Gynecologist Thesis Video
4:57A med student calls Darryl asking to videotape a gynecological exam on his wife for his thesis.
Transcript
135 linesHello?
Hello, uh, I'm trying to reach.
Yeah, who is this?
Hey, my name Ellis, man.
Uh is this uh uh is this Daryl?
Is this a husband?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is me.
What's up?
Hey, how you doing, man?
Listen, I um my mother is Miss, man.
She goes to church with uh with with your wife's mom, Miss W uh with your mother.
And uh I'm actually in med school, man, and uh they told me um your your wife is a she's uh she's a nurse, is that right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
She is chill, nurse.
But you say you say your mama go to church with my wife's mama.
Right, right.
My mother's she goes to church with uh with with with mother.
Oh, okay then.
All right, uh what's the other one?
Well, what I was calling y'all for, Darlman, if you didn't mind.
I wanted to uh uh uh I'm I'm going I'm getting ready to do my thesis, man.
I'm doing my thesis for the end of the year.
Uh end of the semester, man, for um med school and they and they told me your wife, you know, that uh might be able to help me out.
So I I was hoping I could talk to her for a second if you don't mind.
Yeah, uh hold hold on real quick.
All right, hold on.
Okay.
Who is this?
Hello?
Hello.
Hey Yes?
Hey, how you doing?
My name is Ellis.
My mother uh should go to church with your uh with your mother.
Uh-huh.
And they they gave me your number that you might be be h able to help me out with some stuff.
I'm I'm in med school right now.
I'm studying to be a gynecologist, and uh that you might be able to help me out with some things I I want to reach out to you if it was cool.
Okay, and what's her name again?
Ellis.
And your mom goes to church with my mom.
Right.
Okay.
Right.
Okay, what's an hour?
Listen, what what I'm what I'm doing is I'm doing my thesis and um uh you know, this is the this is my big end of the year exam.
Uh-huh.
And what I'm doing is I'm making my thesis a video and opposed to a report.
Okay.
So uh everything is gonna be on video.
So what I'm trying to do is actually get a time where I can hook up with you and maybe examine you and get all that on video.
So you say you want to videotape me do what kind of exam video?
Uh I would be giving you a uh um a p you know, and I put you, you know, your legs in the stirrups and all that, and just video me doing the actual examination on you.
You want a video you want to videotape him giving me a
uh
hello, hey second, what you talking about?
You wanna do what again, though?
Uh well we got see, I'm working on my thesis, man, and what I'm doing, my thesis is gonna be a video.
So I'm gonna actually video myself giving your wife a man.
What you kind of money you want to videotape my wife getting a few is wrong with you?
Hey, hey, hey, brother, this right here from my grade, man.
You know, this ain't nothing on a personal tip, man.
This is for the grade, you know.
I your wife being in the medical field.
I thought y'all would have
my wife you talking about.
No, you can't you gotta put money okay, you want to video care of my wife.
All you do is they would have look at it, man.
You wanna you can't hell no.
Hey well man, listen, this is from my grave, man.
This ain't about I mean only the professor's gonna smoke as far as I'm concerned.
You better go find somebody else.
You better do my wife.
Who is this again, man?
My name Ellis, man.
I told you no my mama miss.
She go to church with
church mama, I call him.
Yeah, yeah.
We don't know who the f this is, man.
We ain't never seen your mama, man.
What you trying to do?
You ain't finna do no on my wife, man.
All y'all.
Okay, but let me ask you something.
Don't she go in there and get a anyway at least once or twice a year?
Yeah, yeah, she do, but no video, okay.
He's trying to videotape my wife and like that.
But man, do the brother.
You better go find somebody else, man.
That man.
Man, y'all that man.
I don't know you, I don't know your mama, all y'all, man.
Okay, okay.
Can you put me on speakerphone so I can talk to both y'all?
No, hell no, you ain't finna talk back to my wife.
Okay, can I say one more thing?
Talking about videotaping my wife, dog.
Yeah, you ain't talking to my wife no more.
I just want to say this, man.
This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.
You just got pranked by your homeboy Doug.
Baby.
This ain't no nephew Tommy talking about videotaping my wife.
This is never be telling me.
Oh, wait, wait.
What'd you say?
Who did that?
Doug.
Doug.
Doug, Doug and Tony.
I'm gonna kick his man.
That's some man.
Dude, you don't call nobody.
Oh dog.
Man, you had me hot, dude.
Oh man, y'all all right, man.
My heart was beating fast, man.
Hey, man.
Hey, put the one on the bow y'all for the hills, man.
Okay, hold hold on right quick.
Let me see if I can say this speaker.
Hold on.
Uh all right, go ahead, man.
Okay, fine.
What?
I got one thing I gotta ask y'all.
What is the baddest radio show in the land?
Man, say, man.
Next time my wife Go back up in there, man.
Get up.
I'm going up in there, man.
Make sure y'all stay up in there.
Allied equipment.