Four-Three Relationship Prank

Hello.

Hello, I'm trying to reach Maurice.

Yeah, this him.

Hey Maurice, my main my name is Devin, man.

How you doing this evening, brother?

Um Man, I'm kinda sleeping, man.

I work at nights, bruh.

What's going on?

Who who you who is this again?

This is Devin, man.

I talked to your wife, Keisha the other day.

That's that's your wife, right?

Yeah, that's my wife.

Yeah, I I talked to you while you is she in right now?

No, she's not in.

She at work, bruh.

Okay, okay.

I I apologize, man.

I didn't mean to wake you up.

You work at night or something?

Yeah, I'm a crane operator at night, bro.

What's this what is it?

What is it?

A beer collect or something?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No, I talked to your wife, man.

She's interested in um this thing we got, man, called a four-three relationship.

She told me she wanted me to call back and talk to her husband about it.

And uh she gave me the number to hit you up at the house, man, and let you know all about the four three relationship, because she's real interested in it.

A four three relationship.

You say you talked to my wife about it?

Yeah, I talked to Keisha a couple days ago.

She gave me the number, she said, call him back, he'll be at home at this time.

You can hit him up and see if he likes it.

She said, but she definitely likes it, man, and she wanted to see if you would be interested in a four-three relationship too.

You know, we want to get your approval on it before we went any further.

But uh your wife was very excited about it, man.

She was uh wanting to get started as soon as possible, and I wanted to see about contacting you and making sure that you agreed and approved on everything.

But she definitely wanted to get your blessing, get your approval on it.

Yeah, uh I'll try to do anything to make her happy, dog, but I got to get some more some information about this.

What is that again?

A f a three four four three?

No, no, it's a four-three, a four-three relationship is what it is.

Okay, well, if it make her happy, you know, I'm willing to listen.

Okay, well listen, man, we probably gonna get started right away.

Uh probably Monday.

We'll get started on Monday.

Uh you'll go through Monday through Thursday, and then uh and then I'll pick up, you know, Friday through Sunday, man, and we'll go ahead and get this thing started.

I think after a month, you'll pretty much catch on to everything, you know.

This something gonna be shipped to the house or uh uh pick you say pick up.

What you mean pick up?

She she she hasn't mentioned any of this to you?

No, man, she ain't missing none of this to me.

Okay.

All right.

Well, what's Is man a four three relationship, uh Maurice is this.

You know, you spend four days with Keisha and she comes over to my place and she spend the other three days with me.

That's what a four-three relationship.

So see, this kind of frees you up, man, on anything you might want to do on those other three days, man, where she might be tying you down.

You know, so four of them days, you know, you with her, but the other three days you kinda have some free time to yourself, but she'll be over at my place on the other three days.

That's what uh that's what basically a four-three relationship is.

Pardon me?

So you say what now?

I say pardon me, you say she'll spend four days with me, three days with you.

That's that's it, sir.

That's the four three relationship right there, Maurice.

You know, you're you really gonna like this, man.

Like I say, she was excited about it.

Hold on.

Are you serious?

Uh yeah, I'm I'm dead serious, man.

Like I say, Keisha uh was excited about it.

Hold on, man.

Hold on, hold on, man.

I know wife ain't disgust you about relationship, spending four days with me, three days with me, man.

So you talking about my f wife, uh boy?

No, I I'm yeah, I know what she's doing.

You hold up.

What's your name again?

My name Devin.

Devin.

Say, bruh, I don't play games, man.

I don't know how you got my number.

What's what's I mean, Maurice, what's wrong?

I mean, a lot of couples are doing what's wrong.

That's my wife.

Who you think you talking to?

You ain't talking to no part.

Who you think you talking to?

Okay, but listen, man, it a a lot of couples are doing the four three, man.

What other couples is doing with homework?

My wife and me ain't interested in no four three relationship.

I can't be I can't believe you woke my f up for this, man.

Are you serious?

You calling me talking about four three relationship.

You know, I told you I work at night.

Why

I didn't know you worked at night, man.

Like I said, see when I came over last week, man.

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

You came over well last week.

I know you ain't finna say without thank you for the f say.

You better not say it.

You better not say it.

Go ahead.

Go ahead, finish it.

Go ahead.

Go ahead, Claire.

You been talking?

Don't stop now.

Go ahead.

No, Maurice, hold up, dog.

No, no, hold on, f you the w I'm up, player.

I'm up.

Now don't want to see it.

Go ahead.

I dare you.

No, all I'm saying is I came by there last week, man.

You came by where?

I came by your house.

You come by my house.

Okay, are you at 18 for trail?

Oh, so you mean you brought your hair house?

Okay, dog.

Okay, she said she's gonna be.

Okay, Plair.

Okay, go ahead.

Go ahead.

Go ahead.

Go ahead.

Okay, though.

If y'all not interested in the four three, man, then I won't I won't be wasting them no more your time.

You waste time calling me what my little wife don't tell you about.

She wanna f for three and she never told me nothing about Claire, you got the wrong home, bro.

Ain't nothing wrong with my relationship.

Okay, okay, so why would she tell me she interested in the 4-3, man?

I wouldn't give a f what she told you.

I know I take care of my bedroom, all right.

Oh three, I wish she would leave this three days.

I wish she would.

Anyway, I know you.

How do you know a s I don't know you from man and

I don't mind taking off work tonight to sell what the f is going on in my house when my f crane at night working all night.

Now I'ma ask you again, how f do you know us?

Man, I I know y'all through Tommy, man.

Who in Tommy?

Tommy who Tommy, man, Maurice, nephew Tommy.

This is nephew Tommy, man, from the Steve Auburn morning show, dog.

Your wife Keisha got me the breakphone call you.

Man, you tell me about the Steve Harvey show.

Yeah, man.

Next you told me the little bald head

next to Steve ain't I know y'all ain't f with me.

I know y'all not f with me today.

If Steve said next to you, tell him Oh no.

Why are you why Steve need to be over here?

You little bald head

you ain't got nothing else to do but people, man.

I slow down.

You work at night, man.

All right, I'm already I'm gonna let you go back and sleep, man.

But one more thing, though.

Tell me this, man.

What is the what's the badest that I mean the bad cute that you ain't got to talk to her?

I wish I was there.

I wish I was there.

You

Hey man, what's the baddest radio show in the land, man?

Steve How are the morning show.