Lingerie Music Group

Hello?

Hello, I'm trying to reach uh Jay uh Caree.

Jay Carly.

Jay Carly.

Is that it?

Jay Carly?

Yes.

How you doing?

I'm fine, how are you?

Good, good, good.

Listen, my name is Iceman with Iceman Productions.

Uh I got my own record label.

I I I've stumbled upon a C D here.

I'm a I'm assuming this is your demo.

Do you you have a demo that's out right now?

Yes, I do.

Alright, with a c with a couple songs on it, right?

Yeah.

Okay.

Hey, listen, I am um actually putting together a female group.

One of my employees gave me your stuff and I I've been listening to it.

I like the tune, I like the vibe, and uh wanted to see if if that's something of interest to you.

If you'd like to maybe be in a uh in a female group.

What kind of female group?

Four females in one group.

How do you feel about that?

Um I think that could be workable.

Okay, okay.

Um, hold on one second.

Okay.

Who is that?

That's Diddy?

So Diddy, I'll call him back.

Tell him I'm working on this group I talked about.

Okay.

Sorry about that.

Hello?

Okay.

You are you listening to me?

Yes, I am.

Okay, good deal.

So listen, if you don't mind, could you uh and I know I'm catching you off guard like this here, you know, uh, Iceman.

Really, I really don't normally get on the phone and call people.

But uh I'm I'm I'm heavy about this group and and getting it out.

I got Puff Daddy on my butt about it.

And uh, you know, he's one of the producers on this thing, and I'm trying to really bring this thing to a head.

So why don't you do me a favor if you can, if you don't mind.

Uh Jay Carly, right?

Yes.

Could you could you possibly maybe uh uh sing something for me real quick so I can just you know, I just want to hear it straight from the straight from your your mouth to my ear if you don't mind.

Just anything.

Okay.

There's a hero.

If you look inside your heart, you don't have to be afraid.

Yeah.

Oh, what do you want?

There's an answer.

If you reach into your soul, take that.

And the songs that you know will melt away.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on one second.

Who is that?

Tank.

Tell Tank I got his solo.

Tell him I'm gonna listen to it.

Tell him I'm working on a female group right now.

Tell him I get back at it.

I'm sorry, darling.

Hello?

Uh I I apologize for all the interruptions.

That was good.

That was good.

Get can you give me maybe give me a little something else real quick?

Okay.

Um I'm trying to think about it.

How old are you, Dollar?

I'm twenty-nine.

Twenty-nine.

Okay, okay, good deal.

And uh what what if you don't mind, what size are you?

I I I don't have a uh a picture on the uh on the demo.

Uh about size three.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah, oh yeah, that'll work.

That'll work.

Okay.

Uh gimme give me give me give me if you can um maybe maybe uh do something else for me.

Okay, uh you got you got anything like maybe you can marry Jay Blige up for me a little bit, you know?

Uh let's see.

Uh what about Keisha Cole?

Keisha Cole, I'm good with that.

Let's do that.

Let me hear that.

Now you can wait your whole life trying to change what the feeling from what it's been.

You may have got heartbroken a few times in the past.

It never left as strong as it used to.

Don't feel as good as it used to before and everything I used to say, thing you used to do, went right out the door.

So

you're big one.

That's what you tell everyone around you.

And you know they've heard it all before.

What more can you say?

Yeah, yeah.

Iceman like that.

Iceman like that.

Iceman likes that.

All right.

That's what I'm talking about.

Okay, listen.

Um how do you feel about uh flying up to uh to New York?

Maybe in a couple weeks so I can put all you guys together.

Oh, that's cool.

You like that?

Yeah.

All right, all right.

You excited about it?

Yes, I am.

Okay, okay.

Listen, uh uh let me let you know this.

The name of the group is the lingerie's lingerie.

And um I I I think you guys are gonna work out well.

Once we get you locked down, that'll be four.

So we have four girls that make up the lingerie's, you know.

Okay.

They're real pretty girls.

Oh, uh uh, you got I mean, you know, they they're great.

I need you to send me uh some pictures as well.

Can you do that?

I got a headshot, yeah, I got a headshot.

Okay.

Well listen, uh I am gonna need a headshot, but like I say, the name of the group is the lingerie.

Okay.

So is there a way you can send me something of you and some lingerie?

What?

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

You want me to send you a picture of me and my lingerie?

Exactly.

Cause see th this is what when you guys actually perform, you're actually gonna be going out on stage in your lingerie.

Hold on, wait.

What you talking about?

I'm trying to get you to send me a picture in your lingerie so you can be a part of the group you got the board.

That's what we doin', baby.

That's what the lingerie's do.

No.

Hell no.

What kind of b you st you a crazy who you where you get my number and name from?

Where you get my C D from?

I told you one of my people that worked for me gave me your demo.

I checked it out.

I like I like I like what you was doing and hey, I'm giving you a shot.

You let me tell you something.

You'll never be a star.

You'll never be a star if you're gonna have all these obstacles in your way.

You Excuse me?

You Who do you think you talking to?

I'm talking to your You need to send me a picture in your lingerie is what you need to put.

You don't be calling me with this.

You send me a picture in your lingerie.

I ain't sending you.

I want a picture of you and your dog.

You ain't getting it.

I got a problem with that.

You don't you don't want to be a star.

You don't know what it takes to be a star.

Yes, I do, d no, you don't.

Yes, I do.

If you did what?

I'm going to be a star.

How you gonna do it if you ain't part of the lingerie?

Because I'm not a pornographic star, you idiot.

I got one more thing I need to say to you though.

What?

Is you listening?

What do you want?

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

You just got pranked by your boyfriend.

Oh my God.

I am so mad.

Oh, I can't wait till he gets home.

He'll get lingerie.

Oh my god.

I have never been punked in my life.

I try to watch my language, but you know.

You made me mad.

I bet you he won't see me in no lingerie for about four or five months.

Since he got game.

Hey, I got one more thing to ask you, baby.

Tell me this.

What is?

What is the baddest radio show in the land?

The Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Oh my God.