Lockdown Wellness Check

Hello.

Hello, uh Sandra.

Who?

No, this ain't no, this ain't no Sandra.

Okay, my bad, my bad.

How you doing, bro?

This uh this Trent?

Yeah, this is me.

Who this, bro?

Hey, what's up, bro?

This Gordon, man.

This go.

I'm just man, I'm you know what, man?

I'm just calling, checking on people, see how y'all doing.

I know everybody locked down, man.

Y'all alright over there?

Yeah, hey, fam, we good, man.

Who who is Gordon?

Gordon.

Well, I know you from.

Okay, man, you done forgot who I am.

All right, don't worry.

Don't swear at me like that.

I I ain't tripping, dog.

I'm just calling.

You know, I'm just calling around, man.

I'll be, you know, just doing a little wellness check, checking on people, man.

Like, let me check on Trent and Sandra, see how they doing.

Uh so yeah, just checking on y'all, man.

Just trying to see everybody safe, man.

In this time like this here.

Yeah, we.

Yeah, we good, bro.

You said Sandra, you was making expect gotta answer the phone.

Whoa, about what?

All right, let me just go on saying like this here, dog.

Man, I miss your wife, dog.

Wait, wait, what what you mean you miss my wife?

I don't I don't understand what you trying to tell me right now.

I understand, man.

This has just been I mean, this whole this whole lockdown time.

My man, check this out.

My brother, check this out, fam.

I've been driving trucks 12 hours.

I ain't got time for no bull on this mother phone, fam.

I'm tired.

You know what I'm talking about?

You calling me talking about you and my wife and all this crazy, bro.

Who are you?

What you want with my wife?

I just miss her, man.

I just miss her.

Fam, you sound too fing lusty on this phone.

Talking about you miss her.

That's the love of my life, man.

What the f is you calling here looking for my wife, folks?

I just want to say, Sandra is she she she my everything, man.

I just miss her, you know.

This whole fan, wait, what?

Yo, everything.

Man, quit f playing with me on this phone, fam.

Who is who is this, man?

Who is this?

Like I say, man, my name Gordon, dog.

What you know my wife, man?

What you doing with my wife, man?

Talking about you missing and sh, man.

Listen, fam.

You call it, talk about you miss my wife and sh, man.

What you done did with my wife, man.

How you know my wife, man?

Hey, let me ask you this, dog.

Do you think when all this is over that we can actually spend some quality time together?

Man, is that you?

Maybe you got me mixed up with one of your other partners.

Ain't nobody spending no time with my wife if it ain't me, fam.

What what the f is you even talking about on my phone?

What type of you to call me and ask me to split some time with my wife?

What type of you do that, man?

Where you from, fam?

We don't do that out here, man.

You like to get your ass with playing with me on this phone, dog.

You call me talking about your name Gordon, some goofy ass name, like that.

Don't get up out of here, man.

Yo, who the f I know, I know what time it is.

This Wayne.

Wayne like to play like this.

I can't believe it called me, talking about my wife.

This this ain't this ain't no this ain't Wayne, dog.

Look, look.

Fam, this gotta be Wayne or either Lynn or Jerome, one of them, man.

Look.

Look, I know y'all like to do it.

How long before how long before Sandra come back, man?

She ain't never coming home.

Don't call me talking crazy about my wife.

Hold on.

I know who this is.

This Greg.

Greg.

Greg.

This ain't Greg.

Greg, quit playing, Greg.

I know how y'all like to get out, man.

I ain't got time, man.

I'm sad, man.

You call me with this bull, man.

Talking about my wife, man.

What hey, who is who the f is this, man?

I just want to know if I can spend some quality time when the virus.

You ain't spend no mother time with my woman.

You at your f man, man.

Stop playing on my phone, man.

It's too late for this sh, man.

Okay, how long?

How long for some how long before Sandra get back, man?

Man, don't ask me no question about my wife.

You come to my house, you gonna see me.

Now what?

See, I knew you was gonna act like this, man.

God, bruh.

What's happening with you, man calling me talking about my wife's sh, man?

You and Wayne and Greg, y'all wanna play with me, man?

I ain't got time to do that.

This ain't Wayne.

This not no Wayne or Greg, dog.

This ain't no Wayne.

Do I need you to call back and get wait till Sandra get there?

Man, they you call back here, bro.

You're gonna be met with something else, boy.

Don't call my mother house no more, Flayer.

You got me f up.

Why you breathing all hard and man in my phone, man?

Get up out of the house.

No, I just I I'm trying to be nice and tell you I miss your wife, man.

I miss her.

You know, hey, let me tell you something.

Don't say that one more mother time.

Don't say that no more, man.

Don't call here talking about my f wife, man.

Who the f you think you talking to, man?

Who is this on my phone playing, man?

Who is this man playing on my phone, Greg, man?

Greg, I know that you man.

Quit f playing with me, man.

This ain't no Greg.

Hey man, don't call my mother phone talking about my wife.

You at your f man, man.

Okay, so let me ask you this, man.

Okay, okay, man, this time of night.

You call this.

Okay, hold on, hold on.

Trent, let me ask you this then.

Is Victor your super?

Supervisor at the job.

How the f you don't hear who is this?

This nephew Tommy, baby.

Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Victor got me to pray phone call you.

Tell me, you playing games, man.

Hey, you playing games with a real d on this phone, Tom.

Hey, you about to make me come out the crib, man, and this epidemic come find your ass.

I'ma snatch the d mess off and bust him in his mother out.

I'm about to go around her and see what's happening.

Trick, what is the baddest, and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.

Ain't nothing but the Steve Harvey morning show.

You better believe.