Wife's Other Man

Hello?

It's me, the Jean.

Yeah, what's up?

Who does?

My name's Vernon, brother.

What's playing?

What's going on?

Need to holler at you for a minute, my man.

About what?

I want to holler at you about your wife.

So you got a minute?

Yeah, I'm listening.

Uh I don't even know how to break this to you, dah.

I just want to be straight up with you, man.

Me and your wife been kind of seeing each other.

And uh

really, she wanna let you go, but she ain't, you know, she really ain't got it got it up in her to say she wanna let you go.

So I'm coming to you like a man and letting you know, you know that uh she really wanted to shut it down with you.

We've been seeing each other for a minute now.

Uh-huh.

So I don't know how we can, you know.

I'm just coming at you like a man, brother, trying to let you know she don't even really want you no more.

You know, we done talked about it, talked about it, and uh I'm just trying to get it all out and open.

I'm tired I'm tired of hiding with it, really.

Okay.

Okay.

Well, you know, it's a lot smoother than I expected, player.

I mean, it is what it is.

It is what it is.

I mean, long as long as you long as you cool, I I thought you know.

I just want to be a man call and holler at you and let you know.

Have you seen her today?

And where you from?

Jersey.

I'm up around Newark.

I mean, you said it's a lot smoother than you thought it was gonna be.

Well, you know.

Anytime some another man finna call another man by his wife, I mean, yeah, you don't expect it to be nothing, you know, pretty simple.

That's for sure.

I didn't contemplate it a long time by calling you, so I you know, today I just said to hell with it.

I've been had your number.

I had your number a long time.

All right, now you say you looking uh it's a lot smoother than you thought it was gonna be.

It ain't that smooth, but you know.

Like the the the thing is, you got one up on me because you know my information.

Now I gotta come find you.

Okay, well wa wa, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold up now.

Yeah.

You feel like no need to hold up.

You said what you want to say.

Okay, you feel like you need to be looking for me or something?

Yeah.

Brother, look look at it.

Let's check this out.

This is a decision that the wife has made.

You understand what I'm saying?

See, you have no reason to be mad at me about anything.

You have no reason to be coming looking for me or any information on me.

Cause see when that happens, then it's gonna really get stanky up in here.

And I'm trying not to let that happen.

That's why I'm calling you like a man, brother.

Trust me, man, it ain't nothing I'm never worried about.

Okay.

Well, I'm just letting you know, man.

I'm letting you know up front, she we me and her contemplated a long time.

Yada yada.

So now you know here we are.

So I say, you know what the hell with it?

I'm calling today.

Well y'all should do this on the phone together.

I'd have respect to both of y'all a lot more.

Okay, well, you know, and and then you know, if if that's what it's got to be, we be face to face together.

Whatever it's gotta be, man.

That's what I prefer, you know.

Okay.

So but but let me ask you this here.

Where is going in?

Once we both stand flat footed and tell you how it is, then what?

I ain't I ain't gonna never be flat footed.

Okay.

Well what flat footed or upside down, anyway you want to look at it, bruh.

I'm trying not to get into this physical part, but it seemed like you leaning that way with me.

It could be whatever, you know.

You could be on this side of the dirt or the other side.

It don't make a difference.

It never does, brother.

It never does.

When two bulls come together, one of them got to go down.

Now guess what?

We is doing too much talking.

You got my information.

Guess what?

Now I'm loaded and hunting for you.

You lock and load it?

Well, there's no need for you to say there's no need for us to discuss anymore.

Okay, cool.

You know, mind why while we at it, man, let me go and drop it all on you then.

Cause it's it seemed like we need to go and get it all out the way.

You cool?

You know what I'm saying?

I think you need, you know, matter of fact, if you want to just keep it all the way real, you might want to go take a blood test about Alana and make sure you the pop it to that.

All right.

Feel me?

Got it.

So uh I'm gonna have your wife give you a call, man, because we didn't contemplate it too long.

Yeah, you do that.

You know my information.

Like I said, you you said enough, you hit enough bones there.

Now I'm really a lot lower than honey from somebody.

So you know what?

I mean, somebody got to go.

What you mean?

Well, wait, wait, wait.

What was all this somebody got to go?

Huh?

What you saying?

Somebody got to go.

Okay, you're trying to either me or you, one of us got to go.

See, see, 'cause you're saying the wrong thing, 'cause what you must understand is if I've given you as much information as I already have, that means I have enough information to know where you are, brother.

You know nothing about me nor where I reside.

So if you're gonna talk about locking load and somebody got to go, then you're saying it to the wrong person because I'm already up on you, player.

Like first off, you do first off, you ain't really a no because you got a country accent.

So second off, like you're dealing with a real street.

So however you want to handle it, you know my information.

Guess what?

I don't reside there no more.

I ain't there no more.

Guess what?

Now you gotta start from scratch like me.

I tell you what, man, boy.

Here go the math, man.

You ready for that?

You ready for this math?

You ready, player?

Here go the math.

This nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning show.

You been pranked by your wife.

I'm a killer.

Yeah, black man, till I but you you you kinda had me scared for a minute, cause you really wasn't flinching.

You whatever you eating over there, you never did stop eating on it.

Oh, I ain't gonna stop here.

I'm gonna keep eating.

I listen to y'all every morning.

What's the baddest radio morning show in the land?

The Steve Harvey show.

That one is a little bit more than a lot of people.

That was a real like Tommy guy.

Real gangster guy there.

Tommy, I was telling me.

I was scared for you, Tommy.

He he was he was gonna do something to you, man.

Uh-huh.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I felt hurt while he was talking.

I felt pain coming.

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