Collect Call from Jail Prank

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Yo, yo, hello.

I'm I'm trying to this Ryan, Roddy.

I'm trying to reach uh LaRonda.

La Ronda?

Yeah.

LaRonda f do I got a wrong number?

No, you you Got the right number, man.

That's my wife.

Uh, who is this?

Okay, okay, okay, hold hold up now.

This Ryan right here.

I'm calling for La Ron the f who who, you know, uh that was my girl for I got locked up.

I'm trying to bump your race.

Hold up, hold on hold on, man.

Uh we've been married for about two years, man.

I don't I don't know what you're talking about, man.

You might have the wrong number.

Okay, hold up then.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a minute.

I know the f La Ronda ain't man.

I know the f this like What?

Say, man, hold up, man.

Wait a minute.

LaRonda La Ronda is married.

Yeah, man.

Just in case you didn't hear me.

LaRonda's married.

We got a 16-month-old child, man.

All right?

And and we've been married for two years.

I don't know who you calling.

I'm calling for LaRonda.

I finna get up out this f in six weeks.

I've been writing letters and all kinds of stuff.

Sending them to her mama house.

You trying to tell me.

You trying to send it.

Well, you've been sending what to her mama's house?

I've been sending letters.

I've been sending letters since the day I got locked down.

Wait a minute, homie.

When you been s how how long has it been since you've been sending letters, man?

I've been locked down for five years.

Five years, and I've been sending letters.

I don't miss one week without sending something to LaRonda.

Alright, what what's her mama name then?

Ain't her mama name Miss.

Hold on, man.

You've been sending letters to my girl's mama for For five years.

Five years.

I'm finna get out in six weeks.

I've been locked down right at five years.

No, man.

She ain't got no letters from you, man.

You she ain't got no letters.

Uh we've been together for two years, man.

I'm sorry to break your heart.

Okay, hold up, hold up, hold up.

Let me ask you this here, man.

What, man?

Hold up, cuz see you get you got me all fed up with this right here.

Now let me ask you this right here.

How I know her mama's name.

How I know all this here, man.

What what I'm trying to explain to you, I got the right person.

I just I'm just blown away by you trying to tell me y'all married now.

Yeah.

We married now.

Happily married.

Hey, man.

Hey, you need to take your f back to that cell, man.

For real.

Hold up, cuz.

First of all, what you ain't fit to do just come at me wrong.

Now that what ain't fit to have now.

Now I got a whole lot on my mind and a whole lot of stress.

Now I'ma tell you this right here, just to let you know how this fits to go.

I'm finna be up out here in six weeks, and when I do get out, I am coming to see LaRonda.

Know that I'm finished to come out there and Brother Man, look.

Hey, you up here calling me with this ignorant stuff, man.

That's what probably got your tail in jail anyway.

Hey man, listen.

You come up here, you gonna wind up getting both put up in the penitentiary, man.

Cause I ain't playing about my wife, man.

Brother, you just need to go on chill out.

After you get out of s brother, stay in g somewhere, man.

Don't bring all right, man.

Look, man, all I'm trying to do is.

Hey, I don't care what you trying to do.

Try to keep your that's all I'm trying to tell you to do.

So we don't both end up in the penitentiary, man.

Or your might be in you're gonna end up in a grave if you keep testing me, man.

I'm telling you, don't bring your f here, bruh.

Just stay there, relax, breathe, enjoy the air, man.

All right.

That's all I'm saying.

Alright, man.

That's it.

Hey, hey, hey, what you ain't finished to do is try to threaten me, fool.

So I I mean you up here talking about keep your ass and g man.

Don't bring your here looking for another runner, because I will put two up in your face.

I'm coming to see my girl.

That's my girl.

We've been married for two years, I'm trying to tell you you better take your f home somewhere, you.

We will shut this down.

Who you think you talking?

Who you think you talking to?

I'm talking to a b that's in jail.

Don't drop a up your black.

Look, man, I'm finished to come home in six weeks, and I'm coming to see La Ronda, whether your f like it or not.

And I'm going to see our mama, Miss.

What you ain't gonna do is get in the way of me and my girl, somebody I've been loving and writing letters to all this damn time.

Been on lockdown.

Man, bring your.

I will say it slow to you.

Bring your and I swear to God, I will put your f in the grave.

That's where I'm gonna put you, homie.

Who you bring, bring you.

You better stay your up in the penitentiary.

I'm coming down there to see my girl, see her mama, and get my girl back.

My girl leaving with me.

You know, the only thing you're gonna be saying is the casket.

Cause I'm putting your in there, man.

You I'm telling you, you bring your ass out of s.

I swear to God, man.

You knock on my door if you want to.

I'm telling you, man.

Go to a mama house.

I'm putting your ass down, homie.

Don't I'm not playing with you, man.

All right.

This is my girl, man.

That is my girl.

I will f up.

You ain't finna do nothing to me.

You ain't finna do nothing but release my girl over to me.

That's what you finist to do.

That's it.

No, I'm gonna release a rouse in your ass if you come to this door.

That's what I'm gonna do.

I'm telling you, man.

I boy.

Woohoo.

You keep f around, man.

I'll be waiting on you in six weeks.

I'm gonna tell you that.

I'll be waiting on your in six weeks.

Bring your to my door.

You won't be going nowhere else.

I'm telling you that.

You talking all this bad stuff on the phone.

You ain't gonna do a d thing when I get there, but give me my girl back.

That's it.

You talking that done on the board.

You ain't listen.

I got one more thing I need to say to you before I go back to my cell.

Is you listening?

Yeah, I'm listening.

This is nephew timing from the Steve Harvey morning show.

You just got pranked by your boy Devin.

Wait, wait, wait, whoa.

What the f hold up, dog, listen.

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

You just got pranked by your boy Devin.

Man, y'all almost got a m up.

I'm telling you, cuz I was about to hit the jail, man.

I don't play that sh.

Y'all need to stop playing this motherfucking game, man.

Oh man.

Oh man.

I'm telling you, I was finna go down.

I'm going down.

In flames, woo.

Woo!

Let me I need to breathe out this go get you a drug, man.

Yeah, I need to give me some up in me, bro.

I'm about to count down the six weeks on this.