Condom Recall Prank

Hello.

Oh, I've tried to reach a I believe it's Mark Davidson.

Oh yes, yes, he's not here right now.

Um you don't want to leave a message?

Well, um, this is uh this is Barry.

I work here, I'm the manager here at Wands.

Um is is he gonna be is he gonna be home anytime soon where he can maybe give me a call, I can chat with him?

Yeah, sure.

I mean, he's gonna be back within like an hour or so.

What's going on?

Uh well, we got a transaction here that he made on Friday of last week.

And uh basically what's going on is we've had a bad batch of of condoms, and there's actually a condom recall.

Um this was a credit card transaction, so we're trying our best to reach out and get as many people as we can and let them know that those those condoms are defected.

So there's a recall on the Magnum condoms that we've had here at here at Wal and what we're trying to do is call everybody that has purchased them within the last week.

And you know, he purchased some on Friday, so what we want to do is reach out to him and let him know to bring those back.

Wait, wait.

Wait, I'm sorry.

So you're saying that Marcus purchased his condoms on Friday?

Uh the date I have here on this transaction since Friday of last week.

Yes, ma'am.

We don't even use them.

But for the fact that you just call me talking about that my husband is condom last Friday when we don't even use them at all.

I'm so upset right now.

Okay, you know what?

Hold on.

I'm gonna call him right now a few way.

We have to get them through this.

I'm calling back.

But hang on, hang on a second.

Would you rather give me his cell and I I give him a call and let him know what's going on?

Could you just give me his number?

Oh no, no, no, no, no, no.

I'm calling him myself right now.

Come on.

Babe, what's up?

I'm about to give him the chair.

What's up, what's up?

I'm at the barbershop.

What's up?

I'm getting in the chair right now.

No, I think you need to get up and go outside because I what I'm about to say, you don't want to talk about this in front of all you all people go there.

Wait, what?

Wait, okay.

Give me a second, bro.

One second.

Five minutes.

What?

What's going on?

What's up?

What's up, Cara?

Well, wait, don't be reflecting in front of the folks.

First of all, so why do I get a phone call from like the manager

talking about you brought some condoms and they were defective last Friday?

Really?

Wait, what?

Wait, what?

Baby, what are you talking about?

What are you talking about?

What am I talking about?

You tell me what I'm talking about.

You tell me what he's talking about.

Sound crazy.

No, no, I'm not crazy.

I'm not crazy.

This is real.

What?

Cut the f down and tell me what the f what's going on right now.

Uh, excuse me.

Hello?

Hello?

Who the f who ho who is this on my line?

Who you you calling me on the phone?

Who is this?

Okay, how you doing?

You're Marcus, correct?

Who is this?

I'm I'm Barry.

I work on the general manager at W and we were f calling.

Barry, wait, wait, wait, Barry.

How you get my number?

Why my wife calling me talking this crazy about a condom or something, Barry?

What what's happening?

Get to the point, bro.

Y'all, I'm not looking crazy.

You're crazy.

Who is what's her name?

Barry.

My name is my name is Barry.

I'm the general manager here at W.

And basically what we have a condom recall and we have your credit card and you made a transaction uh this past Friday.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Barry, Barry, Barry, Barry.

What the f are you talking about?

No, you're gonna try to act like you don't know what I'm talking about.

Really?

You know exactly what you're talking about.

Could you be quiet?

I'm trying to get 'cause this is crazy.

I'm trying to get ahead, cause I've got this.

Okay, so sir, what it is is we have a transaction with your credit card that condoms were purchased, and what's happening is those condoms are defective.

So we're doing a a recall on all of them.

So we're trying to get those condoms back.

We don't want to.

Barry.

Yes.

First of all, you made a mistake.

You couldn't possibly have my my credit card, sir.

You you really

have my phone.

Sir, hello, f Barry, this is my family, Barry.

I don't I don't play about my family, man.

What are you talking about?

Uh I'm I I'm stating it, sir.

We this card, uh this is how we got the number um to your home where your wife is, and we were trying to actually just read we weren't trying to create any problems.

We just wanted to let you know that the comments were defect.

That's right.

Marcus, the fact first of all, baby, you you're doing a lot on the on the phone in front of Barry.

I don't even know what it's coming from.

You're doing a lot of things.

Listen, baby, we discussed it.

We we passed this part in our relationship.

I told you that I was done with the case.

Oh, we are?

Are we?

I told you that.

Barry.

So just I apologize.

I listen.

Well, you did you did you were you in Walgreens on Friday of last week, sir?

I was not.

These these were purchased Friday around six o'clock Friday evening of last week.

Barry.

Guess what?

He wasn't home.

I mean, that much.

It's very Saturday day.

Said he was at work doing overtime.

Right.

Stop.

Let's stop.

I see the picture now.

What picture Barry?

See, you got my listen, you got my wife talking crazy.

I mean, what do you

think?

Like, this is wrong.

This is so wrong.

Baby, I didn't do this.

I'm so disgusted.

First of all, we don't even use colours.

So disgusted with you.

We don't even use c baby.

We don't even use colours.

Why would I purchase it?

Mr.

Marcus.

This was a this was a pack of twelve.

You remember buying twelve pack of magazines?

I don't

think.

Why you on here believe in the shit?

You know what I mean?

I wouldn't sound about it.

Oh yo, I I can't believe Mary, I can't believe you're doing this.

Barry.

I'm here.

I didn't do this.

Barry.

You got to be out of your gas man calling me with this.

You got you gotta be up because you gotta be out your mind.

You're the person that bought the damn gun.

Barry.

Not me.

You're the person You're the person that's been absolutely cheating on your wife.

Wow.

Hey, dude, I didn't do this.

I didn't do this.

Tommy the one did it.

It wasn't me.

Wait, what?

Barry, I don't know no f Tommy.

What I'm saying is Tommy the one told me Tommy told me to call you because you the one bought the collar.

Tommy said you bought.

Who is Tommy?

Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning show.

Both of y'all just got pranked.

Oh my God.

I can't believe that.

You gotta be kidding me.

Okay, sorry.

Your sister Trent is who got me to prank y'all.

Oh man, well I guess we're gonna be leaving her out at the holidays, huh?

You ain't you ain't cursing me out on this phone.

You know I love you.

You know you you know how I feel about you.

All right, man.

Y'all gotta tell me this.

What is Hello?