Child Support Help

Right now it is time for the prank phone call.

Nephew's out today, day after his birthday, and junior's in for the nephew.

What you got, Junior?

He left us a prank.

Here it is.

Child support help.

Child support help.

Hello?

Hello, my sweet to Darius.

This is me.

Who is this?

Hey, Darius.

My n my name is Lewis, man.

Lewis, I work at S check up there with you.

Um we met when you first your first week at the job we met, man.

My name is Lewis.

I work on the third floor.

Uh you you'll know me when you see me.

You say, Lewis?

Uh yeah, Lewis.

No, I don't remember no Lewis, man.

You know, I I I've I met a lot of people that you know, that first day, the first week, because I'm just really getting the climatized to the to the whole situation, but I don't I I I kinda remember what it's all good.

It's all good.

Don't even worry about it, man.

Let me answer this here though.

Uh how long you been with us now, man?

Uh man, about a strong month, man.

I'm really enjoying it, man.

Just really getting the swing and getting the hang of everything.

So man, I'm just really enjoying this a great company, man.

Just happy to be a part of something bigger than myself.

You know what I mean?

Well, you know what, man, we gotta get you out, man.

Cause you know, all the brothers, man, we get together and hang out on certain nights.

You know, we like once a month we might we might get out on the Thursday mission.

You gotta you gotta come hang out with him, man.

We gotta get you out.

Yeah, man, okay.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I call you the death because I'm I'm I'm in a little bit of a jam though, man.

And I I was trying to get somebody to and help me out, man.

And by you being a uh, you know, just came into the company, man, you know, it might be something you can actually help me out with, man.

I just, you know, I I I hate to come and lean on the friendship before we even get started and hang out yet, but I I just I just need a little bit of help, man.

I'm just hoping maybe you'd be open to maybe helping me out or something.

I'm always willing to help a brother out, bro.

It's just depend on what you talk about.

You know what I'm saying?

But Okay, check this out, man.

I ain't win really want to tell nobody at the job, you know, uh I don't I ain't really trying to let nobody know my business or whatever.

But but here's the deal, man.

Dude, I done got myself in in a serious jam, man.

I got I got a baby on the way, man.

And uh I got a great thing, man.

That's that's great, man.

That's a great thing.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Listen, man.

Listen, this hear me out though, there.

I got I got a baby on the way, but this ain't this ain't this ain't this ain't my this ain't from my wife, man.

You see,

and the baby do like in the next you know, six weeks, the baby probably gonna be here.

But but check it out.

But check us out.

H here's what I was trying to get, see if you can do for me, man.

Is it any way you cause I know you just now you probably

you probably even got your second check yet, you know what I'm saying?

So

wait no but is there any way, man, that you might maybe like claim this baby for me on your on on your uh uh uh you know, where they take the child support out of your out of your check.

If they take the child support out of your check, but I'll hook it up.

But no listen to me though.

They take the child support out of your check, but I'm gonna give it back to you.

I'm gonna give it back to you.

I just don't want my wife to find out.

You see what I'm saying?

Man, what wait, wait, wait a minute.

Hold on, man.

You mean it's

you asking me about money out my out my check?

Uh no, but I'm gonna give it back to you every two weeks.

When you get your check, I'm gonna be on the kid.

Man, you man, you gotta be out your damn mind, man.

I don't even mother know you, man.

What's the man?

You man, I got all kinds, man.

I got a wife and kids of my own.

You like your man?

But there it is listen to me, man.

Human real kind of human resource go take some money out of my mother's check.

I was talking about your boy taking out my mother.

I got a friend in human resources.

Some money out my check for some sh you did.

Man, I got my own kids to take care of.

This money coming out of my own damn check.

From all kids.

You tell me what's wrong with you, man.

How you put my damn number anyway, man.

Oh no, no, I got your number from one of the one of the guys at the job, man.

We're one of the things.

I don't know.

Man, what guys, man?

I you on the phone talking this shit man talking about we got an Amy, we got an A guy.

Man, I ain't number some bullshit.

You can hit me with this bullshit you talking about now, man.

Hey, I bet you this.

I bet you might not a red mother stick that'll come out of my damn check, man.

Or we're gonna have some uh what's and what's your name again?

Who are you?

My name my name Lewis.

Lewis who?

Lewis who?

My name Lewis

Lewis.

I don't know no m Lewis, man.

Ain't no Lewis where I work at, man.

Man, we we met.

We met the first couple days you got there, man.

Hey, man.

I'm gonna Lewis, man.

Who is this one

around talking about taking your money out of my check, man?

No, all I'm saying, dog, I'm gonna give you the money back.

I'm just saying this.

All I'm saying is, uh, I bet not touch my money.

I'm telling you that right now.

Or we're gonna have a little problem.

Hey,

how you spell it?

Lewis, man, L O U L O U I S, dog.

Oh, well, I'm gonna hey, hey, let me tell you something.

I bet not see no Lewis in the morning.

I bet I bet you that.

I bet you I bet not see no Lewis in the morning.

And who I

I'm just trying to get you to look out for me.

I don't want my wife to find this stuff out, dog.

That's all I'm trying to get you to look out for.

No, no, just just can you at least maybe take twenty-four hours, just think about it?

Man, it ain't nothing to f think about, man, when it comes to my money, man.

Try your fan, man.

Hey, I'ma tell you what.

I tell you what, Lucy, you gonna be there tomorrow morning?

Yeah, I'm not a m I'm I'm I'm not a marble I mean what you about to have these white folks see me perform.

You gonna have to see some sh.

I guarantee you these white folks I'm gonna be on the g damn news if I try to pray with my damn money.

So hey, you're gonna have me show my and I ain't been on the job that long, but I tell you what.

I tell you what, I'ma lose that motherfucking somebody playing with my money.

I guarantee you that.

I guarantee you I'll but Hey, let me ask you this, man.

Do you think Dwayne would have done this for me?

Did you think the your your cousin Dwayne, do you think he would have you think he would have cut for me?

What but cousins?

What what what what the f my cousin got to do with this, dog?

What let me tell you what your cousin, let me tell you what Dwayne got to do with this.

The wine is the one that put me up to call you.

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning show.

You just got pranked by your cousin Dwayne.

Man, what do you say this way?

Wait, who is this?

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning show.

Your cousin Dwayne got me to prank for I don't call you, brother.

What I mean, man.

Hey, man.

You know, I ain't gonna I ain't got myself a check yet, but you ain't trying to get money out of the uh

Before we go, tell me this.

What is the baddest?

And I mean the baddest radio show in the land.

The Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Well, there it is.

Child support help.

Uh-huh.

Okay.

How come the nephew just come to work on his birthday?

I don't understand.

He's so backwards.

He came to work on his birthday.

But then the day after, he just don't even show up.

Don't put it in.

Well, it was too much, Junior.

Is that what it is?

He said yesterday he wasn't gonna come.

He was gonna kick it.

He said that.

He did?

Well, you know.

You know, he plus told me off air.

He know how much he can bear.

You know, Tommy Lil, man, you can't put all that on Lil Person.

You mean you can't put put put the day of your birthday on a little person?

You can't.

You seen the shoulder.

A little bit of shoulder.

Shoulders.

Shoulders is you ever look at him real close.

He ain't wide now.

Oh Lord.

No, he ain't wide.

I get it.

And ever since he tow that little rotator cuff in your shit.

That little skin had a little arm, be doing them little exercise.

Be having that little three-pound dumbbell.

I be going boy.

All right, look.