Home Alarm Robbery Prank

Hello.

Hello, I'm trying to reach Denise, please.

Yeah, this is Denise.

Hi, Denise.

This is Tony.

I'm calling security.

Um

we've got an alarm that's gone off on you guys' property.

Are are you guys um we're just checking before we send authorities out?

Is everything okay?

Did maybe someone trip the alarm?

Oh my gosh.

No, I'm at work.

I'm I'm at work right now.

I'm not home.

Okay, hang on one second.

This is neighborhood security calling now.

Hang on one second.

I'll be right back to you.

Oh okay.

Denise, are you there?

Yes, yes, yes, I'm here.

Okay.

They they have um they they're out there on the property, the neighborhood security.

There is a black guy that is on your premise.

Are you familiar with who that might be?

Well, I mean, my husband's black, but he should be at work right now.

Okay.

And he probably would have texted me if you know the alarm was going off.

Okay.

Well, I mean, do you have any other black male friends?

Excuse me?

Do you have any other black male friends that might be at the house?

I mean, yeah, I uh it's a very weird question.

I mean, I have black friends, yes, but I don't think they would be in my house.

Okay.

Well, I mean, should we just assume that this is your husband?

What do you think?

I I I mean what what would you like from me?

My husband's at work.

Uh I mean uh w what how tall is this person?

My husband's 63.

He's a tall guy.

Hold on one second.

Let me go back to the uh the security from the neighborhood.

Hang on one second.

Yeah, no, somebody's in my house my alarm's going off.

I I don't know.

I mean Okay, Denise.

Yes.

Okay, they have uh the black guy that they're looking at is about five foot ten, uh maybe late twenties.

How old is your husband?

No.

My husband is I just told you that my husband's not there.

He would have texted me or called me and told me that he accidentally set the alarm off.

Uh and I I'm actually gonna text him.

I mean, this is crazy.

I I should probably call him.

Okay, you do realize if we send you realize if we send the authorities out and this is a false call that you're gonna get charged for that.

You do know that, right?

A false call?

You just said somebody's in my house and it's not me or my husband.

So you shouldn't be charging me for that.

You're saying your husband's black and then there's a black guy there.

I mean, they probably know each other, right?

Are you kidding me?

What kind of question is that?

Did they why?

Because they're both black?

I'm just trying to save you some money, ma'am.

I don't want to send out police officers when they get there and then all of a sudden your husband knows the black guy or he's he's a relative or something.

I mean, uh do do they I mean, you know, do you want to call and see if you're my gun.

Well, you think like

this is really offensive.

Uh and and I don't understand if I'm telling you that I don't know who the person is in my house.

That means that we should send the police.

I mean, this is ridiculous.

You think like my black.

Hang on, they're call they're calling back.

Neighborhood hang, just hold on one second, Denise.

Neighborhood security's calling back here.

Uh oh my God.

This is ridiculous.

Okay, Denise, now the the security in the neighborhood, they're telling me that uh this guy just drove out of the garage in a white pickup.

Do you ha do you guys have a white pickup?

Yes.

We do.

So this guy just pulled out of your your your garage in a white pickup.

Well, I have my car at work and my husband has his car.

That's like the the truck that he uses on the weekends for like construction and stuff.

So that means somebody just stole our car.

I I can't believe this is happening.

You are watching somebody in my house and you you basically watch them steal my truck.

W well well, we're I'm gonna go ahead now and get the police to go over, okay?

Why the f are you gonna send them now?

He probably took all my sh in my house.

I mean the police get there, there's not gonna be anything left in my house.

Probably just still in the back of the truck.

Uh I mean, I'm I'm doing the best I can.

I'm trying to help you out here.

What good is it gonna do me now?

I mean, the whole time you've been talking to me, he's been cleaning out uh my house out and stealing shit.

How did he get in your house?

I don't know.

I don't know this guy.

You're intimidating me?

What the f I'm just asking you, how could somebody get in your house?

Why would you leave something open?

What what what did you say?

Oh, listen, you would know because my I wouldn't have been able to set my alarm this morning if something was open.

It would beep and it wouldn't let me set the alarm.

And the fact that you're interrogating me when somebody's robbing my fing house, you need to do your f job.

I need to call my husband.

You're you're wasting my time.

I'm I mean, by the time the police get there, it's gonna be tomorrow.

So you're gonna so you're gonna call Daryl now?

I'm sorry?

You're gonna call Daryl now?

How the f do you know my husband's name?

Denise, this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

Your husband Daryl got me through prank phone call.

Oh my god.

I was gonna come down there and

so nobody stole my truck, right?

Nobody stole your truck, nobody's at your house.

Your alarm is fine, everything is good.

But Darryl told me he said we gotta get my wife, we gotta get a good.

Oh that's so mean.

Did we get you?

Oh my god.

I was sweating.

I was so angry.

I was sweating over here.

All right, so tell me this.

What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land?

The Steve Harvey morning show.