Condoms in the dry cleaning

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A dry-cleaner manager tells Tamika that her husband Chris left cash, one cufflink, and two condoms in a suit pocket. She plans to collect the uncleaned clothes as evidence until the note in the pocket reveals the prank.

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Hello

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Hello, I'm trying to reach

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Tamika, Tamika

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This is she

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How you doing? I'm Brad from

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Quality Cleaners, I'm the manager over here

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Uh huh

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Listen, did you bring some clothes in this morning?

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No, I didn't

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bring anything in to you this morning

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Okay, well listen

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we got an order that was dropped off

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this morning here

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shirt and a few other things but there's actually been some articles actually

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left in the clothing so it was dropped off like around 7 this morning but we

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got it's got let's work this like about a hundred bucks cash in the pocket

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there's a couple business cards there's there's a cuff link here I looked all

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over as only one cuff link and then there's two condoms in here so I wanted

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a plastic bag or something and have it have it can you repeat what was left in there again

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well like I said we got a uh it's like right at a hundred maybe 105 bucks of cash uh there's a

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business card from an insurance company there's another business card for um uh what is this this

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is uh what else was left right right I'm trying to tell you about all the business cards I don't I'm

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something else okay no there's a cufflink that we can't and we can't find the other cufflink

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if it's here we look all over the bag to see if we can find it but we don't see that either

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what what else is in his pocket uh like I said you got a you got a hundred dollars in here

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there's some uh no I need no no no no you have said something to me now I need you to say some

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yes there's business cards there's a insurance card some business cards you said something else

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I don't know where

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You said something else

Oh

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Oh okay

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The last

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There's two condoms in here

Hello

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What the f*** did you say

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Like I said

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There's a hundred dollars in here

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No f*** that

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Did you say

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Did you say there was some condoms in there

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There's two

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There's two

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Extra large condoms in here

Hello

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So

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I'm here

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I'm just trying to digest all the stuff

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That you had just said that

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That was in my husband's pocket

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Now you share that. This is my husband Chris Chris

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Well, it has I mean, maybe you know the items ma'am. This is there's a there's a gray suit

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There's also a solid blue suit. That's that sounds from that sounds familiar, but I'm not understanding

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The phone number the phone number that I called the number that attached to this actual order

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Is this his number, or your home number, or was it your cell?

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What number is this?

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This is our house number.

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I just don't believe what you're telling me,

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because we just celebrated our anniversary last week.

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What's wrong, man?

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What's wrong?

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Well, first of all, we marry, and we never use condoms.

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And then you up there calling me, talking about you got condoms left in his suit coat pocket.

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understand. Okay. Oh, I know he ain't cheating on me. Well, not, not, I mean, not necessarily. I mean,

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you know, they could have been there. That just don't make any damn sense. If we marry and we

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don't use condoms, I don't know, man. You'd have to talk to Chris about that one. I guess my main

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reason is that you want me to, I wanted to know, did you, did you clean anything yet? Did you

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No, we haven't cleaned it. I just, I just started starting stuff and I don't want you. I don't want you to clean up things and all those articles that you said. I want you to put it. I want you to, I want you to put everything, including them damn condoms. I want you to put it in the bag. I want you to put it in the bag. Don't clean up this because I'm going to come up there and I'm going to pick everything up.

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I want me to put him to the side. I won't clean them. I'll just put them to the side and I'll leave them in the same laundry bag he had when he dropped them off.

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I'm going to f*** Chris up. I don't believe this s***. I ain't gave this s*** all my good years of my life and he's going to turn around and f***ing cheat on me?

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You make sure you don't clean up f***ing things because I'm going to sanitize all that s*** with my damn self.

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You put all that s*** in the bag, I'm going to call my job and let them know I'm not coming in today because that s*** is going to get caught.

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I'm gonna be alright. I am going to be alright. When I get up there, Chris is gonna get up. That's all I got to say. You make sure you have all that stuff not clean. I don't want you to clean it. I want you to put all that other that you said that you found in his pocket. You put all that in the bag because Chris is, I don't know who the he think he's with. Okay, Mr. Mika, would you like for me to call Chris? No, no, no, no.

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Bobby I don't want you to no no no man wait a minute wait wait wait my name's Brad I'm Brad

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I don't give a damn what your name is sir I really don't okay because Chris is going to get

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up you just put everything in the bag sir like I had asked you to I am on my way down there

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and Chris no this ain't going down this way we just renewed our vows and man of fact don't

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condoms come in three and you up there talking about there's two left what the I'm not

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I wanna do my f***ing math, okay?

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Chris is gonna get f***ed up when he get home tonight.

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Here's something else in the pocket, too.

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There's a note in here.

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A note?

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What does it say?

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Okay, ma'am, you know what?

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This has gotten way out of hand.

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I don't wanna...

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Way out of hand, my f***ing?

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You need to quit telling me all this s*** that's in this f***ing pocket.

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Would you read that s*** to me?

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Matter of fact, I want that in the bag, too.

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The more evidence I have, the better off it's gonna be for me.

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I'm gonna f*** this s*** up.

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The note says this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning shows your husband Chris got me to play phone calls

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Hello, thank you for calling. Hello. I'm trying to reach Nicole please. This is she how you doing?