My Wife Is Throwing Me Out

Mr.

Kirby, how are you?

I'm I'm good.

How are you?

Good.

Listen, my name is Casey G.

I've come by a couple times, but I haven't been able to actually when I come to the office, I guess you're out on doing sales.

I've not been able to get in contact with you when I come by.

Are you near a fax machine right now, sir?

Yeah, I have one right here in my office because you're my sister pertaining to.

Actually, I got a little bit of business that I need you to take a look at if you don't mind.

Uh something that you might be able to help me out on.

Can can I get your fax number?

Yeah, no problem.

So hang on a second.

Okay?

Hey, Jim, put that down, man.

We're gonna go here.

Okay.

Give it one second.

Hey, hey, go ahead.

I'm gonna close the door to my office right quick, man.

No problem.

All right, it ought to be coming through by now.

Yeah, I see it coming out.

Hey, close the door behind you, man.

All right.

Hey, hold on, what the f is this?

You got it?

Hey.

Yeah, I got it, man.

Hey, hey, hold up.

Hey, you can find your papers, man.

Sir, this is what I've been trying to come by your office and actually give you for the last four or five times.

I've been looking, I've been trying to get to you for the last two months.

You the fact who can f your papers?

There's no other way I could have gotten gotten them to you.

I've been trying to get them to you for the last, like I said, two months, and I haven't been able to get in contact with you.

What the f you mean too much?

Well, I mean, uh actually, sir, uh, she can't do anything until you actually have the papers.

So, like I said, it's been two months since I've been trying to actually get them to you.

That baby, I'm calling that looking.

Sir, sir, actually right now you are not permitted to give her a phone call and within the next twenty-four hours, you need to actually have all of your things out of the house and you need to actually vacate the premise.

What the f you didn't want everything about my house.

I'll pay the f bills now.

You see me every day, every night for two months, and they said to me.

Sir, uh and hey man, listen.

I'm a good horseman, man.

She got to define me on.

I'm in a sucker game, dance and fight on this weekend.

Okay, okay, curvy, curvy, curvy, curvy, to me, man.

Listen, I've been there, man.

I and I and I and I feel you, brother.

I do.

I understand what you going through, man.

But when she come by your office, man.

It was two months ago when she first came out of office, and uh you know, like I said, I I actually work for the law firm that that gives me the papers to s to take out to uh to

legal man texting me some law papers?

Sir, like I said, I there was no way I could get them to I've been trying to get 'em to you for over two months.

So I I figured the only best thing to do is for me to like fax them to you.

So she came out here two months ago.

When when they came by when they came by the first time, all I remember.

Who in the f is ready?

Uh

that's the way.

Hey, Mr.

Kirby, look, man.

See, bro, look here, uh, Doc.

Don't you do this to me, man.

Look this off the work, all right?

If you worry about your job, you ain't got to worry about it.

You can't in this position because you know how I feel, man.

Okay.

I I mean I I know what it's like, man.

I almost lost my mind, you know, but hey man, I can't I can't.

See, I'm a good

you don't understand me.

I ain't been never deserved no first, man.

All right.

And you can send me some five papers to a d sex.

Anybody could have got their sex.

Got a secretary that's off the date.

She's a doctor, so they want to be okay, okay, and I and I uh man, I understand.

I I may I may have had a bad judgment on factional, you know, but that's why I called and made sure you was there and I was talking to you on the phone while they was coming.

I wanted to make sure you got him.

You know what I'm saying?

Well, congratulations.

Just didn't such all right.

Now f tell me who this is, but this is five years with you to feel for me, man.

Hey, Mr.

Kirby, I ain't supposed to do nothing like this, man.

I lose my job behind this kind of stuff, man.

I I I I mean, I feel where you coming from, man.

I feel where you come from.

Hey man, look, off the record, Mr.

Kirby.

Okay.

I say it is off the record.

Off the record, man.

She came in.

All I know this guy is is his name was uh uh uh Connors, I think.

His name was Connors.

Connor.

Connor?

I mean uh a uh uh light skinned tall guy with bald head.

That's my boss from

you.

Connors your boss?

This is from man.

You know what?

You know what?

I think you're just office right now.

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

Hey, hold on, man.

Look here.

Listen to me, man.

Listen, listen.

Listen to me, man.

Maybe he was maybe he just gave her a ride over there or something.

I mean, it ain't it it ain't that you it might not that might not be what it is, man.

That's my boss.

I'm gonna let the fight.

No, hold on.

Wait a wait, no, wait a minute, man.

You don't even know that, man.

You ain't uh he just a person that can't I don't follow you.

I don't have long as you the on over the tax machine.

Okay, look, look, man.

If if if you go I might as well go and tell you everything if you gonna go up there.

Oh, oh, oh no, tell me everything?

What the hell did you find me to destroy my life anymore?

You know how to destroy it.

I'm just gonna go and get off the phone because I see I can't even stop you now.

Hey, tell me what the f got to say.

I'm gonna tell you, is you ready?

I'm ready, man.

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harbin morning show.

You just got prayed.

By your wife.

I see this, man.

Do I look here?

You got to get

Oh God.

You alright, man?

It's got to be against the life.