Ten-Year Affair

Hello.

Can I

speak to Kelly?

Um, she she's not in.

Who who am I speaking with?

This is Cameron.

Do you know when she'll be back home?

Um no, brother, but um is it something I could do.

I mean, I could definitely take a message.

Um

it's are you are are you her husband?

Yes, I'm her husband.

So so what's your name again, brother?

What's your name?

Her name is Cameron.

I was trying to get Kelly on the phone, I wanted to talk to her.

I'm I'm I'm I'm sorry, can't uh Cameron.

You you you gotta let me know something, you know what I mean?

Brother, like you calling and something, you crying.

My

sh Kelly Kelly broke up with me a couple of days ago.

I just I can't I can't go through it, man.

Hold hold on, brother.

She broke up with you like my wife Kelly.

Are you sure you had the right number?

Kelly broke Kelly Kelly Kelly and I have been

secretly seeing each other, man, for the last ten years.

And now as of two days ago, you know, sh she comes to me saying she don't um she don't want to do this no more.

She gonna uh focus on her family.

And I've been there, I've been there for her through thick and thin.

Anything she needed, anything she wanted, whenever whenever her kids was going doing something, I supported her.

Oh nick nigga nigga nigga nick.

Not my wife, not my Kelly.

Like your your your your daughter Aaron, you know, I go to the cheerleading competitions when she's when she's cheered.

Nigga, you you

don't know my damn w you don't know my wife.

You got a nerve to be calling my phone?

Man, I just want Kelly back.

I just want Kelly back.

Kelly.

Kelly.

Kelly.

Hey, hey, man, hey, my friend, stop crying and shit.

You know what, matter of fact?

I'm gonna call my wife right now and go see if this shit is sh if it shit has any any in clean clinging of motherfucking truth, nigga.

And then it is, you wanna see me.

You know where I was at twelve months ago, motherfucker.

I was in charity, motherfucker.

Listen.

You know what?

I'm getting off the motherfucking phone.

Bob, bitch.

Hey, pussy nigga.

What the fuck you blocking your phone number for?

You know what?

My wife ain't picking up.

But I bet you this, I bet you this motherfucker, I bet you this.

When she does, when she do this, I'm gonna hell.

Listen.

Dude, I ain't trying to go fish the cuff with you, man.

You guys fuck you, you gonna call me talking to my kids and all this shit.

And now you doing all this shit, my wife got audacity.

Call me.

Hold on, bitch.

Hello?

Kelly there.

Look, make sure you tell us call me.

Oh

man, look, dog, you you dog, you getting a I mean, you getting out rate, man.

All I wanted you to do, I wanted you to I wanted you to talk to Kelly, man, and see if you can get her to just understand what you don't not to do this.

Understand what, pussy?

Hey dog, everything been good for ten years, dog.

Everything been good.

Hold on, bitch, nigga.

Hold on, bitch.

Hold on.

Hello?

Mama D.

Yeah, yeah.

Um, have you talked to Kelly or or has she can't speak to Kelly today?

Well, well, can you tell her

No, no, no, nothing, nothing is wrong.

A five.

Oh I love you too.

Alright.

Dude, you do not have to call Mama D, man.

You did not have to do you know she got high blood pressure.

You didn't have to call Mama D.

Listen, man.

If you fucking my wife, if you know my my mother-in-law, I'm gonna find out, nigga.

And if it is true, you know what?

You can have fucking Kelly.

You can have her ass.

But I guarantee you this, motherfucker, I will have your ass.

I'm gonna hunt your ass down, motherfucker.

You better whoop, we better have some fucking eyeballs in the back and your motherfucking ear, you better buy some earth.

Hey man, say dog, calm down.

You know what, man?

When I when I s when I see you at church, man, you it don't even seem like you you can act like this.

Nigga, you go to my church, motherfucker, you go to my church?

Have you ever shook my hand, motherfucker?

I'ma say this, man.

When Tommy introduced me to Kelly, I did not think you was gonna come to this.

Who the fuck is Tommy?

Huh?

Say what?

You have to motherfucker.

I said, who the fuck is Tommy?

You said Tommy introduced you to my wife.

Who the fuck is Tommy?

You don't know Tommy.

Motherfucker, dog, man.

Listen, man.

Who the fuck is Tommy, dude?

For real, Tommy.

Tell me, man.

Tommy!

Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

It's me, baby.

Your wife Kelly got me to pray phone call you.

Nigga.

Motherfucker.

What motherfucker, listen, y'all, listen, man.

Telling you this motherfucker.

This whole motherfucker block was about to be set on fire.

I was about to be back.

I was about to be back, nigga.

I told y'all, man, I was just up in fucking county twelve months ago, dog.

I'll be empty my partner took the shoe shank out my shoes, dog.

Oh shit, man.

Steve Steve Holland Morning show, man.

Tommy, you know what, man?

Man, I should kick your ass real, man.

You got a lot of motherfucking jokes, man.

I shall come see you.

Oh shit, man.

Man.

You wanna give you wanna give a drink or something, dog?

I need something.

I need something.

I need a drink and I need a punching motherfucker.

Something.

God damn.

Yeah.