Cleaning Service Condoms

Hello, I'm trying to uh my name is Mason.

Um I'm trying to find somebody with uh fast return tax services.

Is this

Barbara Burns from the colour?

Barbara, okay.

Barbara, I I got your number on our on our contract with you guys.

Uh I've been cleaning you guys um uh my service has been cleaning you guys' office for probably the last five, six years.

Uh my girls actually come there uh uh in the evenings and and uh I am actually trying to terminate my contract with you guys.

I don't know.

Uh you having problems with your business or something?

I mean, we're not having any complaints about your services.

Uh no, my girls are complaining about you guys' office.

So I think it would just be better if I just terminated a contract with you guys, and maybe you guys can find someone else to do the cleaning.

Well, is it extremely filthy?

I don't notice any excessive filth or anything, a clutter.

What what exactly is the concern?

Well, my girls are complaining that you know, every time they come in the evenings to clean that office, I think they're getting there maybe about seven seven seven thirty they're coming in cleaning after you guys are gone.

Right.

And there are, you know, they're complaining about condoms uh at you all's tax office and they're they're open.

What did you say?

My girls have been finding condoms in you all's tax office and that is reason that's why I'm calling and saying I don't want to I don't want to

let me pull over.

Let me pull over.

Hold on one second

okay you mean condoms as in prophylactic uh children's message.

Yes.

Yes

no no no this motherfucker didn't

no you did okay.

Okay, you're talking about suite two oh five suite two oh five ma'am that that's the tax office okay and of the three offices in there which one do you find these in this is the back office that has uh Alvin Alfred on the on the door.

No he did not okay what what day did you first find this?

Did this what are they first report it?

And it's Maria right Maria and the other girl um what's her name?

Maria and uh Letitia is this who you're talking about

the th those are the girls that actually clean.

Okay, but what's going they're finding these in the couch.

I think what got things very disgusting is they found a couple on the floor you know in that office and and yeah they're out, you know, they're out.

I I don't know if they've been used or what they're out.

What's the date they first told you that they found these things.

This has been probably this has been going on a little over a month now.

That they've been finding condoms at at this tax office and they're out and you know uh at one point they didn't even want to clean 'em up so I I had to I'm blaming that's nasty.

That's very, very fucking nasty.

Okay, um

Let me do this.

Let me do this, Mason.

I'm gonna go into the office and see what I can find out.

And you give me a call back and say about an hour and a half.

Can you do that for me?

And call me on this phone.

Don't call the office off this phone.

Call me.

Fuck him, call me.

I'm I'm gonna have to check this out because he I've had problems with his ass before and he promised he was you know gonna do right.

Okay, can I ask you something?

I mean, let's not jump to any conclusions here, but do you think maybe you know uh for for him to act out like this, maybe he's not getting what he needs at home?

But the what what what did you just say to me?

I mean, you don't know.

I'm just I'm just bringing up a suggestion that maybe, you know, maybe that's maybe that's uh his his way of lashing out that he's not getting what he needs at home.

Okay.

You know what, you highly unprofessional.

You are really I don't know who the fuck you think I am, okay, but I'm gonna report you to your boss.

I mean, why would you even insult me like that?

To even suggest that I don't satisfy my man, you haven't even seen me.

You don't know what my skills are.

I take care of my man, okay.

Uh let me let me let me let me ask you this, ma'am.

Would you would you well maybe it'd be better if we didn't say anything about this and you just came by uh about seven and let's see what's going on over there.

Okay.

Well what what what would would you like some help maybe if I uh came by and did whatever it is your husband isn't doing for you?

How dare you?

I mean, who the hell do you think you are?

You wrong your company, are you looking for the man?

I mean, while you trying to catch me in the vulnerable state and trying to give it some what the hell is wrong with you?

Really?

This is so unprofessional.

Who is the owner of your company?

You don't I'm I'm the owner of the company, ma'am.

I'm Mason.

I'm a owner.

You need to find some damn business.

I'm gonna con I'm gonna cancel the damn contract.

How about that?

I'm gonna cancel your ass.

Okay?

Take care.

Okay.

Okay.

And can I tell you?

One more thing too?

I'm sorry?

Is that what you have for me?

An apology?

I just wanted to tell you on behalf of me and Alvin, uh, your husband.

I'm nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

Yours but Alvin got me the prank phone call you.

Hello?

You kidding me?

No.

Are you kidding me?

I'm serious.

I'm serious.

Either way, you are no good.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Tommy, baby.

This is Tommy.

How you doing?

Oh my God.

Better hell.

Shit.

I'm gonna get him.

I'm going to kill him.

You got me going.

You had me going.

You're really good.

You're really, really good.

I got one question, baby.

What's the baddest?

And I mean the baddest radio show in the land.

You are the baddest and the naughtyest.

Steve Harvey.

Morning stuff.