HR wants a bigger chest

Hello?

Hello, I'm trying to reach LaShonda.

LaShonda, please.

This is she.

Hi, LaShonda, it's Bill.

here at our group you've been here with us for a year now oh yes hi good morning good morning to

you listen you actually had an evaluation uh because you completed your first year right

yes correct okay how's everything in the work environment you feel comfortable oh yes everything

is great um i enjoy my employment here and i don't have any issues with anybody

Your physical appearance in the office, how do you feel about that?

The physical appearance in the office?

Um, we could use some paint, if you will.

What do you mean?

Well, I mean your actual physical appearance.

Your attire, you know, are you comfortable with yourself?

Yes.

Am I comfortable with my physical appearance?

Yes.

Yes.

Okay.

That came from the higher ups

Would you be willing

To actually change

To enhance

Your breast size

Hi I'm sorry

I didn't hear the last question

Would you be willing

To enhance your breast size

My breast size

Do you think you would have a problem

Getting your breast enlarged

You're talking about

Human resources

I don't hear anything

And you're asking me about my breast size.

Yes.

I'm asking you to remind

what the higher-ups feel

that it actually

beautifies the entire work area.

And really, I don't care

what the higher-ups feel

or how whomever feels

about my breast size.

That's really inappropriate.

Very inappropriate.

I'm sorry.

What's your supervisor's name?

William?

No, my name's...

I'm William.

You're William.

And you're calling me

Asking me about my breast size

Right? Correct? Is that what you're asking me?

Is that what you're asking me?

Listen, calm down a minute

No, no, no, no, this will calm down a minute

This is very inappropriate

Very inappropriate

What does my breast size have to do with my employment?

I don't work for UDA

Are we UDAs now? Really?

No, listen to me

If you look around the room

When you get to work, you'll notice that

Most of the girls I've had there have been large

It's really this thing.

Are you f***ing with me right now?

Are you f***ing with me?

Look around.

First of all, I'm not looking and going to work and looking at other women.

That's number one.

That's number one.

Number two, why are you calling me from human resources asking me to look around?

That's really ridiculous.

Is it not?

Are we not professionals?

We are professionals, but what we're trying to do is...

William Bill?

William Bill is your name?

No, no.

Who's your supervisor?

Okay.

You know what?

Why don't we do this?

Why don't we do this? Who is your supervisor?

Because first of all, I've never heard of a William Bill or whomever you say you are.

It's William ****. They call me Bill for sure.

William ****. Because you're calling me like really inappropriately and you're being really nasty right now.

This is ridiculous.

Look, LaShonda, we're going to pay for half of this.

Are you serious right now? You know what you're going to pay for?

You're going to pay for a whole lot because I'm about to press charges on you, one, for harassment,

The company will be

Who's your supervisor?

Well, ma'am

It doesn't matter

It does not matter

Who my supervisor is

No, it does matter

Who your supervisor is

Because I'm quite sure

They do not approve

Of you crawling around

Trying to get people to

And there's nothing wrong

First of all

With the way I look

There's nothing wrong

With the size of my breast

You don't agree with me

I don't complain about

The way I look

You don't agree with her, small

You don't agree with her that

This is the way God made me

I don't have to have big breasts

It don't matter

What I look like

As long as I'm doing

I don't understand why there's a problem even thinking about taking on the issue.

Are you serious right now?

You're serious?

I'm very serious.

You know what?

It don't have to be an issue.

Because I know what human resources is.

Like, you're calling me on some real, real dumb s*** right now.

Talking some...

You want to see how big your s*** would be after we beat the s*** out of you.

You understand that?

You get that?

Because when my man...

Who the f**k is calling me asking me about my damn d**k?

You know what?

You know what, LaShawna, I think you're taking it the wrong way.

I think you're taking it the wrong way.

No, we don't even need to talk no more.

We don't even got s**t to talk about.

You understand that?

We have nothing to talk about, Bill.

Just understand this.

You're going to set yourself up with the right d**k.

You're going to set yourself up with the right d**k.

I'm telling you that d**k right now.

Understand that.

Please know that.

Please know that you dialed the right number.

Monday?

Monday morning, 9 o'clock.

I need for you to be at Human Resources.

Understand that.

I will, I will be here and you will be there and I will be there and my name will be there and we'll talk about when we get there. Keep running your mouth and know this, that this conversation is, is, is, is going to get put out there and everybody going to know about this organization, this company and I'm suing you. You understand that?

Why, why, why, why? No, there's no why, why, nothing. Understand that. You heard what I said, right?

I, I, I'm hearing what you're saying.

But you understand that?

But you will f***ing know on Monday.

I promise you that.

That's cool with me.

That's cool.

All that's cool with me.

You have no idea you're getting with nephew Tommy.

You ain't know.

You ain't know.

You need to watch your mouth.

Watch your mouth, bro.

You need to know you're getting with nephew Tommy.

You need to know that.

What?

Hello?

Lashonda, hello?

Hello?

Lashonda, this is nephew Tommy for the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Right now, are you kidding me right now, I'm gonna kill every, you don't understand, I got my 10s on right now, I'm so hot right now, I'm gonna kill Val, are you kidding me right now, oh my god, I was so mad in my, I hate them, they are so stupid, I am so mad right now,

I'm shaking. I'm so upset.

Tell him Monday morning.

I was going to heal everything.

Okay, okay. I got to ask you something.

What is the baddest, and I mean the baddest, radio show in the land?

Clearly, the Steve Harvey morning show with nephew Tommy.