Cut From the Team
A football coach calls a mother to tell her that her son Malik didn't make the seventh-grade team because the coach's own son is quarterback, causing her to threaten to come to the school.
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KKK Scholarship
A coach calls a mother offering her son a full scholarship from the KKK, and she furiously rejects it.
Football Mom Fight
A father calls another parent claiming his son will take her son's quarterback position, accusing her of sleeping with the coach.
The valet stole my Lexus
After coaching Orlando to play a valet, Tommy calls Mr. Franklin as the manager and says a worker quit and took his new Lexus. Franklin threatens to sue everyone involved until his wife Carrie is revealed.
Coach wants your son and your wife
A caller posing as a high-school coach tries to talk a father into bringing his son over to tour another campus, then makes it clear he wants the man's wife as part of the deal.
Hardware Store Body Disposal
A man calls a hardware store ordering duct tape, plastic, cement, and a machete to dispose of a 'body', terrifying the clerk.
Removed from His Aunt's Eulogy
A fake funeral director says Keith has been removed from his aunt's program for refusing to limit his remarks to three minutes. Keith demands other family members be removed too and threatens to disrupt the funeral before the reveal.
Sex Class Surprise for Husband
A Love Etc. instructor tells a husband that his wife Caitlin signed up for eight weeks of intimacy classes with a partner. He demands a refund before Tommy reveals the prank.
Michael Vick Interview
A fake sports radio host interviews Michael Vick, with callers asking bizarre questions about dog fighting and prison, before revealing the prank.