Essential Worker Neighbor Prank

Hello.

Uh yeah, I'm trying to speak to uh Angel, please.

This is Angel, who's this?

Angel, how you doing?

My name is Randall.

I live in the in the apartment building that you live in.

How you doing today?

I'm I'm doing okay.

Something wrong.

Well, we got a little bit of a problem.

Uh I know it's a lot going on right now, you know, with the with the virus and all, but uh it's been brought to my attention.

Uh d I I talked to the doorman and he was telling me I I've s you're the only person I've really seen going in and out of the building.

Where where exactly do you work, if you don't mind me asking, Miss Angel?

I actually do mind you asking.

Um can you tell me why you're concerned about where I work and where I'm going?

Okay, so here's the deal.

Like, you know, we all concerned about, you know, this whole virus thing.

I'm noticing you going in and out of this building every day.

Every day you going in and out, and I noticed that.

So I asked the doorman about you, and he said something about that you had to go to work or you uh, you know, you got one of those jobs that you you gotta be there or something like that.

I don't know.

But Yes, I I I'm an essential worker.

But wait.

So how where did you get my number from?

I I asked around to a few of the neighbors that live on your floor and somebody I just told them I was concerned I wanted to talk to you about.

So my problem is this.

We're trying to keep this whole apartment building safe.

But you going in and out of it does not make it safe for us.

You know, you you kind of need to stay at home right now until all of this is over with.

Uh are you telling me what I need to do?

Is that what you're talking about?

I'm telling you what you need to do in in the safety for the apartment building.

That's what I'm saying.

You you you don't need to leave this, you don't need to leave the house no more.

I am not the one today.

Listen, unless you are gonna tell me that you are gonna pay my rent and my bills and take care of my daughter, you need to mind your damn business.

No I can come and go as I damn more please.

No, you're not finna keep bringing see see that's what that's my problem.

And see, that's the attitude I don't like.

See, if you're coming in and out of this building, bringing you we don't know if you bringing something in here or not.

That's the problem I have with this.

And that's why I'm calling you right now.

Do you have a problem with making sure that the shelves are stopped?

You work at the grocery store.

I do work at the grocery store.

So you around all them people and then you coming back to this apartment building?

I'm also around all the food that you probably eat.

What's your point?

The point is.

I think I think you you misunderstand who you might think you are to me.

You're nobody to me.

You're just a neighbor.

You don't control anything.

You don't control where I go, who I go with.

With when I go, when I come.

You don't control any of that.

So I don't know what you think you might control.

But

let me say this.

End of the day, you need to keep your ass at home until this is over with.

That's it.

That's not you're gonna make a.

I'll be waiting for you.

I'll be waiting for that check for the rent and for my bills.

So when you fly that underneath the door, I'll do as you please.

I'm not coming nowhere near yo though.

I'm not coming nowhere near you.

Exactly.

Exactly.

And you already anywhere near the floor.

If I see you lead the building again, we're not letting you back in.

You are is this you have lost your mind.

Are you kidding me?

No, I'm not kidding you.

Because we see, see, see, and see, this is the attitude I don't like.

Is somebody not taking me serious?

I pay rent here.

I have always paid rent here, and me and my daughter live here and we mind our business.

You weren't gonna tell me when I go and come and when I'm gonna get into my own apartment.

Get out of here.

What is wrong with you?

Listen, I'm gonna say this to you.

If you're not gonna abide by what I'm telling you, then I'm you you I already know it's you and your daughter, Christy up there.

I would have have both of y'all.

I don't have you and your daughter Christy m what?

What?

Okay, I don't know who the f you think you are talking to, but I know you are not saying my daughter's name.

You need to mind your mother's business.

Me and my child are my business.

You and whoever is your business need to stay the f over there and leave me and my family alone.

I cannot believe you up in here talking about my kid.

Are you out of here?

You've lost your mind.

You must have lost your mind.

What unit did you say you lived in?

I didn't say I didn't say

what unit I lived in.

I didn't say that.

Okay, well, go ahead and tell me.

Since you got so much to say, since you got such a problem with my mother attitude, okay, well, we can have conversations face to face.

How about that?

But whatever.

Oh, well, while you was at work the other day, I already talked to Chris.

While I was at work, why the f do you know my work schedule?

Listen to me.

See you when you leave, but I talked.

I talked to I talked to your daughter Christy when you left the other day.

Okay.

All right.

So this is clearly a problem.

You got me f up.

Because you need to mind your business, and I don't ever want to hear anything about you saying anything near my daughter.

You clearly have it up.

Okay.

But your daughter, your daughter Christy is the one that told me to call you.

I I'm sorry, what?

Your daughter Christy told me to call you.

Matter of fact, she told me to prank call you.

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Angel, you just got pranked by your daughter Christy, girl.

Uh wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Ooh, y'all got my heart pressure all up and shit.

It's a joke, Angel.

It's a joke, baby.

Your daughter Christy got me to prank you, baby.

Mm-mm.

Okay.

Y'all ain't right for this.

I'm gonna get hurt.

Ooh, okay, okay.

Okay.

This is not the time for this bull.

People are on edge right now.

This is not the time for you game.

I'm trying to lose I'm trying to loosen up the edge, Miss Angel.

That's all I'm trying to do.

I'm just trying to lose it.

Oh my goodness.

Tell me, yeah, you're 2020, baby.

2020.

What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land?

Let's see Harvey morning show.