Ex at the House Party

Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after it's my strawberry letter for today.

The subject, my sugar daddy set me up.

But right now, the nephew here with the prank phone call.

What you got now?

House party at Glenda's.

Oh, house party.

Everybody like a good house party.

House party.

Good Glenda.

Ed Glendis.

Let's go.

Hello.

Hello, uh, hey man, y'all need me to bring some ice over there?

Yeah, man.

We can we can use some ice over here.

Who who is this?

Hey, this Lawrence, man.

I was trying to see uh if y'all need some ice.

What kind of beer should I bring, man?

Y'all want some beer?

Everybody over here pretty much do Budweiser, man.

Who who'd you say this was again?

This Lawrence.

This Lawrence, man.

I ran it to your wife at the um the supermarket, and she was telling me y'all was, you know, getting together and she told me to, you know, come on through if I had some time, so I ain't wanna just come through there with our nuttings.

You know what I'm saying?

I want I don't, you know, come through empty handed looking disrespectful, man.

Yeah, yeah, I feel it, man.

We just we pretty much over here just kicking and watching the game, man.

You can, you know, some beer, some ice, that it that'll be good, bro.

Okay, okay, okay, cool, man.

Well, listen, um, I mean, I mean people y'all gonna have.

I wanna make sure I bring enough stuff.

Yeah, but who who do you I can't I can't really hear, man.

Who'd you say this was again, though?

My name is Lawrence, man.

My name is Lawrence.

I went to uh I went to school with Glenda.

Oh, okay.

You went to you went to school with Glenda, okay.

Lawrence, huh?

Yeah, yeah, we went we went to school together, so you know, we we I ain't seen her like man, I swear it's been like fifteen, twenty years, you know what I mean.

Ironically, you know, I just got back to town, you know, two weeks ago and uh you know, run into the classmate, I was like, wow.

But but you know, I uh she invited me out, man.

I ain't been nowhere since I got here, so you know, it it's cool just to get out a little bit.

So, you know, you say Budweiser and I bring some ice, man.

So yeah, we good.

We good.

So I'm just gonna bring a couple cases.

That's cool.

Yeah, man, that's that's cool, but you you say Glenda, what y'all did y'all y'all went to high school or college or what and where'd you where'd you meet her at?

No, no, no.

Me and me and Glenda went to high school together, dog.

Oh, y'all went to high school together.

Yeah, that's back in the day, you know what I'm saying?

Okay.

You say what'd you say?

You said your name, Lawrence.

Yeah, Lawrence, Lawrence.

Yeah, we went to high school together, man.

That was uh, you know, that man, Glenda still look good, dog.

That's how long y'all been married?

We've been married for about sixteen years, man.

Wow.

Wow, wow.

Okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, man.

You did good, man.

I I I I hate I messed it up.

You know what I mean?

But you know, it's it's neither here nor there, man.

But it's just ironic that I ran into her, man, so I just appreciated the invite.

I saw I saw Glenda, man.

Yo, yo, yo, your girl looking good, man.

I ain't seen her in a long time.

You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, yo, man.

What do you let's back up a minute, man.

What what you mean you you hate you messed that up?

What you mean by that?

Well, no, that no, okay, okay, my bad, dawg.

I'm I'm thinking you familiar with my name.

Now, um, see, Glenda was um Glenda was my high school sweetheart.

You know, we dated from from ninth grade to the twelfth grade, man.

We went to prom together.

I see.

Um, you know what, man, I d I'm uh I'm gonna I'm let me see I

I don't know I don't know what Glenda w what she meant by by telling you she you could come through the crib, bro, but you you can't come through my house, dog.

I mean I didn't I done had mine back in the day and and and she might have had hers, bro, but you you can't come over my house, dude.

Okay, okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold up, man.

Now Glenda then invited me, and I'm coming.

I don't I don't know what what the hostility is, but man, but I'm I'm coming to the house.

You ain't you ain't coming to my house, dog.

Hey dog, listen to me, man.

I'm not finna sit here and go back and forth with you.

I done ran into Glenda in the stove.

Glenda says she, you know, it was good to see me, you know, come through tonight.

I say cool, you know, and she gave me the number uh asking you what else I should you know, what else I should get, you know.

So I'm I'm calling you saying, Hey man, you want some ice and some beer?

I'ma roll through, man.

It's just a party, dog.

What's what's up?

No, I ain't no f insecure.

Listen to me, dog.

I don't I'm gonna I'm gonna go and get Glenda.

Alright, and and this d cuz this right here don't make sense to me, dog.

What you mean Glenda invited you to the house?

And I'm telling you right now, you ain't coming to my f house, bruh.

If you come to my house, you're gonna get up.

Hold on, hold on.

So what you what you threatening me now, dog?

That's what you do?

Who who is you, dawg?

I'm her first.

That's who I am.

I wanna do first.

I'm her first.

I'm the one she really remember.

What you mean you you don't want she really remembered?

I'm her first, dawg.

See, man, I uh look, man.

I I s like I said, you bring your pump over to my house, and it's gonna be about 20 waiting on you.

All right, all my boys over here, we kicking it.

All right, you bring your over here, you won't leave.

I promise you that I tell you what, man, I'll be over there because Glenda the one invited me and I'm showing up.

And if you start tripping with me, guess what, dawg?

It's on and poppin'.

One thing I ain't forgot is my first love.

And my first love been invited me to the house.

Man, I can't I can't even deal with this right here, bruh.

I'm gonna tell you no, you you obviously you don't spoke to Glenda.

You know where the f I live, all right?

You show your f up.

I want you to come on, I want you to come on over and you show up.

Like I said, you show up and your ain't going on.

I promise you that, bruh.

It's whatever then, man.

It's whatever.

Hey, bruh, look, look, man.

Me and my boys over here, we just waiting on.

We just waiting on it.

All you gotta do is is make the move, bruh.

All you gotta do is make the move.

Well, it's I tell you what, man.

I'm just um let me call Glenda.

See, I need to call Glenda.

Cause see, see, see Glenda.

Let me get Glenda.

Who the f are you, dawg?

Who the f are you?

I'ma tell you one more time.

I am Glinda's first.

I don't give a f and it sound like I might be her last, her everything.

Must be out here's mine, Celo.

Listen, I got this part on the phone, bro.

Rick, yo.

Yo, dawg.

Hey, let me ask you this here, man.

You don't even know what Glenda's spot at, do you?

Do you?

What the f I know where her spot is.

What the f who the f are you, dog?

What the

I want you to show up in my s you call me with this stupid bro.

You talking about my girl, my girl spot.

You come but I wanna see you at the crib right now, bruh.

Get your in your whip right now.

You drive down to my and I'm gonna f you up, bruh.

You ain't gonna do nothing to me.

What?

I said you ain't gonna do nothing.

Nothing to you, huh?

I ain't gonna do nothing to you.

I promise you bring over here, bro.

I'm telling you not going home, dog.

You not going home.

Whatever.

I got one more thing I wanna say to you.

Is you listening?

I'll keep up.

My girl?

What the f I I got one more thing I wanna say to you, though.

Is you listening to me?

I'm not listening to you, hey man, is you listening?

Is you listen?

Cause evidently you ain't are you listening to me?

You wanna say

this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harbin morning show.

You just got pranked by your wife Glenda.

You see

what I'm saying, man?

Y'all playing, dog.

I'm gonna kill y'all, man.

I'm I'm so glad this is a joke, bro.

I'm telling cause cause one of us was leaving here tonight, bruh.

Oh god.