Church Deacon Prank

How you doing this?

I'm I'm doing I ain't doing too good.

You done been over here praying for my wife again, right?

Yeah, right, right.

Yes, sir.

You done came over here three times in one week.

My my wife had already gone through the operation and all that.

She's gonna be fine.

I don't need you over here praying three times a week, because uh honestly I think it's something else on your mind when you come over here praying for my wife.

I ain't stupid.

Brother kind of hold it, brother.

This brother This is well, your wife was on the sick and shut in list.

I revered you to come by.

Reverend requested that I come by.

Okay, he ain't requested for you to bring your black to my house for no d three times in one week, man.

So you can cut that out with me.

You can cut that out.

Hold it, brother.

I came with Sister Georgia the first time.

The second time I came by myself because she wasn't able to come by.

And I only stayed 15 minutes each time.

So what's the problem?

Uh I already know what you what you do.

I know you trying to holler at my wife.

I ain't stupid.

Stop at your wife.

I have a wife.

Why would I help at your wife?

She's part of the

I already know what you're doing, man.

You up in here trying to holler at my wife.

Why ain't no why no why nobody at the house already know what you do?

Let me tell you something.

Keep your black away from my d out.

If you want to pray for my

Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

You can't wait a minute, hold it.

You can't talk to you.

That's what you're gonna make.

No, brother.

Ain't gonna be none of that.

Okay.

Now you first of all, you're not gonna disrespect me and curse me out.

Okay.

That's not even the way brothers should be talking to brothers.

Second of all, if there's any land on the hands, it's gonna be my hands laying on you.

Okay.

You ain't gonna lay finna lay I I know what you're trying to lay on my wife.

See, if I find out what she mess around with, you know what?

You mess around with my wife, it's gonna be some I I know what you're trying to do.

I'm just I'm just letting you talk.

I'm gonna say it one more time.

Keep your black ass off around my house.

No, first of all, I told you once again, you can't be talking to me like that.

Now, I'm trying to be cool about the situation.

Because I know you may be just upset.

Okay.

I can appreciate that.

Okay, I have a wife.

And I'd be upset if somebody was coming by visiting my wife.

I do spend my time with my wife.

I do.

You know, I'm not sure.

I'll spend much time.

I only can't.

Maybe I need to come out of your house and holler at your wife.

Well, you welcome to.

Oh, now you're

trying to do it.

Hold it.

Hold it one minute.

Hold it one minute.

I told you before, you're being disrespectful.

Now, that was a very idiotic statement for you to make.

Okay.

That's what's gonna happen if I catch your black at my house again.

I'm gonna play this man and then I'm getting off the phone with you.

You, your pastor, any more of them deacons.

If anybody comes by my house again and I ain't there, I'm kicking your black.

That's a promise.

You know what?

Just that's it.

Look here, brother.

If there's gonna be any whooping going on, I'm gonna be kicking your ass.

I'm gonna lay my hands on you and I'm gonna give you a good sanctified whooping, and then I'm gonna put pray for you.

I'm gonna pray to heal you by this foot.

I'm gonna put up, okay?

Because I I've had it with you, you know, and I only went by to visit your wife because I was asked to go visit your wife.

Now that was a problem, you should have called the pastor.

Okay, but you're not gonna disrespect me, my wife, the church on the phone.

Now if you want to do something about it, you can meet me any place.

Well I'm I'll be as a matter of fact I can go anywhere I want in this town if I be at your house talking to your wife if the pastor asked me to go, I'm gonna be there, okay?

I you you know you just you know it's you're just a stupid brother.

Okay.

You need to come to church

Tommy

You need to come to church more often.

That's the problem.

You don't come to church more often.

If you come to church more often you wouldn't be talking to me like that.

You wouldn't be worried about me and your wife because it must be something wrong at your house.

You be worried about me fooling with your wife okay so you need to check her okay you need to check her how about that why don't you do that why don't you why don't you just check her okay Tommy said you the one that's cheating with with my wife that's that's that's all I know.

Who Tommy Tommy say you Tommy the one Tommy say you the one that's cheating around with my wife.

Tommy who the who who is Tommy

Tommy who uh this is nephew Tommy man.

But this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Arvin Martin Show man.

Got me to pray for wrong for that you know you're wrong you're wrong you know y'all on the highway to hell all of y'all you know non stop no you know y'all just you know y'all just gone you know ain't no stop sign you know I finna go.

I'm gonna pray for all of y'all all you brothers nephew Tommy Steve Harvey brother wrong for that okay I'm gonna check him I'm gonna check in.

I'm finna go.

I don't talk you out no more.

I'm pretty sure.

What's what you gotta tell me?

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