Be My Valentine? (Reprise)

Yeah, it's nephew Tommy.

What's up?

No.

No, no, Mamma.

Oh my God.

Oh my gosh.

My heart is racing.

Tell me this to Carr.

What is the baddest, and I mean the baddest radio show in the land?

Steve Harvey.

Yeah, hello?

Uh, yeah, I'm trying to read Sadavion.

Yeah, this this Dave you.

What's that?

Who's this?

Hey, what's up, bro?

This this uh this Trevor, man.

This is Trev.

They um you uh I got your number.

You uh I work at the job with you, man.

I'm in a different department, but I work at the job with you.

Okay, okay.

Tre Trevor, Trevor, what would I know?

I don't I don't know no Trevor.

What what would I know, Trevor?

Um like I say, I'm in a different department, man.

Um I'll see you guys sometime when y'all going to lunch, man.

We be coming back.

Couple of the ladies or whatever.

I I I see you going to see you going to lunch, you know, back and forth or whatever.

But yes.

I say I'm in a different department, you know?

Oh, okay.

Well, uh, what can I help you with, man?

Well, can I can I help you with something?

Is there a reason to go?

I know you ain't got no wedding ring.

Are you married?

Am I married?

What's up with what kind of questions was that?

What's that?

Okay, okay, cool, cool, cool.

I want to ask you this here, man.

Will you um Will you be my Valentine?

Well, you say, what?

Maybe I heard that wrong.

Rewind that, bro.

Come back.

I I said, you know, will you be my Valentine?

So first of all, listen, man.

I don't know who told you to call me with this.

Uh no disrespect to the people.

I was just hoping we go out and get some dinner.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Won't be done with that.

Um, you know, I got a cousin that that that do your thing.

I me personally, brother, I don't, I don't

what the f why would a person get this person?

Sir, I I I don't know why you well but which wait, let me ask you this.

Was it the color that I wore or something?

Did I have a haircut?

Did I have a piercing or something in my nose or something?

That you what what made you think I was the guy for that?

I mean, I I I just, you know, I just I just sensed, you know.

Hey, bro, d listen, this is a serious situation, my man.

You can't be brother, I don't I don't I don't even get out like that.

Okay.

I no, you no

I'm not gonna I'm not gonna f this job.

I'm not gonna f this job.

You must have got me mixed up with some other person.

Trying to be every day, man.

Listen, man.

I'm gonna get off the phone with you.

I'm I'm a little confused.

I'm just trying to figure out why you thought I was the one to call for this.

I mean, maybe somebody told you something about me, bro, and they got it mixed up with somebody else.

I know my name kind of funny or whatever, but that's why I use days, because I ain't want nobody to get it confused or you you know what I'm saying.

But obviously I need to maybe shorten it or put D or something like that.

Maybe So are you saying are you saying no dinner, man?

Bro, how do you out of your fingers?

So you won't be so so it's no no no isn't it obvious to you that I'm not playing?

Okay, so you you saying you won't be my Valentine is what you say.

Man, hell no, I ain't gonna be your Valentine, man.

I ain't wanna have to like I know what time it is and the day I don't need to get down like that, man.

What the f yo, no, no, no.

Listen, Tristan, you gotta understand, bro.

You can't do it.

Trevor, man.

It's Trevor.

Listen, I don't give a damn about your name.

You got me messed up.

First, you got me f up.

First of all.

Because I ain't one of the people that you you know what I mean.

I know it's 2020.

I know I'm from the old school.

You understand?

I don't I I I don't even know why this call, I don't even know why you fing calling me, man.

Giving my number out of the job, man.

I'm trying to get a promotion and sh you calling me with this little f right here, man.

I ain't got time for this, man.

I got to do, man.

You I can't believe, man, somebody give you my number, man.

I know what my name is, man.

I know how my name is, man.

But I don't give a damn.

Okay, okay, so so let me ask you this here.

Let me ask you this here, then they valentine this sh, man.

You got me f up.

Where you go on from?

I don't play that sh, man.

I'm from the South Side, man.

Okay, okay, so South Side, South Side.

Let me ask you this here.

You you you know Thaddeus, right?

Hey, look, man, I know Thaddeus.

What the f that got to do with what we're talking about right now.

Every time we keep asking you all these questions, man.

Okay, it's got this to do with it, man.

Look, I ain't going nowhere with nobody and all.

Thaddeus, what's up, man?

That's like I told you like a brother to Thaddeus, Thaddeus gave me your number, man.

Why the f I'm gonna kill Thaddeus?

When you kill Thaddeus, you might as well go and kill Tommy too.

Who the f is Tommy, bro?

Nephew Tommy from the Steve Albin Morning Show.

Come on, Damien!

You got pranked, baby!

Me and Thaddeus got your ass.

Oh

Lord of my sweat, man.

I had to take my jacket off, man.

My work clothes.

Tommy.

This is what we doing for 2020, Tommy.

Come on, bro.

You know, I don't play that.

Man.

Oh man.

Alright, you gotta give it to me.

Come on, baby.

David, what's the baddest?

And I mean the baddest radio show in the land.

The Steve Harvey Morning Show.

But I'm gonna tell you this.

Whichever one of you I see first, either daddy or you, I'm fing somebody else.

Ain't nobody tripping.

You alright?

I'll be carrying my grandkids to school.

Listen to this.

Y'all boy, y'all, y'all, y'all boy, y'all something else, man.

I got one more question for you.

Tell me what is the baddest radio station in the land, LC?

The Steve Harvey show.