Injured Worker Surveillance Sex

Yeah, hello.

Hello, I'm trying to reach a uh Vincent place.

Uh who who's calling?

My name is uh Ed

from the uh human resources.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's me.

What's up?

Well what's up?

Well, Vincent wanted first of all uh check on you.

We know you're um got injured here at the job.

How you doing so far?

Yeah, man.

I'm I'm making it, man.

You know, everything's cool and uh, you know, I I I don't know how long the the therapy's going pretty good though, but I I'm all right.

I'm okay.

Therap therapy's gone pretty well.

Yeah, it's they say I'm doing all right.

Uh the pain level is about maybe a fix still, but it's getting better though.

Okay.

Listen, uh, have you been getting your your check on time?

Yeah, I've been getting it, man, and I appreciate it because it really helps, man, because you know, uh I ain't able to work right now.

They said it's gonna be a little while, so uh it's uh I appreciate that.

Y'all the one to send in the check?

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

We all the ones getting the checks out and wanted to make sure that that's definitely getting there.

So you're yeah, you're good.

Yeah, it's it's good.

It's all good, man.

I appreciate it.

I appreciate it.

Okay, letting me ask it.

We've got a bit of a problem that we wanted to check on.

Now you haven't been doing any any strenuous uh uh working on the bottom.

No, no, no, no.

I ain't been I ain't I ain't been working at all, man.

I just you know, I just been taking it easy.

I can't do nothing really right now.

And they told me not to do nothing.

All right.

Now you do know the rules are that you're not supposed to do anything that to to jeopardize your back, correct?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm straight.

I'm straight.

I ain't been doing nothing, man.

Okay, well let me let me say this to you.

We do have some um surveillance cameras that are showing us that you you've been doing some strenuous work.

I I ain't even been going nowhere.

Talking about surveillance cameras.

I I don't know how they go nowhere.

Well, you know the the the the the the strenuous work that you're doing is actually at home.

At home.

I'll be inside.

I don't I don't do nothing outside.

I don't I don't wait, I don't even barbecue, man.

What you what you talking about?

String is work.

Okay.

Uh Vincent, have you a have you been having have you been having sex at home?

What kind of f question who is this?

Is this the supervisor or something?

What kind of let me talk to the supervisor?

That ain't no your damn business.

I'm with human resources.

Man, excuse me, dog, but I don't mean disrespect you.

Just because you pay me, you know, looking out for me and sh don't mean you can call me and and and just say any kind of like that, man.

Have you been having sex?

Vincent, are you are you having sex at home?

Say, that ain't none of your business, dog have if I've been having sex or not.

Any way.

What kind of man, let me talk who your supervisor, man.

Sir, I'm the supervisor here at human resources.

And we actually have you on surveillance, you've been you've been having sex.

Now the way you can only I know it better not be no cameras in my house.

I know that much.

And who authorized some like that anyhow?

Surveillance for me.

You're not supposed to be having sex if your back is hurting.

Okay?

What you talking about?

Uh uh uh you've been surveillance of me and having sex.

That's a damn lie.

Uh sir, sir.

What's your name?

What what what's your name, man?

I'm Ed, sir.

My name is Ed.

Ed.

Ed who, Ed?

Because I'm I'm uh look, I'm trying to be nice, but you pissing me off, Ed.

This is okay, you Ed who Sir, sir, here it is.

If we find out, I'm gonna I'm giving you a warning.

No, I don't need no f warning.

I'm giving you a warning.

You let me find a damn camera in my house telling me I can't have no f sex and all that.

That is strenuous work and you're putting it on your back and we're paying you.

We're paying you a damn about what you paying me and what you ain't paying me.

You gonna call my damn phone, tell me something like you got a uh surveillance camera in my fing house?

That's a

Okay, well sir sir, Vincent, let me say this to you.

No one

Okay, and you don't need to worry who the supervisor is.

You need to make sure that there's no more sex going on until your back is healed.

Look, you gonna have me to cuss your f out and hang up on your man.

I don't have time for this, man.

Just because y'all that's what y'all do.

Because y'all doing for people, y'all think y'all can ill do illegal and talk to people crazy, man.

When y'all stopping the I don't appreciate that at all, man.

This is I don't know who y'all think y'all is down there.

Y'all do something for the y'all and y'all can just call the and say anything.

That

man.

I don't like that.

And I ain't trying to be disrespectful.

But you got me heated right now, man.

There's better not be no cameras in my fing house.

Do you understand that?

I'm gonna tell you once and one time only.

No more sex what you know whatever, okay.

What you talking about?

I'm sorry, man.

Because uh I tell you one damn thing, you think you've given us some money now.

I'm gonna sue y'all if I catch a camera up in up in my up in my house, and you ain't gonna have to uh never pay uh uh uh pay pay me uh no more.

You're gonna pay me one big check that I'm shooting the f out of y'all.

Then now you understand that.

I I I understand.

I need I need you to understand one more thing.

Are you listening to me?

Man, you go in, man.

I'm uh y'all got me easy, man.

This sh and then and after this here, don't even call me no more.

I'm telling you, because it's ridiculous.

Okay, are you familiar with uh Leonard?

Familiar with what?

Leonard, do you know Lennon, your co-worker Leonard?

Yeah, what about him?

Letter got me the prank phone call you.

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Martin Show Phil, buddy.

You been pranking.

Man, get the f out of here, man.

Y'all about to have me the who Lord, talking about my chest and sh, man.

No man, what's up, man?

This is

Y'all had me going out, man.

Y'all had me heated.

I'm gonna I'm gonna kick his and you call that f he on the phone?

No, he he ain't on the phone.

Phone, man.

Ooh, I'm sweating like a oh.

So I still so I'm still getting my damn check then.

That's what that means.

Y'all here be heated, boy.

I thought y'all gonna take my What's up, man?

Nice to hear from y'all, man.

Y'all got me though, man.

Y'all got me.

I got one more question, man.

What is the baddest, and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.

Of course, no doubt, man.

It's a Steve Harvey morning show.

Always will be, especially uh y'all done got me like this here.