Suing husband for infidelity
5:34A man calls a law office wanting to sue his girlfriend's husband for messing up their relationship, leading to a heated argument with the receptionist.
Transcript
148 linesHey how you doing um I'm trying to speak to the lawyer Mr B is he in he's not in sir but I can help you um I can get all your information um and also get your actual complaint hand and then I can get you scheduled.
Okay what's your name?
My name is Joel.
What's your name?
Joel my name's Dwight Dwight Turner.
So what you what you need what you need from me because I want to come see him tomorrow if I can get on his schedule tomorrow.
I need your full name, your date of birth can you just take down what's going on with the whole situation as a we get well I'll give you all that all that other stuff later.
I want you to write down what's going on first 'Cause that's what's bothering me.
I need to get this off my chest.
And what is the actual complaint?
What is what's going on?
I wanna file a lawsuit on my girlfriend's hood.
Excuse me?
You're her boyfriend?
Yeah.
Okay, and you want to sue her husband for what?
For a messing up our relationship for getting in the middle of what me and her got going on.
Sir, I'm sorry, that's not a crime.
That's not ground for a lawsuit.
Hello.
He he he he messed up everything we got going on.
You know, now he's taking the phone from her.
He he's taking my name out of it.
You know, he he's and when I send a text message, he answered the text message.
Sir, I'm sorry to hear that.
I'm sorry that you I'm sorry that's all going on, but that's not suitable for our type of law.
We don't handle any cases like that.
Infidelity, which it sounds like what's going on, that's not grounds for a lawsuit.
We don't address that type of thing.
Okay, so w w what you talking about infidelity look, uh I have no easy.
You're sleeping with a married you're sleeping with a married woman and you have a relationship with her and you wanna sue her current legal husband, yes.
And we're messing up your relationship.
Actually, you're the actual outsider.
You're the actual person that's in the wrong if you wanna make a
hold on.
What's your name again?
I told you it's Joelle, sir.
Hey Joelle, ain't nobody asked you for your phone f opinion.
I I call I call the show.
There's no there's no need for cursing.
Hello?
Hello, there's no need for cursing.
I cannot help you.
That's what I'm trying to tell you.
I don't even know how to cursing to the lawyer.
You don't help nobody.
I call Mr.
Benjamin Lewis.
Sir, I don't even know how to give you two another lawyer.
There's no lawyer that's not gonna do this.
Please don't call me with this.
I wanna I wanna talk to you.
You trying to take me out of my pocket, man.
You cursed my pocket.
I ain't trying to take you out of the pocket.
You call me by somebody's husband?
Are you serious?
Your job is to take the notes down.
No, my job is to have some comments.
My job, you are fing an old ass man, marrying a a married woman.
You need to have common sense.
Who you think you talking to?
I know, Joelle.
That's who you're talking to.
Do not cursing me.
Do not cursing me.
I cannot take this call.
Sir, sir.
I don't want to hang up on you, and I don't want to misrepresent this small office.
Let me try to
tell you what.
No, let me tell you something.
Have some morals and know what lawsuits are.
Don't call me with this dumb, sir.
For real.
Let me tell you, you know what?
You're gonna make me come in.
You lucky ain't nobody in this office.
Got me cursing all languages and shit.
I don't even know you.
Okay, let me tell you something.
Sir, I'm about to hang, I'm about to hang up.
You gonna make me come to that law office and whoop some.
Whoop, who
I got seven brothers.
They will f you up.
All fing seven.
One through seven.
Whoop that's
yo, sir, go take your kids.
Go find some a woman who's getting my kids in this.
I'm trying to save the kids.
You need counseling.
Sir.
I'm trying to save my relationship.
That's what I'm trying to do.
You got me cursing and mentioning a pastor all at once.
Please do not call here.
Ever a second.
I ain't gonna stop till I talk to Benjamin.
I'll leave Mr.
Benjamin was in here because he will let you know.
He do not take cases like that.
Okay, so let me ask you a class.
Yo, sir, you cannot sue for infidelity.
You cannot sue.
Okay, you're not sure.
You can't, you can't.
Let me ask you this.
How long your ass been working now?
Excuse me.
How long you been fing cheating with a woman?
No, you're mad with your old age.
That ain't so much.
I've been working here for ten years.
Keep a job walking to your black ass.
Okay, okay.
I know what this guy law office is.
So you you wasting your time.
You are completely.
You're wasting your time and you're wasting my time.
You know what?
This is what I I already know about you, Joy.
I already know about you.
How you know me?
You don't know sh about me.
I know you're not going to be able to do that.
You don't know a damn thing about me.
I know about your ragny ass where people f and women who got f husbands.
I know you go to boot camp.
He said, Whoop your f I go, where?
Excuse me?
You go to boot camp every morning, don't you?
Excuse me?
Don't you go to work out?
Don't you work out with a boot camp group every morning?
Who the f is this?
Uh don't get silent fail.
Who is this?
How do you know how we grow up in a boot camp?
Do you know Villa?
Excuse me?
This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Ronnie Show.
Your girlfriend Villa got me the bright phone call you.
You bought me fired.
You want to get me f this old man up.
I said there's only a handful of blacks, and we try to carry ourselves in a dignified way.
Uh our presence, our attitude, the way we handle ourselves.