Doorman Prank

Hello.

Uh yes, uh Mr.

T Yes.

Hey, this is the door man, Mark, uh, of your building.

Okay.

I have a Mr.

Who uh is trying to get buzzed up to your unit.

Are you are you at home right now, sir?

No, no, no, sir, I'm not.

Who?

Yeah, uh a mr.

Um what did you say?

I'm sorry, what did you say again?

Mr.

Son.

And he wants to be buzzed up.

Supposedly he left some articles in the room or in your unit a couple days ago.

I was out of town a couple of days ago.

What day are we talking about?

Uh so what days was you actually instead, Thursday, and Friday.

He he was there all three days?

You guys let him into my apartment for three days?

He was in my place.

No, uh Mr.

Tim, we don't let anybody in unless someone in the unit allows them to be buzzed up.

That's that's the uh the rules here of the building.

So we definitely didn't do anything um out of character.

So who let him in?

Who buzzed him in then?

Um Sir, I hate to say it, but I'm assuming your wife must have buzzed him up.

The fuck you mean my wife was not there three days ago.

She was on a business trip.

She was not at the fucking apartment three days ago.

No, sir, your wife was here.

I've actually seen your wife come in and out.

The fuck.

Okay, the dude is there right now.

He's downstairs.

He's here right now with me, sir.

What did he leave in my fucking place?

Okay, one second, Mr.

Hang on.

What what did you actually leave in Mr.

Mark?

Pair of pants?

Underwear and what and what else?

He says he left uh a pair of pants, some underwear, and a toothbrush shirt, sir.

Mr.

Hill.

He's there right now.

You let me talk to him.

Put him on the fucking phone.

Let me talk to him.

Uh you know what, Mr.

Timon, right now, the with listening to you and I rate the way you sound, I don't want to put this guy on the phone.

Mark, if you want to keep your motherfucking job at the goddamn building, you go put him on the goddamn phone.

Now Mr.

Sir

he's actually leaving out of the building now.

He's

He's walking out I don't know.

I want you to put him on the phone.

What the fuck is your problem?

You got video surveillance, right?

You got video footage of everybody that comes in and out of the motherfucking building, right?

Um, yes, sir, but you know, if nothing occurs, we I think we should have footage that goes back at least two weeks.

So we should be able to pull some things up for you, sir.

Yeah, I'm gonna need you to get that, and I need it sent over to me right now.

I'm at my work email.

I need it today.

Cause this is some bullshit.

Y'all let some motherfucker in my apartment and and and this is a coming you're not gonna do.

Like what kind of n poop are you?

What kind of imbecile are you?

Hey, hey, sir, Mr.

Mr.

Hang on a second.

What?

All right.

Well l please hear me out, sir.

Hear me out.

I have we haven't just let someone in.

Someone in your unit buzzed someone up.

We didn't just let anyone up.

Now I know you don't want to hear it, but I'm assuming your wife buzzed this guy just turned up.

We didn't do that.

Fuck you, shut the fuck up and get me what the fuck I asked you for, and then we're done.

Okay.

Well, well, you know, you're saying I have a problem.

Maybe you have a problem pleasing your wife, and that's why she's buzzing other people up her up to the road.

You the fuck you think you're talking about talking to me like that?

You fucking.

Well, sir, you're being you're being disrespectful to me as well, sir.

No, no, no, no.

The disrespectful is you coming and letting people come up in my building that you know is not.

I haven't let anybody up here.

I can't stop your wife from doing what she's doing.

You let somebody in my face.

Somebody that's got a dress up all the time and always buzzing somebody up to the room when you're gone.

That's what you need to be more concerned about.

Mr.

Fuck you.

You bitch ass motherfucker.

You know what?

I'm the only motherfucker around here busting my ass to take care of some shit down there.

I'm over here working right now to pay for that motherfucker so that your ass gotta get the damn job.

Well, you might be handling your business over there, but obviously you're not you're not handling your business at home.

That's why she keeps buzzing people up, sir.

You know what?

Well the business I'm gonna handle when I get home today is your motherfucking ass.

Okay?

You wanna quit calling me the doorman?

What's your motherfucking position?

Huh?

What the fuck do you do for a living?

I'm a doorman.

Open motherfucking door.

And thank you, Mr.

Fucking Doorman.

Matter of fact, I'm gonna stop calling you Mr.

Doorman, because that's giving you too much goddamn respect.

Okay, well, uh if you you know if you if you stop Tommy from going up to your room, you'll be fine.

Who'd up?

That's who is Tommy.

Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvin morning show.

Your wife got me the prank phone call you.

Y'all crazy motherfucker.

Fucking bullshit.

Your ass about to get

my job cussing and shit.

Oh, damn, man.

This is not fucking cool, man.

You don't know the shit that was going through my head.

She was about to get it.

Y'all is everybody was about to freaking get it.

Like that ain't cool.

Y'all laughing at me, but that shit ain't cool.

Come on.

Hey.

Hey man, I gotta ask you, man.

What is the baddest, and I mean the baddest radio show in the land?

Man, gotta be the Steve Harvey morning song.

Who is gonna be some consequences and repercussions for this one?