Father's Day Surprise

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A man calls on Father's Day claiming to be the biological father of a child, leading to shock and rage.

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Speaker 1

Hello?

Speaker 2

I'm not finna go through it no more.

Speaker 2

I done went through it for five years now, and I'm not finna I'm not finna continue this.

Speaker 2

This been going on for

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I ain't going another day like that.

Speaker 1

Hello.

Hello?

Speaker 1

Hello?

Speaker 2

Turn the TV down, babe.

Speaker 1

Hello?

Speaker 2

Hello.

Speaker 2

Can you hear me?

Speaker 1

Yeah, I can hear you now.

Speaker 2

I'm trying to reach

Uh

Speaker 1

is my daughter, and she's five years old.

Speaker 1

You sound kind of grown.

Speaker 1

So how can I help you?

Speaker 2

Man, I need I I need to speak to man.

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And I and I know I I know I got the r it's kids there.

Speaker 1

Okay, hold up.

Speaker 1

Hold up.

Speaker 1

Calm down.

Speaker 1

Wait a minute.

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It's five.

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I'm her father.

Speaker 1

Is there seem to be a problem?

Speaker 2

Hey man, it is a problem.

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All right.

Speaker 2

It is a problem.

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And it's taking me a long time to actually come to grips to call about this problem.

Speaker 2

Now I done went through this for five years, man, going through uh uh Father's Day and not being able to to you know to to talk to my child or whatever, and the the the real deal here is

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my daughter.

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And I ain't I've never been able to spend a father's day with her, nothing and all this because her damn mama won't let me, you know, ain't told nobody the truth about me being her daddy.

Speaker 1

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Speaker 1

Hold up.

Speaker 1

Slow the f and let me process this that you just hit me with.

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Okay?

Speaker 1

You saying is what?

Speaker 2

Is my daughter, man.

Speaker 1

Wait a minute, wait a minute, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Speaker 1

You you put it you because you you got some nerve calling my house with this here on Father's Day.

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Hey man, this I said this is the day I know how to call.

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I can't go another I'm not finna go another father's day without g knowing who her real daddy is.

Speaker 1

Hold up.

Speaker 1

Back the phone up.

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Who the f are you?

Speaker 2

My name is Clarence.

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I'm Claire's.

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I mean, you know what what else you need to know, man?

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I'm just trying to tell you I had something with Jocelyn back in the day and and yada yada, and you know, I know that's my baby, man.

Speaker 1

Hold up.

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Cause you you you You call you got some nerd calling me on Father's Day with this here.

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How the f you know my wife?

Speaker 2

I used to work with Johnson, man.

Speaker 2

I worked with Johnson probably about four or five years before y'all even got married, man.

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I've been knowing Johnson, and then we hooked up a couple times after y'all got married.

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That is but which is the reason why I know is my baby.

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I done done the math on everything.

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I know that's my child.

Speaker 1

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up.

Speaker 1

I don't care what kind of math you've been doing, but you need to slow the f up and let me figure this out.

Speaker 1

When did you stop working over there?

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Or when did you get back with her?

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Because this is tripping me out on Father's Day.

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You got some nerve calling me.

Speaker 2

Telling you that my child is not your child.

Speaker 1

Dude, I'm telling you, my child ain't your child.

Speaker 1

You telling me that my child is not my child.

Speaker 1

Where you get this from?

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Have you been drinking?

Speaker 2

Hey, man, I ain't been drinking nothing, man.

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All it is is I'm fed up and tired of hiding the truth.

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And Johnson been hiding this damn truth for a long time, and she knows it.

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She know it.

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Jocelyn knows it.

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She already knows that's my baby, man.

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I hooked up with Johnson probably about a year after y'all got married.

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Within the year of y'all first year being married, we hooked up several times, man.

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Which is the same time that Johnson got pregnant.

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And I done

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closed no five, man.

Speaker 1

Wait a minute.

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We fit to get to this bottom of this, man.

Speaker 2

I'm not calling to go back and forth with you, dog.

Speaker 1

It ain't about you.

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You ain't got to go back and forth with me right now, partner.

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We finished to get to the bottom of this

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right now.

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Hold the f on.

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Hold on.

Speaker 2

Well, wait a minute.

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Can I Johnson?

Speaker 1

Hold up, you ain't speaking to no damn.

Johnson.

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What where where are y'all at?

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Okay, I need you to get to the house.

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Put that whatever that y'all doing at the grocery store, put that on hold and get y'all back into the house right now.

Speaker 1

Don't worry about it.

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Don't worry about it.

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Just get get your other back to the house.

Yeah.

Speaker 2

Oh I I don't even know what you rushing them back to the house up.

Speaker 1

We finna get to the bottom of this right now.

Speaker 1

You ain't gonna call me on no father's day after they done took me to church and done took me out to eat and then we done came back home and we enjoying ourselves for you to come up here and disrupt my nap with this.

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We finna get to the bottom of this right now, partner.

Speaker 2

Oh, we're gonna get to the bottom of it, and when we get to the bottom of it, whenever we through with it, I'm coming over there to see my baby, man.

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Cause is my daughter.

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So you ain't stepping foot nowhere, no how, no time.

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We ain't on my property, because if you step on my property, I got something for you, partner.

Speaker 2

That's fine.

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If I gotta bring the authorities, man, in order to see my daughter, then I gotta do what I gotta do.

Speaker 1

You and the authorities talking that my child is your child.

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You bring your over here.

Speaker 2

Hey man, what's wrong with me telling you the truth, man?

Speaker 2

Why I'm gonna call you on a lie?

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Why I'm gonna call you with some BS.

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Why I'm gonna call you with something made up.

Speaker 1

Your been drinking.

Speaker 2

That's why I'm calling you to let you know that's my baby, and I'm tired of c not knowing who her daddy is.

Speaker 2

You know what, let's let me calm down.

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Cause let me tell you something.

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At the end of the day, me and you gonna have to learn to work with each other.

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Cause from this point on, I'm finna start coming over and spending time with Now me and you gotta learn how to get along, man.

Speaker 1

You ain't coming no damn well, not to my fing house that I pay mortgage.

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I don't even know who the f you are.

Speaker 2

Okay, but nevertheless, we'll meet her daddy today, okay?

Speaker 1

Has a f daddy and it's me.

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So your mother, I don't know where you got this from or what you've been smoking or how high you done got, but you ain't bringing your over here.

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Ain't your child.

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Hey man, I I I tell you what, is my daughter and I'm gonna tell you another thing you need to know.

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You ready for this one?

Speaker 1

Yeah, b what what you got to tell me?

Speaker 1

What is it that you got to tell me?

Speaker 2

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 2

Your wife Jocelyn got me to bring phone call you.

Speaker 1

I mean

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