Church Swimsuit Calendar

Hello.

Hello, I'm trying to reach uh Sister Allison.

Allison uh um Allison, she's not here, man.

She at work.

Um as we're speaking.

Hey, this is uh this is Brother Lester, brother Lester.

How you doing today?

All right, Leicester, brother Lester right from the church.

Okay, okay.

Over at uh my b right, right, right, right.

You her husband, right?

What Jerry?

I'm sure.

Yeah, this is Gerald.

Yeah, okay, okay.

I met you a couple times.

Gerald, we ain't seen you in a minute, though.

Man, I've been working on Sunday, and I said that I was gonna try to make it, but I told her, you know, I want to get involved.

You know, this year it's gonna be a better year.

I'm gonna get involved, man.

Well, come on down, man.

We we love to have you, that's for sure, man.

I can I give you a number where she can call me back.

Well, okay, yeah, sure.

Um, is this about you know, lesson or something?

What's going on?

Actually, the uh single ministry, man, I'm over the single ministry and we're raising some money.

So we're actually putting together a uh a calendar and we wanted her to uh give us a call about it.

Okay, great.

So let me let me give you let me give you my number real quick.

What wait a minute.

Okay, you say a calendar.

So the church is doing the calendar, but is it like the couples?

Like we come in like how it always be, like the couples come in and be like, this is Mr.

and Mrs.

I mean, a calendar.

No, no, no.

What we're doing, see a lot of the guys got together.

What we're gonna do is the Mount swimsuit calendar.

And we gonna we kinda put that together, man.

So let me give you my number, man, because I want to call all the guys were saying if she get on the calendar, it'll probably get sold.

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Let's slow down, slow down.

Brother Lester, let's slow down.

Okay.

Uh a calendar, a swimsuit calendar for the for the single ministry at the church.

What it is, uh, Gerald, we're gonna be the first church to who have ever done a swimsuit calendar.

You see what I'm saying?

No, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

You call it for my wife to be in it.

And you sure you got the right number because

your wife is Allison, right?

Yes, my wife is Allison.

And first of all, then what's this man about all the guys y'all got together and y'all voted for my okay?

I'm trying to take this slow, man.

Ooh, God hold my tongue right now because I'm trying.

I don't understand where you're going with this and listen, we're gonna get Sister Gidry.

She's gonna be Miss March.

June is like pretty much in the middle of the year.

We want your wife to be the big cenophobe.

Please, please tell me you're not calling my house this morning talking about my wife to be in a calendar, a swimsuit calendar, but then on top of that, y'all all got together and y'all voted that y'all want my wife to be in a swimsuit calendar for a church.

Okay, well, wait, wait a minute, Gerald.

I mean, look at this on the positive side, man.

What this is, see, like I say, we raising money for the singles ministry and the single ministry getting ready to go on a big trip.

But hold on, what my wife got to do with the d singles ministry.

She's knowing, man.

I want the people that's in the single ministry.

Why you calling and talking about my wife being in something like this?

You hold up that ooh, Jesus, yep, man.

Man, you you you should feel uh honored, man, that your wife is a man.

Why y'all looking at my wife like that, man?

We coming in there and we trying to get help and we're trying to do it.

Y'all looking at my wife time, do y'all want my wife to be in a swimsuit contest, man?

Do you understand what that is, man?

That ain't nothing but some panties, man.

So y'all looking at my wife talking about y'all want my wife to be in her panties.

See, what you gotta understand, sir.

This right here, man, is for the single ministry.

Which we got a big trip coming up.

So we raising money from what are y'all doing, man?

This is not something you do at the church, man.

You have car washes, man, without listening we watch cars, man.

Y'all talking about uh calendar, man.

What are you doing, man?

What type of church is this alternative to, man?

See, Gerald, the difference is on this whole thing, man.

Don't be upset about it.

What it is is that, man, we done found something that ain't no other church done before.

You see what I'm saying?

The reason ain't no other church done is because this is wrong, man.

What committee got together on something like this, man?

What is wrong with you?

Hey dog, you gotta understand.

Listen, we got Sister Gidry, we got Sister Dickie, okay?

Uh, wait a minute.

You say that they done find off on this.

You got these women in the church then that they gonna put on swimsuits.

Well, well, I'm saying we got them on our list.

We got them on our list together.

I'm saying, man, ain't nobody getting with the man.

What is wrong with you, man?

Hey, hey man, listen, just to help us get started.

Do you have a picture of Sister Allison in a swimsuit?

Man, look, man, I ain't giving you no d picture of my wife in no swimsuit, man.

No, this just something we trying to do for the ministry, dude.

You know what?

Are you at the church?

Did you work at the church full time?

Part-time I'm at the church.

Okay, are you in there now?

Nah, I'm not there right now, but I'm gonna be there for cry rehearsal later on this evening.

Okay, what time do quiet rehearsal start, Liz?

Seven o'clock.

But why you what was what's left?

What I want you to do is for me before you go to rehearsal.

Can you just be right in the front right quick?

I just want to.

We need to meet personally right quick, Black.

So me and you, so I'm gonna come to the rehearsal and then let's talk about this face to face because this over the phone and all that, this is not working right now.

And I need to meet the person that's calling.

my d house talking about my wife doing all this idiotic type so let's be right in the front bro before you go in to see I I got something for you to sing about so meet me in the front man please before you go in Leicester because we ain't gonna talk about this no more with the phone.

Let's talk about this in person.

Okay first I mean you gotta calm down man.

I don't even understand why you I ray like you know what yeah I'm gonna calm down Leicester 7.

So it started at seven let's do 655 I think this is gonna work for us.

This is gonna help your calendar get out the way that you really really needed to get out man I got something for you that's gonna help this cause please be outside at 655 please don't go on the I'm gonna be outside I'm oh you can you bring a picture with you oh yeah I got a picture for you I got a nice picture for you I tell you what me and Tommy will be outside waiting on

you when you get there you in who me and nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvin Morning Show.

We're gonna be right outside in front of the church oh

man

who did it this man hey man your brother Jason told me to prank phone call you man God man just You know you know what he said tell him I said if that fool came to church more often he would know that this is a prank phone call

man I'm glad it is man because can you just imagine if I had a drove to that church acting a d fool today man.

Yeah I got I gotta ask you this here man what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land man the Steve Harvey morning show man.

Let's go keep sweat.