Defective Condom Recall

Hello.

Oh, I'm trying to reach a I believe it's Mark Davidson.

Oh yes, yes, he's not here right now.

Um you don't want to leave a message.

Well, um, this is uh this is Barry.

I work here, I'm the manager here at Walls.

Um is is he gonna be is he gonna be home anytime soon where he can maybe give me a call, I can chat with him?

Not sure.

I mean, he's gonna be back within like an hour or so.

What's going on?

Uh well, we got a transaction here that he made on Friday of last week.

And uh basically what's going on is we've had a bad batch of of condoms, and there's actually a condom recall.

Um this was a credit card transaction, so we're trying our best to reach out and get as many people as we can and let 'em know that those those condoms are defective.

So there's a recall on the Magnum condoms that we've had here at here at Walmart.

And what we're trying to do is call everybody that has purchased them within the last week.

You know, he purchased some on Friday, so what we want to do is reach out to him and let him know to bring those back.

Wait, wait.

Wait, I'm sorry.

So you're saying that Marcus purchased these condoms on Friday?

Uh the date I have here on this transaction since Friday of last week.

Yes, ma'am.

We don't even use them.

But for the fact that you have called me talking about that my husband, this condoms last Friday, when we don't even use them at all, I'm so upset right now.

Okay, you know what?

Hold on.

I'm gonna call him right now if you wait.

We have to get this.

I'm so upset.

Hang on, hang on a second.

Would you rather give me your sale and I I give him a call and let him know what's going on?

Could you just give me his number?

Oh no, no, no, no, no, no.

I'm calling him myself right now.

Hold on.

Babe, what's up?

I'm about to get in the chair.

What's up what's up?

I'm at the barbershop.

No, I think you need to get up and go outside.

Cause I what I'm about to say, you don't want to talk about this in front of all you people.

Wait, what?

What's wait?

Okay.

Give me a second, bro.

One second.

Five minutes.

What?

What's going on?

What's up?

What's up, Fred?

Well, wait, I don't be reflecting in front of the folks.

First of all, so why do I get a phone call from like the manager of w talking about you brought some condoms and they were defective last Friday?

Really?

Wait, what?

Wait, what?

Is that the type of joke right now?

Baby, what are you talking about?

What are you talking about?

What am I talking about?

You tell me what I'm talking about.

You tell me what are you talking about?

Sound crazy.

No, no, I'm not crazy.

I'm not crazy.

This is real.

What?

Cut the f out and tell me what the f what's going on right now.

Uh, excuse me.

Hello?

Hello?

Who the f who h who is this on my line?

Who you you calling me on the phone?

Who is this?

Okay, how you doing?

You're Marcus, correct?

Who is this?

I'm I'm Barry.

I worked at I'm the general manager at W and we were calling.

Barry, wait, wait, wait, Barry.

How you get my number?

Why my wife calling me talking this crazy about a condom, Barry?

What what's happening?

Get to the point, bro.

No, I'm not.

Crazy, you're crazy.

What's her name?

Barry.

My name is my name is Barry.

I'm the general manager here.

What

basically what we have a condom recall and we have your credit card and you made a transaction uh this past trial.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Barry, Barry, Barry, Barry.

What the f are you talking about?

No, you're gonna try to act like you don't know what I'm talking about.

Really?

You know exactly what you're talking about.

Could you be quiet?

I'm trying to get because this is crazy.

I'm trying to get ahead.

I've got this.

Okay, so sir, what it is is we have a transaction with your credit card that condoms were purchased, and what's happening is those condoms are defective.

So we're doing a a recall on all of them.

So we're trying to get those condoms back.

We don't want to carry Barry.

Yes.

First of all, you made a mistake.

You couldn't possibly have my my credit card, sir.

You you really say, well, my sir.

Hold on for so Barry.

This is my family, there.

I don't I don't play about my family, Bear.

What are you talking about, Bear?

Uh I'm I've I've stated it, sir.

We this card, uh, this is how we got the number um to your home where your wife is, and we were trying to actually just read we weren't trying to create any problems.

We just wanted to let you know that the condoms were defect.

That's right.

Marcus, the fact baby.

First of all, baby, you you're doing a lot on the on the phone in front of Barry.

I don't even know what it's coming from.

You're doing a lot.

We're doing a lot of people.

Listen, baby, right now.

We discussed it.

We we passed this part in our relationship.

I told you that I was done with the city.

Oh, we are?

All right?

I told you that.

Barry.

So disappointing.

I apologize.

I listen.

Well, you did you did you were you in Walgreens on Friday of last week, sir?

I was not.

Well, these these were purchased Friday around six o'clock, Friday evening of last week.

Barry.

That's what he wasn't home.

I mean that much.

It's very fascinating.

Said he was at work doing overtime.

Sweetheart.

Right.

Stop.

Let's stop.

I see the picture now.

What picture?

Barry.

See, you got my listen, you got my wife.

Talking crazy.

I mean, what do you read?

Barry.

Barry.

Oh.

Yeah.

Like, this is wrong.

This is so wrong.

You too.

Baby, I didn't do this.

I'm so disgusted.

First of all, we don't even use cut.

We don't even use cut.

Baby, we don't even use cut.

Why am I?

Why would I practice it?

This was a this was a pack of 12.

You remember buying a 12 pack of magazines?

I don't

trust it.

That's a lie.

Why you won't here believe in this sh.

You know what I'm saying?

You know what I mean?

I wouldn't have sound about you actually.

Oh my god.

Mary, I can't believe you're doing this.

Hold on.

Hold on.

Barry.

I'm here.

I didn't do this.

Barry.

You got to be out of your g man calling me with this.

You got to be up.

You gotta be out your mind.

You're the person that bought the damn comedy.

Barry.

You did.

Not me.

Barry.

You're the person.

You're the person that's been absolutely cheating on your wife.

Wow.

Hey, dude, I didn't do this.

I didn't do this.

Tommy the one did it.

It wasn't me.

Wait, what?

Barry, I don't know no f Tommy.

Who the f Tommy the one told me?

Tommy told me to call you because you the one bought the counter.

Tommy said you bought.

Who is Tommy?

You tell me.

From the Steve Army Morning show.

Both of y'all just got pranked.

Oh my God.

I can't believe that.

You gotta be kidding me.

Okay, sorry.

Your sister Trish is who got me to prank y'all.

Oh man, well, I guess we're gonna be leaving her out at the holidays, huh?

You ain't you ain't encouraging me out on this phone.

You know I love you.

You know you you know how I feel about you, babe.

All right, man.

Muddy love, both of y'all, y'all gotta tell me this.

What is Hello?

Hello.

this.

Miss Glenda, who is this?

This Benji.

I'm I'm calling.