Gynecologist Thesis Video

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A med student calls Darryl asking to videotape a gynecological exam on his wife for his thesis.

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Speaker 1

Hello?

Speaker 2

Hello, uh, I'm trying to reach.

Speaker 1

Yeah, who is this?

Speaker 2

Hey, my name Ellis, man.

Speaker 2

Uh is this uh uh is this Daryl?

Speaker 2

Is this a husband?

Speaker 1

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1

This is me.

Speaker 2

What's up?

Speaker 1

Hey, how you doing, man?

Speaker 2

Listen, I um my mother is Miss, man.

Speaker 2

She goes to church with uh with with your wife's mom, Miss W uh with your mother.

Speaker 2

And uh I'm actually in med school, man, and uh they told me um your your wife is a she's uh she's a nurse, is that right?

Speaker 1

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1

She is chill, nurse.

Speaker 1

But you say you say your mama go to church with my wife's mama.

Speaker 2

Right, right.

Speaker 2

My mother's she goes to church with uh with with with mother.

Speaker 1

Oh, okay then.

Speaker 1

All right, uh what's the other one?

Speaker 2

Well, what I was calling y'all for, Darlman, if you didn't mind.

Speaker 2

I wanted to uh uh uh I'm I'm going I'm getting ready to do my thesis, man.

Speaker 2

I'm doing my thesis for the end of the year.

Speaker 2

Uh end of the semester, man, for um med school and they and they told me your wife, you know, that uh might be able to help me out.

Speaker 2

So I I was hoping I could talk to her for a second if you don't mind.

Speaker 1

Yeah, uh hold hold on real quick.

Speaker 1

All right, hold on.

Okay.

Speaker 1

Who is this?

Speaker 2

Hello?

Hello.

Speaker 2

Hey Yes?

Speaker 2

Hey, how you doing?

Speaker 2

My name is Ellis.

Speaker 2

My mother uh should go to church with your uh with your mother.

Speaker 1

Uh-huh.

Speaker 2

And they they gave me your number that you might be be h able to help me out with some stuff.

Speaker 2

I'm I'm in med school right now.

Speaker 2

I'm studying to be a gynecologist, and uh that you might be able to help me out with some things I I want to reach out to you if it was cool.

Speaker 1

Okay, and what's her name again?

Speaker 2

Ellis.

Speaker 1

And your mom goes to church with my mom.

Speaker 2

Right.

Speaker 2

Okay.

Speaker 2

Right.

Speaker 2

Okay, what's an hour?

Speaker 2

Listen, what what I'm what I'm doing is I'm doing my thesis and um uh you know, this is the this is my big end of the year exam.

Speaker 1

Uh-huh.

Speaker 2

And what I'm doing is I'm making my thesis a video and opposed to a report.

Speaker 1

Okay.

Speaker 2

So uh everything is gonna be on video.

Speaker 2

So what I'm trying to do is actually get a time where I can hook up with you and maybe examine you and get all that on video.

Speaker 1

So you say you want to videotape me do what kind of exam video?

Speaker 2

Uh I would be giving you a uh um a p you know, and I put you, you know, your legs in the stirrups and all that, and just video me doing the actual examination on you.

Speaker 1

You want a video you want to videotape him giving me a

Speaker 1

uh

Speaker 1

hello, hey second, what you talking about?

Speaker 1

You wanna do what again, though?

Speaker 2

Uh well we got see, I'm working on my thesis, man, and what I'm doing, my thesis is gonna be a video.

Speaker 2

So I'm gonna actually video myself giving your wife a man.

Speaker 1

What you kind of money you want to videotape my wife getting a few is wrong with you?

Speaker 2

Hey, hey, hey, brother, this right here from my grade, man.

Speaker 2

You know, this ain't nothing on a personal tip, man.

Speaker 2

This is for the grade, you know.

Speaker 2

I your wife being in the medical field.

Speaker 1

I thought y'all would have

Speaker 1

my wife you talking about.

Speaker 1

No, you can't you gotta put money okay, you want to video care of my wife.

Speaker 1

All you do is they would have look at it, man.

Speaker 1

You wanna you can't hell no.

Speaker 2

Hey well man, listen, this is from my grave, man.

Speaker 2

This ain't about I mean only the professor's gonna smoke as far as I'm concerned.

Speaker 1

You better go find somebody else.

Speaker 1

You better do my wife.

Speaker 1

Who is this again, man?

Speaker 2

My name Ellis, man.

Speaker 2

I told you no my mama miss.

Speaker 2

She go to church with

Speaker 1

church mama, I call him.

Speaker 1

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1

We don't know who the f this is, man.

Speaker 1

We ain't never seen your mama, man.

Speaker 1

What you trying to do?

Speaker 1

You ain't finna do no on my wife, man.

Speaker 1

All y'all.

Speaker 2

Okay, but let me ask you something.

Speaker 2

Don't she go in there and get a anyway at least once or twice a year?

Speaker 1

Yeah, yeah, she do, but no video, okay.

Speaker 1

He's trying to videotape my wife and like that.

Speaker 2

But man, do the brother.

Speaker 1

You better go find somebody else, man.

Speaker 1

That man.

Speaker 1

Man, y'all that man.

Speaker 1

I don't know you, I don't know your mama, all y'all, man.

Speaker 2

Okay, okay.

Speaker 2

Can you put me on speakerphone so I can talk to both y'all?

Speaker 1

No, hell no, you ain't finna talk back to my wife.

Speaker 2

Okay, can I say one more thing?

Speaker 1

Talking about videotaping my wife, dog.

Speaker 1

Yeah, you ain't talking to my wife no more.

Speaker 2

I just want to say this, man.

Speaker 2

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

Speaker 2

You just got pranked by your homeboy Doug.

Speaker 2

Baby.

Speaker 1

This ain't no nephew Tommy talking about videotaping my wife.

Speaker 1

This is never be telling me.

Speaker 1

Oh, wait, wait.

Speaker 1

What'd you say?

Speaker 1

Who did that?

Doug.

Speaker 1

Doug.

Speaker 1

Doug, Doug and Tony.

Speaker 2

I'm gonna kick his man.

Speaker 1

That's some man.

Speaker 1

Dude, you don't call nobody.

Speaker 1

Oh dog.

Speaker 1

Man, you had me hot, dude.

Speaker 2

Oh man, y'all all right, man.

Speaker 1

My heart was beating fast, man.

Speaker 2

Hey, man.

Speaker 2

Hey, put the one on the bow y'all for the hills, man.

Speaker 1

Okay, hold hold on right quick.

Speaker 1

Let me see if I can say this speaker.

Speaker 1

Hold on.

Speaker 1

Uh all right, go ahead, man.

Speaker 2

Okay, fine.

Speaker 3

What?

Speaker 2

I got one thing I gotta ask y'all.

Speaker 2

What is the baddest radio show in the land?

Speaker 1

Man, say, man.

Speaker 1

Next time my wife Go back up in there, man.

Speaker 1

Get up.

Speaker 1

I'm going up in there, man.

Speaker 2

Make sure y'all stay up in there.

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