Frieda's Cheating Husband (Reprise)

Hello.

Hello, I'm trying to uh I'm trying to reach uh Frida Frida Jackson.

This is Frieda.

And who is this?

This is uh my my You you don't you don't know me.

My name is uh Lonnie Liney Liney Bennett.

And uh I I I know I wanted to call you.

I've been looking for trying to get your phone number actually for like about the last two uh about two weeks now.

What do you mean by number for a baby?

Can you get on with it because I'm on lunch break in front of her and meet my lunch and I need you to come on.

With.

Oh, okay.

Uh now y is your um your husband is is uh Gerald Jackson?

Uh what is your name again?

My name is Lonnie, Lonnie Bennett.

Okay, and you asking about my husband.

Now what about Gerald?

Yes, that's my husband.

Okay.

Well, see, I go the problem I'm I'm having, Miss uh Frieda is that uh

I I I looked through my wife's cell phone about two, three weeks ago

and I'd found out that this actual phone number was belonging to your husband named Gerald.

And he he been text messaging her and Stop right there, stop, stop, stop right now.

Wait a minute, because it but see, this let me finish though.

He he been text messaging her different uh text messages and stuff about he want to meet up with her and and how she looked the other day and stuff like this here.

But then but then even worse than this here is he you know done sent some some some pictures of himself, some some naked pictures on the on the uh on on on the cell phone.

Baby please, baby, fancy please.

No, no, sir.

Not Gerald.

I know not Gerald.

Because if anything, if he texting anybody needs to be an employer about a job.

I know you ain't uh I know you're not telling me.

Who baby, who is your wife?

What's your name again?

What's your name again?

My name is Lonnie Bennett, and my my my wife's name is is my wife's name is Denise.

Denise Bennett.

Denise.

That ain't registering with me.

Uh uh we pretty much have an open relationship where we kind of communicate and mm-mm.

I don't I don't know nothing about no Denise.

We had together.

I'm Denise.

Do do do your husband's last four digits on his phone is sixty eight twenty-two?

Yeah.

That would be Gerald's last four digits.

Okay, see that what I'm saying.

May I'm not trying to call you, you know.

I mean, I'm I'm disappointed in my wife because of these text messages and in these pictures and stuff.

You know, I'm I'm the one I that's why I say, okay, I need to call this man wife right here and see what, you know, do she even know it.

Uh-uh, uh-uh.

I need you to wait a minute back up, baby.

Be quiet for a minute.

Look here, okay.

Denise Bennett, your Lonnie Bennett, Denise Bennett.

Okay, where they supposed to have met at?

What what I you know, because we usually go everywhere together when we go first of all, the motherfucker don't work.

Let's let's go there.

He does not work.

So Gerald don't uh I don't know where it is when he got when he generally when he leaves the house, we're together.

So I where did they meet?

With what how how did they meet two weeks ago, you say?

Cause oh, I'm listening to you now.

You got to go.

Okay, but see, I don't know if they meant two weeks ago.

I'm just I just found uh him in the cell phone two weeks ago.

That's what I'm saying.

Now you say if you saying he don't work, then evidently it must be doing the day while you gone or something.

I don't do I mean you you say you on your lunch break right now?

Yeah, uh-huh.

And where is your wife right now?

Wait a minute, wait, do you know where your wife is right now?

Uh well she's supposed to be at at work right now.

And you know what?

I just called this motherfucker.

He told me he was gonna get in the tub and when I called back, it's taking along.

He uses it uh, okay.

It's yeah, okay.

If I ain't have to go back in this hospital, baby, baby, baby.

See it yeah.

Where's your wife?

I need you to get to you got three way, I need you to call your wife.

We need to see where your wife is.

I don't have a three-way well see my wife works at a uh at a at a nine hold wait a minute.

Do y'all have do y'all have kids?

Hell yeah, we got kids.

And that's my problem.

That's why I'm so goddamn upset.

I'm working all goddamn day.

I get up at four in the morning to make sure I got everything prepared for the whole day.

Got to get the Kids.

We have three kids.

One, two, and three.

Yeah.

Okay, okay, now here.

Is he the one?

Because see, I I pro is do he because my wife works at a at a daycare.

Do he drop them off at a daycare?

Don't start you, you you baby.

You drop is getting deeper.

If I get to this motherfucker, don't let me tell you something.

Hey, baby, what daycare does your wife work at, baby?

Because I see, mm-mm.

Don't start me.

Yeah, he's dropping them off.

Okay.

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

Uh-huh.

If you tell me the night, baby, just tell me the if babe, I prom I swear, Lonnie, don't play with that.

She is now she's been at this place called Lil Children's Academy for uh You are

fucking lie.

You better not tell me this.

This non-working motherfucker is fucking with the bitch that's supposed to be watching our kids.

See, see, see, I'm already

but see I'm already upset and been upset about this here's for the last I've been holding it for the last two weeks.

I've been holding it ain't said nothing to the next.

Why the fuck are you holding it?

Why are you holding it?

Y'all ain't so crazy.

Why is you holding?

You should have been called me.

This some bullshit.

Oh, this is a bush, because yeah, when he gets there, let me tell you something.

I get up at four every goddamn morning.

And this motherfucker, I get up, make sure everything is prepared for the day.

I get the kids ready, I leave the kids, I go to I have to be to work for 6 30 every morning.

I get to that damn hospital.

I slave all goddamn day.

Then come home and slave for him.

Try to make sure he feels good as a man, although he's not working.

You know it wasn't as far as he got laid off.

But hey, I want him to feel good, although he's not working.

Because you know, y'all don't feel too good when you're not working.

So I wanted him to feel good.

I tell the kids, you know, it's gonna be okay.

We even have a fucking good Christmas.

But I bet you this motherfucker got that bitch something for Christmas.

Wait a minute, no, because that bitch is my wife.

Don't be bitching her.

She's my wife.

Not shit.

Wait a minute.

No, but wait a minute.

God damn it.

See, I told you was ignorant, cause see, you should have been calling me long ago.

Let me tell y'all you ignorant too.

See, she's a bitch, first of all, because she said she's too goddamn dumb.

She said he raced that shit out of her.

She don't know how to play the goddamn game.

And she's fucking with my husband, and he's sending her a naked picture.

He ain't got shit to be showing her.

No goddamn way.

It ain't worship.

Trust me, it ain't worth showing.

I was just with him because he was a good man.

I guess my ass is dumb too.

Oh, when I get to the biggest.

I was gonna I was gonna ask you this here.

This motherfucker is don't ask.

What the fuck do you want to ask?

What can you ask me?

You just told me this motherfucker here is fucking with your wife.

Some bitch named Denise.

Yes, bitch.

That's what I said.

Her name is Denise.

And this is the bitch that's watching the twins.

Baby, we have twins.

Do you hear me?

Let me say this here to you, Miss Miss Freedom.

That's what I want to say.

Because I I mean I'm just as I'm just as mad as you is about this here.

I'm thinking, you know, me, maybe if if if if maybe, you know, me and you could uh, you know, kind of hook up and and

you know what you can we hook up.

Wait a minute.

First of all, you hit me with all this foolishness.

And then you wanna ask me, we see that bitch not satisfying you.

That's why she's a bitch.

She's a dumb bitch.

You might as well go and send me some pictures.

If he's sending pictures to her, you might as well go and do that.

You know what?

This is a bunch of bullshit.

I promise you.

And you don't really want to be with her either.

She gonna cheat, so you think you're gonna make it right with cheating?

All y'all motherfuckers crazy.

And when I get to jail, it's uh and I better not see your wife either.

Cause I promise you.

She knows she know I'm his fucking wife.

I see that bitch every morning.

Now I know who the fu Yes, and I know it.

Can I say something else to you?

I don't need you to say a motherfucking thing because I'm not sure.

Can I say one more thing?

What the fuck do you need to say?

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvin Morning Show.

You just got pranked by your husband, Gerald Jackson.

This is a blank shit.

Let me tell you something.

That motherfucker got the man to be pranking me.

He needs to be trying to find a goddamn job.

You know what?

This is a bull.

He told me.

He said, He said, my work, my wife worked down at the hospital.

He said, right now I'm in between jobs.

I'm looking for a job.

He gave me the whole spiel.

He told me the daycare, everything.

He told me every single thing.

He said, but let me tell you something.

He said, it don't take long to push my wife buttons, and trust me, the floodgate gonna open up.

Baby.

It didn't take but five seconds for you to get.

My nest is bad.

I ain't got this motherfucker.

I'm going to get it.

When I get home, kiss non-working ass.

I got damn it, I ain't cooking the night.

Matter of fact, he and you need to take me out.

And that bitch Denisha Us needs to take me out.

You know how y'all need to take me out.

I told him, I said, look, we get we in some danger right here, Gerald.

I said, Jill, what we can't do.

She messed around hanging this phone up after she finds out it's the lady at the daycare.

He gonna she gonna drive straight to the daycare and start whooping some ass on it.

Let me tell you the only thing that saved the situation is because first of all, I'm a woman, so I want more information.

But the second thing is we need the job.

His ass don't work.

I couldn't leave work.

I don't have a gigging ass.

I gotta ask you something, baby.

What's the baddest radio show in the land?

Definitely.

The Steve Harvin Morning.

So let's be talking about gas.

You know I'm gonna get you.

You and Jerry are both in trouble.

All right, babe.

I'm gonna send y'all something in the mail, all right?

Okay, thanks, boo.

All right, take care.

All right, bye.