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Did you not hear what the f I've been asking you how the f sign me up to bring two white kids I don't even have a problem with the kids being white.

They could be Mexican, Asian that's not the point.

Who the f gave you my ma'am I don't know who submitted your name I don't know that.

Oh no you got to know who gave you my information because they know about it been to my house.

All I know is ma'am I'm scheduled to bring those kids over there at 10 o'clock in the morning okay oh that's who the f told you that say don't bring no kids to my house I don't even care if they white just don't bring two more kids to my house period period.

I will see you in the morning Miss Valerie okay?

In the lawyer I have one more thing I need to tell you about tomorrow.

Are you listening you are you listening?

Yes I Listen to you say whatever the f you have to say to me right now.

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

You just got pranked by your co-worker name.

Oh

these three kids and one of them daddy ain't

Oh God.

Oh, I thought you were falling, you alright?

I'm all right.

I Valerie I got one more thing to ask you.

What is?

What is the baddest?

And I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land.

The Steam every morning show.

Okay, I'm pretty good.

You you actually came in a couple weeks and filled out some forms.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I did, I did.

You you're you're seeking employment, correct?

Yes, sir, I am.

Okay, okay.

Well listen, I got a few things here I'd like to go over.

If you don't if you have the time, I'd like to uh get a couple questions from you.

I think I I actually have something I could send you out on a Monday if you actually fit the criteria, okay?

Oh, okay.

Well, hold on one second.

Let me grab a pen real fast.

Hold on.

Okay.

Alright, go ahead.

I'm ready.

All right.

Are you used to physical labor at all?

Yes.

Yes, I am.

Okay, so that's not a problem health-wise or physical.

You're you're you're able to handle that kind of stuff.

Yes.

Okay.

Uh about how tall are you, William?

Um about five eight.

Five eight, okay.

And um how much do you weigh?

About one fifty.

One fifty, okay.

All right, let's do this.

Now, um, have you done any singing at all?

Uh not not qu I can sing a little bit.

Not and I'm not a singer singer, but you know, I could I could I could blow a little bit.

But not a not not professionally, but you know.

Right, right, but you you're pretty good at at holding a note at least though, right?

Yeah, I can I can hold a note, uh-huh.

Okay.

Not bad, not bad at all.

Are you good working out in the heat?

Is that okay?

Yeah, yeah, this quite man, I'm I'm willing to take anything.

Yeah, I'm I'm cool with that.

Okay.

How long you've been out of work?

Uh man, for about a good about a year and a half now.

Okay.

Well man, we're gonna try to fix that for you.

I know uh with the way economy is, you know, I I I know how people can be out of work and not be able to find what they're looking for.

But I I think we've got something up our alley.

Now let me ask you this question.

Are you are you good working barefooted?

Barefooted?

Yeah, without without shoes on at all.

Uh well I mean I I I guess if the job requires it then I mean yeah I can do that.

Okay.

Now we're gonna start Monday morning right at sunrise.

So we're talking about five thirty six o'clock here we're gonna need you uh to report to the field to actually get ready, okay?

What kind of job is this?

I mean Are you uh uh what you're gonna be doing William is you're gonna what you're gonna be doing is actually picking cotton and we want you to do it barefooted and we we'd like for you to actually sing uh while you're doing it

you gotta be kidding me man.

Are you serious?

I'm dead serious.

The job pays uh ten bucks an hour you know we're gonna get you some good hours out there.

I know it's gonna be wait a minute wait a minute man uh I mean with all due respect man I mean that I mean you're talking about picking cotton and bare feet and and ten dollars an hour man I don't I'm gonna do it.

Well you're gonna be

don't forget I I I do need you singing.

It's gonna be a do you know any Negro spirituals?

No I don't and I don't I don't I don't think uh

who's this again?

Uh like I said I'm I'm Daniel R I'm one of the uh employees here.

I work at employment agency.

You know I pulled up your file and and saw how long you've been out of work and you know I I've got something that I think you'll be perfect for.

Okay, but what I mean what is this job really about?

I mean you talk uh you're talking about picking cotton well y yeah you know basically it's kinda like uh you you're getting

You know, the ten bucks an hour, you're probably gonna get about ten hours in a day.

So so you know, you you're gonna make a hundred bucks a day.

It's it's it's a it's it's kind of like slavery, but it's not it's I mean you can't.

Oh, hold up, hold up, brother.

Hold up.

Uh man, I didn't sign on for nothing like this, man.

I mean, I'm I'm thinking you guys are supposed to be helping me with a up to date job.