Bigger and Better Penis Enlargement

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Scott calls Darnell claiming his wife Bianca requested a penis enlargement consultation as a birthday gift.

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Speaker 1

Hello, I'm trying to reach Darnell.

Darnell.

Speaker 2

Let's see.

Speaker 2

Who's it?

Speaker 1

Darnell, how you doing?

Speaker 1

This is Scott with Bigger uh Bigger and Better.

Speaker 1

Uh where we make you large and in charge.

Speaker 1

How you doing today?

Speaker 2

Scott who?

Speaker 1

I'm a Scott and I'm with uh Bigger and Better, where we make you large and in charge.

Speaker 2

I'm good, Scott.

Speaker 2

What's up?

Speaker 1

We were actually uh given uh a phone call by your wife.

Speaker 1

Your wife is is that correct?

Yeah.

Okay.

Speaker 1

Well, um, yeah, your wife's um your wife's birthday is coming up pretty soon, is that right?

Speaker 2

Yeah, it's yeah, it's uh couple weeks, yeah.

Speaker 2

It's coming up.

Speaker 1

Okay, have you have you decided on getting her anything or have you purchased anything yet?

Speaker 2

No, no, I I got a couple of things in mind.

Speaker 1

Um Well actually uh we got a call from uh from I think um we've got something that's gonna that's gonna really uh help you guys and and something I think that um she wanted to recommend that something that you probably wouldn't wouldn't think about getting.

Speaker 2

Oh I'm all ears.

Speaker 1

Okay.

Speaker 1

Actually, uh gave us a call.

Speaker 1

She's actually had an idea, you know, what she would really, really like for her birthday present.

Speaker 2

So what's the name of your company again?

Speaker 1

Bigger and better.

Speaker 1

Um like I said, uh hold on she called you.

Speaker 1

I'm sorry?

Speaker 2

She called you to give me an idea on what I should have for her birthday.

Speaker 1

Uh yeah, well this is this is something that's a little uh a little different and something that you probably would never in a million years think of.

Speaker 1

But here at Bigger and Better, where we make you large and in charge, we actually do some things that we definitely know you wouldn't have thought of.

Speaker 1

So I I I definitely understand her giving us a call.

Speaker 2

What's the thing?

Speaker 2

What's your name again?

Speaker 2

Sam?

Speaker 1

Oh Scott.

Speaker 2

Scott Scott, get to the point.

Speaker 2

What what's you selling?

Speaker 1

Uh actually let us know that there's some things uh that are really, really lacking between you guys.

Speaker 1

And she would very much like for her birthday.

Speaker 1

world you can be a a lot more well endowed.

Speaker 1

So you know that's what we do here at Bigger and Better.

Speaker 1

We actually I'm Hello?

What?

Speaker 2

I could be well what?

Speaker 1

More well endowed, sir.

Speaker 1

So I think really what's going on is Bianca's really not satisfied right now.

Speaker 2

And she called you to tell you that I'm not what do you mean well endowed?

Speaker 2

My junk?

Speaker 1

Sir you're you're you're you're you're you're inadequate.

Speaker 1

You know what I mean?

Speaker 1

You're you're um uh

Speaker 1

maybe maybe very impotent.

Speaker 2

I'm not sure but are you kidding me with this what's the name of this company again?

Speaker 1

Uh bigger and better where we make you large and in charge and right now you know you're not you're not large and in charge and we want to get you to that

Speaker 2

consultation.

Speaker 2

I'll tell you what I'm gonna call her right now because this is a right now okay I'm gonna call her and um we're trying to what we're trying to do because she's talking to you Mr Scott about whatever is going on in my bedroom.

Speaker 2

I'm king so I I I'm not even I'm not even I don't even know what the f is going on.

Speaker 1

Okay whatever you're gonna say this I let whatever services are for me that's gonna increase me in the bedroom.

Speaker 1

This is the first sign of denial.

Speaker 2

Right I don't have no denial I don't have no problems in the bedroom.

Speaker 2

Okay well you no problem I I don't even why am I even still on the phone with you.

Speaker 2

Okay but sir I mean you're and I we have to worry about hearing from her if she's got some kind of account with you then shoot you ain't got you go ahead and close that out Mr.

Speaker 1

Let me say this you you have a you have a very big ego sir.

Speaker 1

But what I want to do is is you know but you're not you're not as big as your ego.

Speaker 1

I want to get you to that point.

Speaker 2

This is some crazy I've heard some crazy things people sell online but you're gonna call me talk about my wife calls you and saying that I'm inadequate in the bedroom.

Speaker 1

Sir you know what and and and once again

Speaker 2

you just doing your job Scott but I'm gonna have to call her right now.

Speaker 2

Okay.

Speaker 1

Don't worry.

Speaker 1

You're in denial I'm in denial

Speaker 1

Sir, I really want to help you as much as I can.

Speaker 2

Listen, man, listen.

Speaker 2

I'm trying to get my wife on the phone right now.

Okay?

Speaker 2

I I know you you got a job to do.

Speaker 2

But what I need you to do right now is stop calling me.

Speaker 2

All right?

Speaker 2

I'm trying I'm trying to be nice to you because I'm sure whatever it is, she she calls you and you're just doing your job, all right?

Speaker 1

Sir, I'm trying to get you in here to get a consultation so we can get you further along than where you are.

Speaker 2

Consultation?

Speaker 2

A consultation?

Speaker 2

I don't need no f consultation.

Speaker 2

I don't need no assistance from you, sir.

Speaker 2

Sir, you're so you call me no more, man?

Speaker 1

Hey, you're small, and I wanna make you bigger.

Speaker 2

You wanna make me bigger?

Speaker 2

Which what what the f is this anyway?

Speaker 2

Big bigger.

Speaker 2

Huh?

Speaker 2

What kind of f job is that?

Speaker 2

How are you gonna get a job like that?

Speaker 2

You apply for this job?

Speaker 2

You a f idiot?

Speaker 2

Well, you a high school dropout?

Speaker 2

You want to try me to do calling me, man?

Speaker 1

Mr.

Speaker 1

Darnell, I'm still trying to help you get through the situation, okay?

Speaker 1

Are you willing to come in for a consultation?

Speaker 1

At least we're coming in for a consultation.

Speaker 1

We can get you further along where you are.

Speaker 2

Are you listening to me?

Speaker 2

The only consultation we're gonna have is my fist in your face if you call me again.

Speaker 2

Tell you what, I will come in for a consultation.

Speaker 2

Give me, give me your address and everything like that, all your information, and I will come down for a consultation.

Speaker 1

You gonna be there?

Speaker 1

I'm I'm I'm here, I'm here, I'm I'm here the first uh eight hours of the day, sir.

Speaker 1

What I want to do is get you lined up or get your appropriate.

Speaker 2

Let me call my wife.

Speaker 2

I don't need no damn procedure.

Speaker 2

Give me your info, and you don't have to worry about hearing from us no more, okay?

Speaker 2

But right now, I need you to get off the f call me.

Speaker 2

I'm I don't want to hang up on you.

Speaker 2

I understand you're trying to do your job, man.

Speaker 1

Darnell, you're small.

Speaker 1

You're small.

Speaker 1

And I'm trying to make you bigger, man.

Speaker 1

Hey, sir, you know what?

Speaker 2

I'm trying to help you.

Speaker 1

I'm trying to help you with your problem.

Speaker 1

Now, if you're not gonna be appreciative of it, then I don't even understand why your wife knows your hands.

Speaker 2

Why we and we can have this conversation face to face.

Speaker 2

You don't know what a channel is.

Speaker 1

Then why would your wife call here, sir?

Speaker 2

It doesn't matter.

Speaker 2

If I can get on the line, I can figure out why she calls you lose.

Speaker 2

You don't

Speaker 2

Hey sir, sir.

Speaker 1

Here's the problem.

Speaker 1

You're tiny and you don't want to admit it.

Speaker 2

You don't know me, man.

Speaker 2

You never see me.

Speaker 2

You don't know anything about me.

Speaker 2

I mean, I I can't even believe my wife be even called you with this.

Speaker 2

This is this is how you do business.

Speaker 2

You don't call me and call me off tiny?

Speaker 1

Sir, let me explain something to you.

Speaker 1

I'm not only the president, but I'm also a client, sir.

Speaker 2

I don't give a f what you are.

Speaker 2

Okay.

Speaker 1

Okay.

Speaker 1

Then there's some other things that b let us know as well.

Speaker 2

What the f would that be?

Speaker 1

She also wanted me to tell you that this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

Speaker 1

Your wife just prayed for called you back.

Speaker 2

That's funny, man.

Speaker 1

Oh my

man.

Speaker 2

I'm out here over here looking at my in the mirror.

Speaker 2

I thought I was good, but I got a little nervous now.

Speaker 2

I was like,