Ten-Year Affair With His Wife

All right, this is Mitch Sneaken.

Hello.

Can I?

Um, she she's not in.

Who who am I speaking with?

This is Cameron.

Do you know when she'll be back home?

Um no, brother, but um is it something I could do?

I mean, I could definitely take a message.

Um

it's uh are are you her husband?

Yes, I'm her husband.

So so what's your name again, brother?

What's your name?

Her name is Cameron.

I was trying to get Kelly on the phone.

I wanted to talk to her.

I'm I'm I'm I'm sorry, ca uh, Cameron.

You you you gotta let me know something.

You know what I mean, brother like you calling and something, you crying.

Kelly Kelly broke up with me a couple of days ago.

I just I can't I can't go through it, man.

Hold hold on, brother.

You said she broke up with you like my wife Kelly?

Are you sure you had the right number?

Kelly broke Kelly, Kelly Kelly and I have been

secretly seeing each other, man, for the last ten years.

And now as of two days ago, you know, she she comes to me saying she don't um she don't want to do this no more.

She gonna uh focus on her family.

And I've been there, I've been there for her through thick and thin.

Anything she needed, anything she wanted, whenever whenever her kids was going doing something, I supported her.

Oh, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga.

Not my wife, not my Kelly.

Like your your your your daughter Aaron, you know, I go to the cheerleading competitions when she's when she's cheering.

Nigga, you you

don't know my damn w you don't know my wife.

You got a nerve to be calling my phone.

Man, I just want Kelly back.

I just want Kelly back.

Kelly.

Kelly.

Kelly.

Hey, hey, but hey, my friend, stop crying shit.

You know what, matter of fact?

I'm gonna call my wife right now and go see if this shit is sh if it shit has any any in clean clinging of motherfucking truth, nigga.

And this is you wanna see me.

You know where I was at twelve months ago, motherfucker.

I was in charity, motherfucker.

Listen.

You know what?

I'm getting off the motherfucking phone.

Bye, bitch.

Hey, pussy nigga.

What the fuck you blocking your phone number for?

You know what?

My wife ain't picking up.

But I bet you this, I bet you this motherfucker, I bet you this.

When she When she does

listen, dude, I ain't trying to go fish the cuff with you, man.

Fuck you.

You're gonna call me talking to my kids and all this shit.

And are you doing all this shit?

My wife got out audacity.

Call me.

Hold on, bitch.

Hello?

Make sure you tell us call me.

Alright.

Hello?

Hey man, look, dog.

You you dog, you getting a I mean, you getting out rate, man.

All I wanted you to do, I wanted you to I wanted you to talk to Kelly, man, and see if you can get her to just understand what you don't not to do this.

Hey dog, everything's been good for ten years, dog.

Everything been good, you know.

Hold on, bitch, nigga.

Hold on, bitch.

Hold on.

Hello?

Mama D.

Yeah, yeah.

Um, have you talked to Kelly or or have she can't speak to Kelly again?

Well, well, can you tell her, you know, give her tell her to give me a call myself or give me a call at home.

No, no, no, nothing, nothing is wrong.

All right, none of you killed.

All right.

Uh, you do not have to call Mama D, man.

You did not have to do, you know, she got out of blood pressure.

You didn't have to call Mama D.

Listen, man.

If you fucking my wife, if you know my my mother-in-law, I'm gonna find out, nigga.

And if if it is true, you know what?

You can have fucking Kelly.

You can have her ass.

But I guarantee you this, motherfucker, I will have your ass.

I'm gonna hunt your ass down, motherfucker.

You better whoop, we better have some fucking eyeballs in the back and your motherfucking ear, you better buy some earth.

Hey, man, hey, dog, calm down.

You know what, man?

When I when I s when I see you at church, man, you it don't even seem like you you can act like this.

Church, motherfucker?

You go to my church?

Have you ever shook my hand, motherfucker?

I'ma say this, man.

When Tommy introduced me to Kelly, I did not think it was gonna come to me.

Who the fuck is Tommy?

Huh?

Say what?

You got a motherfucker.

I said, Who the fuck is Tommy?

You said Tommy introduced you to my wife.

Who the fuck is Tommy?

You don't know Tommy.

Motherfucker dog, man.

Listen, man.

Who the fuck is Tommy, dude?

For real Tommy.

Tommy, man.

Tommy.

Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

It's me, baby.

Your wife Kelly got me to pray phone call you.

Nigga.

Motherfuckers, listen, dawg.

Listen, man.

This my motherfucker

telling you this, motherfucker.

This whole motherfucker block was about to be set on fire.

I told y'all, man, I was just up in fucking county twelve months ago, dog.

I'll be empty my pocket and took the shoe strings out of my shoes, dog.

I walk

okay, I got I got one more thing I gotta ask you, man.

What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.

Oh shit, man.

Steve Steve Harley Morning Show, man.

Tommy, you know what, man?

I should pick your ass real, man, because you got a lot of motherfucking jokes, man.

I just don't come see you.

Oh shit, man.

Man.

You wanna g you wanna give a drink or something, dog?

I need something.

I need something I need to drink and I need a punch of motherfucker.

Something.

God damn.