Limo Bank Job

you know, if you're gonna rob a bank, you need to do it in style.

You need to know how to do it.

So this is the limo bank job.

Limo bank job.

I recommend if you ever think about robber the bank.

Limo is probably the way to go.

Let's go, Catal.

That's what you recommend.

What?

I mean, if you in that line of work, you know what I'm saying?

You in that line.

So you can.

Well, then a hearse, then.

I mean, one of the two.

You know what I'm saying?

Let's go, Catholic.

Good afternoon.

How can I have you?

I'm trying to get Cecil.

Yeah, it's C.

Hey, see Samar.

One of my boys gave me your number, man.

I'm trying to get a uh a car service for tonight.

Okay, listen, this is my personal number.

Do you have the the man?

Number.

Man, I keep calling the main line, but ain't nobody answering.

I donna call that about six, seven times.

They keep rolling over to like a to a voicemail or something.

Okay, okay, okay, brother, what's your name?

My name's Tony.

Okay, listen, Tony.

I got a customer in the back.

Let me get them having you.

You got a few moments?

I'm gonna hit the drop off.

Let me get the door for him and all that.

Hold the phone.

All right.

Okay, cool.

All right, thank you.

Have a good evening.

All right, Tony.

Yeah, what's up?

Yeah, now uh you saying you called the main line and you just keep going to voicemail or something like that.

I'm trying to get a um get a car for tonight, man.

Okay, what you need.

What listen, we we got uh we got the SUV, we got a sedan or two, we got a couple of limbs, white or black, what you need.

If I could get a I guess a uh like a black limousine be cool.

Okay, we got that.

We got that.

What time where I'm picking you up, what time?

Well it costs, you know, four hours.

All I need is an hour.

Well where's it sixty five dollars an hour, but we only do three hour minimum.

The first three hours.

Sixty-five oh okay, okay, okay.

See, hey, well see, see sir, all I need is an hour, man.

Really like forty-five minutes.

So do you think they'll work with me?

Well, you can't get them, so you're dealing with me.

I uh let me see.

I tell you what, I I'll do you for uh a hundred and fifty dollars and I'll take care of you.

But now I'm I want you to know I'm gonna let them know everything, so I got to have either credit card or receipt or something on the cake to let them know because I'm not no crooked brother.

I'm gonna let them know everything that I'm doing.

Will that work for you?

150.

I I can give you one fifty when you pick me up.

That's no problem there.

Where am I picking you up and at what time?

All right, I'm at ninety-eight village drive.

Ninety eight Village Drive.

Okay.

Well, I need twelve.

And where am I taking you, sir?

I'm going downtown on Capitol Street.

Downtown to Capitol Street.

All right.

And what time am I picking you up?

You could give me like a at eleven forty five tonight, that'd be good.

Eleven forty five.

Okay.

Two and an hour you're gonna need.

Okay, good deal.

Um, let me see.

And uh downtown capital what?

You didn't give me an address.

I don't really know the address.

I'm going to um to bank bank downtown, all right.

Right.

Um, can I ask you something, uh uh Tony, right?

Um not trying to get any business, and no, we don't ask questions usually, but uh a bank at night's gonna be closed.

I mean you you you you you're not going to work 'cause I gotta take you back.

So you're dropping off to something somebody, something like that.

No, no, no, no.

I ain't dropping nothing up.

I'm picking something up.

See what see what I need you to do is this right here.

I'm gonna go in there and I'm gonna be in there probably like about fifteen minutes.

But when I come out, man, I need you to have the car running and we need to get out of there.

Wait a minute.

You you asking me to run you down to a bank at midnight and you kicking something up at midnight, and I got to be ready to go when you come out.

Me and my boys, when we come out of there, just come when when we get it when we get back in the back of the the limo, I need you to I need you to put the pedal down, man, and let's get out of there.

Look here, young young young brother.

Well, how how old are you, man?

I'm 24.

Yeah, that's what I figured.

Look here, man.

It sounds like you're in some kind of shady.

I don't do that, brother.

That's that's it.

Hold on, man.

Yo, you a driver, dog.

Your job is to drive.

If you pick somebody up, first of all, you ain't supposed to be asking nobody where they going, what the f doing.

You supposed to drive.

Let me try to do that.

So what I'm telling you is, man, once we come out the bank, drive, drive.

Let me let me stop it.

That's why I'm driving.

Instead of working somewhere else driving, because I was ignorant like you at one time.

But let me tell you something, but I don't know your business and really don't care at this point in time.

I'm not doing no crazy like this here.

Brother, look let me tell you something, man.

What you need to do is get your young into some type of training school or something to find yourself a job.

You're gonna go down there and then

blow your brains out.

Hey, I s I ain't really trying to hear all this right here.

What I'm trying to do is pay you this one fifty.

You drive me where I'm trying to go, and bring me back to the car.

You can't get right now, not even no advice.

You need to listen.

To me.

That's what's wrong with you, young now.

Y'all crazy.

Get rich right off overnight type.

Boy, you need to slow down because they got some.

You feel me?

They got a shit.

Hey man, hold on, hold on, man.

Hold on.

What you know?

You don't know nothing?

You don't know me.

I don't need to know you, brother.

How you gonna be preaching to me, dog?

Because I've been there, man.

I bet you I'm driving a d limo.

Cause I've been there.

Young brother, I'm trying to keep you from going there.

Cause you won't like it.

Look at Tony, I don't know what to tell you at this point.

First of all, I'm not doing it, so you can cut that out.

Okay.

Now I'm thinking of you and all the other young brothers that do this thumb s you watch too many of them movies or something.

Brother, you need to get your straight, because they got a place for you.

So let me tell you something.

They read my five read it.

Anything my mama told me they didn't want me to know, they cut it out.

Do you feel me?

They looked at me every night when they wanted to.

Fed me garbage that I had to eat or die.

You ain't ready for that, man.

You ain't ready for why the f think he got your name.

You brothers don't know what the going on out here.

You got it too easy.

See?

Now you're talking about going down and robbing the bank.

You ain't no bank robber.

You don't sound like no thug or with a limo.

The way you going, you ain't making nothing.

Cause they will blow your young away about their paper.

You don't understand that.

And you d you ain't ready for no jail.

Can I say one more thing to you?

Yeah, d yeah, what is it?

All I want to do is tell you this that I'm nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

And your boy Cardell got me to prank phone call you.

I don't give a d who you are.

If you around with them folks downtown, they're gonna blow your away.

They're gonna give you a hundred years under the jail.

Do you feel me, brother?

Did you did you just hear what I just said though?

Well, you said something about well, my partner, you know.

I I don't know, no, no, no.

I said I'm nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

Your boy, the other, another driver, Cordell, got me to prank phone call you.

That's he's time.

Oh, you mean Steve Harvey on the radio?

No, man, no, no, no.

This is are you serious, man?

Hey, see, sir, your boy.

Cordell got me the prank phone call, you man.

I'm gonna get that.

I'ma get that.

Well, you lit my fire, man.

Don't you know that?

I'm in my fight mode.

Fight power.

He said, be careful.

You say big C so he been he been down there.

He done done some time.

Yeah.

Been there.

Hey, man.

Calm down, baby.

Calm down, man.

I got one more question to ask you, man.

What's the baddest radio show in the land?

I won't say nephew Tommy, but Steve Harvey morning show.

I got you, baby.

Me and your boy Cordell got you.

Yeah, well, I'm gonna get him.

If I ever meet you, brother, I owe you one too.

I think we could have got away with it.

I really do.

No.

He's old school and he wasn't having it.

You know.

No, he had some sense.

And listen to.

See, I done been dying there.

I done been dying there, young monk.

I see what you're trying to do.

You don't want to go down there, you listen.

Strawberry letter up next, right after this.

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