatized over here already behind this doggone baby chick, man.

So I'm not I'm not exactly sure what you're trying to pull here.

But I I just don't I don't think first of all, any any of our common sense would tell you that that's not possible, first of all.

You can't have a baby chick uh living in a in a in a a dozen eggs.

There is no possible way that this the temperature in my freezers are right above freezing.

There's no chickens are a fragile creature in the first place.

You can't have a little bird is not gonna survive the transport from the farm to the factory to my store.

This bird seems trying to be here.

This hey, hey, hey, I'm not gonna go back and forth with you.

If you want to bring me a dozen eggs, bring the dozen eggs in.

If you can catch the chick, catch the chick.

Hey man, you can't you you're supposed to be the manager.

You're not supposed to talk to me like this.

So I'm just trying to tell you uh as politely as possible.

If you want to bring in the the leaven eggs and a chick, I will gladly refund your money, give you another card and eggs, whatever you want to do.

But I've not seen what's going on.

But I'm gonna file a lawsuit because y'all done traumatized me and my kids.

Sir, listen.

All right, let's just bring this down.

A lawsuit, sir, it over a uh uh a Dozen eggs over the biggest.

I mean a dozen eggs baby chick in it, man.

Sir, let me uh let me get your phone number and some information and I'll call to my manager and we will figure this thing out for you because I I just I just don't believe that this would be possible.

I just I don't understand how you would have chick.

Let him let just leave them over there.

Don't touch the chicken.

I just don't believe that this could possibly be happening.

So this is it's it's unbelievable to me to even get this phone call.

Sir, I don't have time to go back and forth with you about how something happened.

All I know is it maybe it's a fluke accident, okay?

But it happened.

My kids are over here playing with a baby chick, and uh, and I'm traumatized.

I don't even want to ever have breakfast ever again, and I'm gonna to make so I file a lawsuit on your d store and your show.

Me?

I don't have anything to do with me.

I I didn't do anything uh uh except come into work today.

You understand what I'm saying?

If you want to file a lawsuit, okay, I'm gonna file a lawsuit.

I'm following a lawsuit on the grocery store, and I'm fileing a lawsuit on the manager, Warren, which is your for giving me a d hard time about what I'm telling you that happened.

You ain't even got a hard time out of me yet.

You understand what I'm saying?

You have a hard time come down here with those eggs.

I'm bringing the eggs down here, and I'm bringing that d baby chick that's back down there too.

I'm bringing all of it.

Well, please, because I'd like to see it.

How much did you pay for those eggs?

I paid by two dollars.

It ain't about how much I paid for the eggs.

It's what you have traumatized for.

I don't give a dumb time.

I got customs out here in line, legitimate people off my sister, and not some jack on the telephone talking about some chicken and a grabbing egg.

Okay, well, let me let me tell you this too.

Do you have a guy that works at the checkout uh uh name uh tyrant?

Yeah.

Okay.

Tyrant got me to prank phone call you.

This is me.

You tell me from the Steve Harvey morning show.

Warren, your just got bright.

What?

You killed me.

Hey.

Look.

Man, I didn't even come on with chicken chickens going through eggs, man.

Man, I'm about to I I swear to God I got people looking at me in this store like I'm crazy.

Hey Warren, I gotta ask you, man.

What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land?

Man, it's the Steve Harvey morning show.

Your checkout guy tired, he got you, man.

Yeah, I'm gonna get in the too.

I'm gonna put it back in play this.

I'm gonna take him off the register.

How about this?

I get him stacking eggs.

There you go.

Now, was that stupid enough?

I just want to make sure.

I just want to make sure.

I just want to get everybody's opinion if I was stupid enough.

Yes.

You have to ask.

Yes, yes.

Yes.

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