He Left His Draws

You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is why does he have videos of our neighbors?

Um we'll get into that, find out what that's all about in just a few.

Mm-hmm.

But uh right now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.

Nephew, what's your surlay?

Here's something that you know most of y'all won't step up and say.

What?

Your pastor.

Sometimes you gotta step up and you gotta look past her in the eye and you gotta ask.

How much in the account, Pastor?

Wait a minute.

How much

in the account, Pastor?

You asked the past about the bank account time.

Why why not?

Why not?

I'm putting money in there.

How much we got in there, Pastor?

Don't be scared.

Listen, everybody that go to church on the regular.

Sunday morning, when y'all get there, ask Pastor.

How much in there, Pastor?

How much we got in the account?

Ask him.

How much in the account past?

Let's go, Capdol.

Hello?

Hello, I'm trying to reach uh Pastor Hayes.

Um, this is he.

Pastor Hayes, how you doing?

This is this is Brother Line, Lonnie Thompson.

How you doing?

I'm I'm good, brother.

And how can I help you today?

Past, I'm actually one of your members at the church, and I want to just commend you that you're doing a good job the way you um are displaying uh safety.

Let me say that first and foremost.

Okay, cool.

Thank you.

You know, we just want everybody to be safe and and healthy.

And and your name again?

The brother Lonnie Thompson.

Okay, and and and Brother Thompson, I'm I'm I'm kind of about to be in the middle of dinner.

How can I help you, brother?

Well, here's here's what I wanted to ask you, man.

Um Past, I want to ask you this.

I I know you know a lot of people are going through different things and and and uh people are you know trying to make sure they keep food and stuff in the house because it's you know, time like this, you know, you kind of want to stay put and and but you want to make sure you got enough food and water and things like that.

So, but but but what I want to my reason for calling you is I wanted to ask you, how uh how how much money do we have in the account?

Come again?

The church account.

How much money do we have in there?

Brother, brother, what what do you say your name was again, brother?

My name is uh uh brother Lonnie Thompson.

Okay, uh Brother Thompson, how did you get my personal cell phone number to be calling me at home this time of day?

Well, I got this number from one of the brothers at the church.

Wait, what what brother the trucker?

They know not to give my personal number off to to people I don't know.

Are you Well, but I'm a but I'm a member though.

I'm a member.

Well, how how long you been a member?

Because I've been pastor of this church for ten years, and I your name ain't familiar to me.

How long?

How long you been a member at my church?

I've been a member probably going on going on three years now.

But I ain't I ain't been since, you know, since that day I joined.

I you know, I you know I d kind of got caught out there, you know how I go.

But uh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

So you you've been a member of my church two or three years.

You ain't been to the church in two to three years, and you calling me to ask me about finances of my church.

I'm understanding what you're looking for.

Well, I am a member.

So, I mean, I do have the don't I have the right to know what we got in the what we got in the account?

No, actually you don't.

You don't have the right to that question if you don't actively come to the church.

You can't come to the church, sign up for church, and then call me three years later asking me what we got going on at church.

So I need to understand what is your purpose.

What what do you do with that?

Well, well, like I say, everybody going through hard times.

I'm trying to see what we got in there, because you know, I I need to pick up a few things from the stove.

I don't have the money right now, but shouldn't I be able to lean on my church though?

You can lean on a we we've done a lot of stuff in the community.

We've been feeding the elderly, we got a food bank, we've been cash app and people some money that when we can't, but you ain't been at this church in three years.

You can't call me after three years and think I'm about to give you some money for some I don't even know if you're a real member.

I am a real member.

I'm a real member.

So hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, Pastor.

Hold on.

No, no, no, no.

You hold on.

No, no, no, you hold on.

What?

Boy, look here.

I'm trying to sit down, have dinner with my family.

You sitting here on my last nerd.

Look here, Brother Thompson.

I don't know you.

I ain't never heard of you.

You am not about to call here and try to get some money out of me, and you ain't even a member of the church.

You can't.

I am a member of the church.

Because you come to the church one time, you ain't been back in three years, and you come for some money.

I am a member.

You are not a member of this church, sir.

I am a member of the church.

Look, look, look, let me tell you something.

I know this ain't no.

No, no, no, Mr.

Thompson, let me tell you what.

You can't join my church two or three years ago and call me three years later, get my number from somebody and ask me for money because you're going through hard times.

Now if you was a true member of the church, you'll understand how we work and how we give money to people that's struggling.

I just delivered 40 meals today to our elderly, huh?

Huh?

Last week we cashed out people money to go pick up grocery.

Well do you need my do you need my cash app then?

Do you need my cash app boy?

Boy, you gotta make me cuz you ain't even tithing.

So how you not tithing and think you can't do it.

I told you I have fell on bad times.

Didn't I say I fell on bad times?

You fell on bad times for three years?

Hey, hey, you know it takes longer for some people, okay?

Why you j why are you judging me and opposed to trying to figure out how to cash app me so I can get on.

I don't know if you some scam artist trying to get money from the church, sir.

I have never met you.

I don't know you.

Matter of fact, I'm about to call up the deacons to see who you are and why they would give my number to some point to call me and ask me for some money.

Hey let me say this to you if you don't cash app me, then I'm finna let all the members I know you I know our church ain't no mega church.

You know we got three, four hundred members already know.

So but but I would let every member know that you're not cash app in me to help me in a time of need.

I will do that.

You can Facebook it Instagram you can put it on that TikTok and tag me in it.

I ain't giving you a dime I don't know you I ain't never heard of you.

Matter of fact you need to get off my phone I got dinner with my wife about to go on man and I ain't got time to be going back forward with you.

I need to know who gave you my number so I can call them up and tell them don't be giving my number out to some Who ain't been to our church in two to three years and gonna ask me for some money, some cash out.

Or if you don't get off this phone, who gave you a jumper?

Okay, so let me ask you something.

So, so you know Deacon uh uh Marvin Dillard?

I know Deacon Marvin, yeah.

What about him?

Do you know he listened to the radio every morning?

Yeah.

He's listening to the Steve Harvey morning show.

Pastor Hayes, you just got pranked by your boy, Deacon Marvin.

Well, see, and that's why Deacon Marvin's about to get kicked off the board.

Boy, you you got me out here in my yard.

Yeah.

My neighbors looking at me like I'm crazy.

They know I'm mad on the block.

You almost made me cuss.

You can't be doing that during this time, book man.

Pastor, you alright, man.

Man, I'm good, man.

I'm good.

Baby, baby, everything's good.

My wife came out here, boy.

And you don't want her to set it off.

You don't want the first lady to go off.

Okay.

Man, man.

But no, we take care of our church, man.

We feeding them, sending the money, man, delivering meals, man.

Make sure everybody's good during this time.

That's good, man.

Before we get off, you gotta let me know what is the baddest, and I mean the baddest, radio show in the land.

Man, it's a Steve Harvey morning show with that ignorant nephew, Tommy.

That is.

Every now and then you gotta shake pastor up a little bit.

You know, I don't really go to the church that much, you know.

Hey.

He didn't really go there, but I want to I like a good cussing pastor.

You know, that's no.

Why not?

That's the ones you respect.

A good cussing pastor.

That's gonna lose it here now and then.

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Come.

Yeah.

Stupid is on the way.

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That's Nashville, Tennessee.

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All right.

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You already know about that.

Then after that, where I'm going next.

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Washington, D.C., on the 25th and 26th of August.

The nephew was on the run.

That's right.

I'm back at it, baby.

I'm back in my saddle.

Come watch me work.

Come see what the fuss is all about.

Oh, okay.

All right.

Thank you, nephew.

What's a lot going on coming up next.

A lot.

It is a strawberry letter.

The subject is why does he have videos of our neighbor?

We'll get into it right after this.

You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after.

It's my strawberry letter for today.

The subject, how large is too large.

We'll get into that in just a few minutes.

But right now, the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.

What do you have for us today, nephew?

It happens to us quite often, Shirley.

Carla, it happens.

The title today is He Left His Draws.

He left

his draws.

Okay, it has happened on so many different occasions.

And I think it's happened for all of us, whether you whether you have found somebody's draws that they left at the house or

you are the person that left the draw, all right?

He left his draws.

Cat dog, if you could.

Hello.

Uh, yes, uh.

Mr.

T Yes.

Hey, this is the door man, Mark, uh, of your building.

Okay.

I have a Mr.

S in here who uh is trying to get buzzed up to your unit.

Are you are you at home right now, sir?

No, no, no, sir, I'm not.

Uh who?

Yeah, a Mr.

Um what did you say?

I'm sorry, what did you say again?

Sit Mr.

S.

And he wants to be buzzed up.

Supposedly he left some articles in the room or in your unit a couple days ago.

I was out of town a couple of days ago.

What day are we talking about?

Uh so what days would you actually hit you?

Uh he said Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday.

He he was there all three days?

You guys let him into my apartment for three days?

He was in my place.

No, uh Mr.

We don't let anybody in unless someone in the unit allows them to be buzzed up.

That's the rules here of the building.

So we definitely didn't do anything out of character.

So who let him in?

Who buzzed him in then?

Sir, I hate to say it, but I'm assuming your wife must have buzzed him up.

You mean my wife was not there three days ago.

She was on a business trip.

She was not at the f apartment three days ago.

No, sir, your wife was here.

I've actually seen your wife come in and out.

Okay.

The dude is there right now.

He's downstairs.

He's here right now with me, sir.

What did he leave in my place?

Okay, one second, Mr.

Hang on.

What what did you actually leave in Mr.

Park?

Pair of pants, underwear, and what and what else?

He says he left uh a pair of pants, some underwear and a toothbrush, sir.

Mr.

Hill.

Hill.

He's there right now.

Let me talk to him.

Put him on the f phone.

Let me talk to him.

Uh you know what, Mr.

Right now, the with listening to you and I rate the way you sound, I don't want to put this guy on the phone.

Mark, if you want to keep your job at the g building, you go put him on the g phone now.

Mr.

S.

Sir.

Sir Mr.

He's actually leaving out of the building now.

He's No, what the f would you let him leave?

He's walking I I don't know.

What the is your problem?

You got video surveillance, right?

You got video footage of everybody that comes in and out of the building, right?

Um, yes, sir, but you know, if if nothing occurs, we I think we should have footage that goes back at least two weeks.

So we should be able to pull some things up for you, sir.

Yeah, I'm gonna need you to get that and I need it sent over to me right now.

I'm at my work email.

I need it today.

Cause this is some let some my apartment and and and this is a

you know, it's like what kind of income poop are you?

What kind of imbecile are you?

Hey hey, sir, Mr.

Mr.

Hang on a second.

What?

All right, well, please hear me out, sir.

Hear me out.

I have we haven't just let someone in.

Someone in your unit buzzed someone up.

We didn't just let anyone up.

Now I know you don't want to hear it, but I'm assuming your wife buzz this guy just

up.

We didn't do that.

You shut the f up and get me what the I asked you for, and then we're done.

Okay.

Well, well, you know, you're saying I have a problem.

Maybe you have a problem pleasing your wife, and that's why she's buzzing other people up her.

Oh, you the finger talking talking to me like that.

You punk Sir, you're being you're respectful to me as well, sir.

No, no, no, no.

I haven't let anybody up your I can't stop your wife from doing what she's doing.

You let somebody in my face, you know.

But you're taking a taking out on me what you should be saying to your wife.

Somebody that's got a dress up all the time and always buzzing somebody up to the room when you're gone.

That's what you need to do.

Mr.

Man.

Mr.

F you.

You're f You know what?

I'm the only around here busting my ass to take care of s down there.

I'm over here working right now to pay for that so that your gotta get a job.

Well, you might be handling your f for him, but other than you're not you're not handling your business at home.

That's why she keep buzzing people up, sir.

You know what?

Well, the business I'm gonna handle when I get home today is your mother.

Your wife has been Sir, you're gonna quit calling me the doorman, okay?

You want to go to the doorman?

What's your mother's position?

Huh?

What the f you do for a living?

I'm a doorman.

And thank you, Miss Doorman.

Matter of fact, I'm gonna stop calling you Mr.

Doorman, because that's giving you too much respect.

Okay, f I if you you know if you if you stop Tommy from going up to your room, you'll be fine.

Who the f Tommy?

Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

Your wife got me the prank phone call you.

Y'all crazy

Your about to get

you out of the job touching.

Man, this is not full, man.

You don't know that was going through my head.

She was about to get it.

Y'all is everybody was about to fit it.

Hey man, I gotta ask you, man.

What is the baddest, and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.

Man, gotta be the Steve Harvey morning show.

He left him, didn't he?

Didn't he leave him?

Won't he leave him?

Won't he will.

Won't you will?