Cut From the Team
A football coach calls a mother to tell her that her son Malik didn't make the seventh-grade team because the coach's own son is quarterback, causing her to threaten to come to the school.
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8 calls match “coach”
KKK Scholarship
A coach calls a mother offering her son a full scholarship from the KKK, and she furiously rejects it.
Football Mom Fight
A father calls another parent claiming his son will take her son's quarterback position, accusing her of sleeping with the coach.
The valet stole my Lexus
After coaching Orlando to play a valet, Tommy calls Mr. Franklin as the manager and says a worker quit and took his new Lexus. Franklin threatens to sue everyone involved until his wife Carrie is revealed.
Coach wants your son and your wife
A caller posing as a high-school coach tries to talk a father into bringing his son over to tour another campus, then makes it clear he wants the man's wife as part of the deal.
Hardware Store Body Disposal
A man calls a hardware store ordering duct tape, plastic, cement, and a machete to dispose of a 'body', terrifying the clerk.
Sex Class Surprise for Husband
A Love Etc. instructor tells a husband that his wife Caitlin signed up for eight weeks of intimacy classes with a partner. He demands a refund before Tommy reveals the prank.
Michael Vick Interview
A fake sports radio host interviews Michael Vick, with callers asking bizarre questions about dog fighting and prison, before revealing the prank.