Divorce papers by fax
5:51A process server faxes Mr. Kirby divorce papers at work, orders him out of the house within 24 hours, and then claims Kirby's wife showed up with his boss. Kirby is ready to confront them when Tommy says Kirby's wife arranged the call.
Transcript
101 linesI'm good, how are you?
Good, listen, my name is Casey
I've come by a couple times
But I haven't been able to
Actually, when I come to the office
I guess you're out on doing sales
I've not been able to get in contact with you when I come by
Are you near a fax machine right now, sir?
Yeah, I have one right here in my office
Could you tell me what this is pertaining to?
I got a little bit of business that I need you to take a look at if you don't mind
Something that you might be able to help me out on can can I get your fax number? Yeah, no problem
So hang on a second. Okay. Hey Jim, put it down man. We're gonna go there. That's the one
Okay. Okay. Give it one second. Hey, I'm gonna go to do it tomorrow. That's right
All right, it ought to be coming through by now, yeah, I see it coming up hey close the door behind you man
All right.
Hey, hold on.
What the f*** is this?
You got it?
Yeah, I got it, man.
Hey, hold up.
Hey, these are f***ing divorce papers, man.
Sir, this is what I've been trying to come by your office and actually give you for the last four or five times.
I've been looking.
I've been trying to get to you for the last 10 months.
You just got f***ed with some f***ing divorce papers?
There's no other way I could have gotten them to you.
I've been trying to get them to you for the last, like I said, two months, and I haven't been able to get in contact with you.
Well, I mean, actually, sir, she can't do anything until you actually have the papers.
So, like I said, it's been two months since I've been trying to actually get them to you.
Sir, sir, actually, right now, you are not permitted to give her a phone call.
And within the next 24 hours, you need to actually have all of your things out of the house and you need to actually vacate the premise.
I've been there, man, and I feel you, brother.
I understand what you're going through, man.
When did she come by your office, man?
It was two months ago when she first came by the office.
You know, like I said, I actually work for the law firm that gives me the papers to take out to...
Is this f***ing legal, man?
Texting me some f***ing phone papers?
What the f*** is that?
Sir, like I said, there was no way I could get them to you.
I've been trying to get them to you over two months.
So I figured the only best thing to do is for me to, like, fax them to you.
So she came by your f***ing office two months ago to tell me she wanted to file for the papers from you?
I know what it's like, man.
I almost lost my mind, you know, but hey, man, I can't, I can't.
You don't understand me.
I ain't been nothing to do with no divorce, man.
All right?
And you were sending some divorce papers to a sex.
Anybody could have got their sex.
Not a secretary.
It's off the date.
If she was a sexier doctor,
could I have sex with that woman up there?
Okay, okay.
And I understand.
I may have had a bad judgment on factional, you know,
but that's why I called and made sure you was there
and I was talking to you on the phone while they was coming.
I wanted to make sure you got them.
You know what I'm saying?
Well, congratulations.
Mr. Kirby, I ain't supposed to do nothing like this, man.
I lose my job behind this kind of stuff, man.
I mean, I feel where you're coming from, man.
I feel where you're coming from.
You don't start speaking, right?
Who in the f*** you walked in there with, dog?
Hey, man, look.
Off the record, Mr. Kirby, okay?
I said it's off the record.
Off the record, man.
or Connors, I think.
His name was Connors.
Connors?
Connors?
I mean, a light-skinned, tall guy with a bald head.
That's my boss!
You can't f***ing tell me!
My boss is my wife!
Connors your boss?
Come on, man!
This is some s***, man!
You know what?
You know what?
I'm just going to go to the s*** office right now.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hey, hold on, man.
Look here.
Listen to me, man.
Listen.
Listen to me, man.
maybe he just gave a ride over there or something I mean it ain't it ain't that you it might not that
might not be what it is man wait a minute man you don't even know that man he's just a person
that can't okay look look man if you go I might well go and tell you everything if you're gonna
I just got one more thing and I'm just going to go and get off the phone because I see I can't even stop you now.
I'm going to tell you, you ready?
This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.
You just got pranked by your wife.
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