Your Wife Loves Me

Hello?

Hey, I'm trying to uh I'm trying to reach Trey.

This Trey, who is this?

Hey Trey, how you doing, man?

This is Milton.

I work with your wife, Teresa.

Milton?

Yeah, yeah.

You probably heard of me before.

I've been uh I've been at the job probably about five years now.

She ever mentioned me?

Nope.

No, I ain't gonna know Milton.

What's going on?

Is everything cool?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Everything.

Good.

Everything is good.

Hey, listen, um, I wanted to um have a conversation with you, man.

Um I I don't really know how to spring this on you or whatever, but uh like I say, I've been working at the spot for five years and been knowing Teresa probably like around three.

And um I I guess what I really want to say is that I I didn't I didn't gain some feelings for Teresa.

And so, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hold on, hold on, man.

Hold on.

Hold on.

You calling me and you're telling me right now you have feelings for my wife who you work with, and you name her, Teresa, because that is my wife.

You have feelings for my wife.

Is that correct?

Yeah, you know, it's it took me a while to to come forward and say this, but I you know, I'm I'm man enough now that I I feel like me and you need to talk about it.

Bro, have you lost your mind?

No, no, I haven't.

Have you lost your mind?

Listen, I'm just letting you know today is the day that I decided I'm not carrying this weight on my shoulders no more.

I'm getting it off of me.

All right.

And at the end of the day, I love your wife more than you do.

What?

I'm I love your wife more than you do.

Bro, so you how long you've been loving my wife?

You tell me how long you've been loving my wife.

How long how long you feel that you have been in love with my wife?

Uh I mean, I'm looking at I know I know I know at least two.

Does my wife even know this?

I mean, I'm I'm I'm I'm sure she's aware of it to a certain extent.

To a certain extent?

What what how certain of the extent are we talking about?

I mean, you know, when we go to lunch together, she, you know, I mean, I'm I'm sure she knows.

Y'all be y'all been going to lunch together?

How long y'all been going on lunch together, bro?

We've been going to lunch together at least at least two and a half years.

I mean, we go to lunch scale almost every day.

I mean, we might miss a day if she go with the girls, not go with the fellas, so be it.

But for the most part, me and her, me and her pretty much at lunch together.

Yeah, I need a I swear, I bro, say the stay the hell away from my wife, bro.

I needed to back the fine.

You didn't talk enough.

Ain't no more in love.

Ain't no more state.

You need to stay the f back.

Period.

Stay the f back, man.

I don't want to hear none of that.

Nothing.

Nothing.

Nothing at all.

Because as soon as he come home, look bro, listen, listen.

Trey.

Everything about

you treat her.

I'm hot, bro.

I'm feeling like a strong sensation right now.

Because I really want to reach through the phone and just break your fing neck right now.

That's what I really want to do.

Hey, dude.

That's what I really want to do.

And why is my wife talking about business outside of our ropo?

That's what I'm trying to figure out.

Hey, all I'm saying is when we go to lunch, she let me know how she's feeling.

She let me know what she's going through.

She let me know all of it.

Stop with that lunch, bro.

I don't want to hear another damn thing about lunch, bruh.

Ain't no more lunches from here on out, bruh.

You call me talking about you in love with my wife.

You been taking

what the f

is a Milton?

I'm Milton from the way you at bruh.

Where you at?

I'm milking.

You at the next one?

Hey, man, hey man, listen.

Come calm down with all that energy you got going on.

Like you finna do something.

You found nothing to work.

You not you're not finna do nothing.

Tell me where you're at right now, bruh.

I'm getting my keys right now.

Tell me where you're at, bro.

Right now, bruh.

Right now, bro.

Tell me.

So how about how about when you got laid off and you was off for six months and she was carrying all the all the weight and paying all the bills.

You ain't jumped ass in.

All right, bet.

So since you know how since you know everything, I bet you know I got a too.

So all you need to know is, all you need to know is, bruh, you're done, bruh.

You're done, bruh.

Okay.

You're done, bro.

Okay.

You know what?

Talking about lunch and shut the f up.

Shut the hell up.

Why are we in it?

You can thank me for the for the for the suit that you got for Christmas.

You can thank me for that.

I picked it out.

And I pay for it.

Okay.

A word?

Okay, cool.

Cool, cool.

All right, cool.

Well, let me go in the closet right

now.

Right now.

All right.

You talking about the great suit, the three piece?

That's what you fing talking about?

This guy great bull right here?

With this bull that shit keep the f anyway.

I ain't like this.

Now you don't like the suit.

You don't want to suit three times.

Now you don't like it.

You ain't told me at lunch when you don't want to suit, dude.

I swear to God, bro.

I swear to God.

I need to talk to my wife, man.

I need to talk to my wife.

I need to talk to my wife, because I

man, listen.

You know what?

I just couldn't hold this back no more.

Me living behind in the shadows, and but I'm over here kicking money out to Teresa when she needed.

Why you was laid off.

I'm helping her out.

I'm going, you know, I'm I'm doing I'm doing too much on my.

So you was giving the money?

You kicking the money when I was laid off.

You kicking the money?

Dude, somebody had to step up, man.

Me and Teresa's tight, so you know, I just tried to step in and help her out.

So you giving my wife money.

What are you saying to me?

Do you want me to make you feel better about the whole thing?

You want me to make you feel better?

You ain't need to make me feel better about man.

Uh realm.

All I need to do is talk to my wife.

That's part of it.

All I gotta do is talk to my wife, bro.

That's that's fine.

But can I say something that'll make you feel better?

What?

I'ma say this to you, Trey.

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

Your wife Teresa got me the prank phone call.

Wait, what?

Hey, this is Tommy, man.

This nephew Tom, Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Your wife.

On the Steve Harvey show.

Oh.

You got me opening the safe getting it, bruh.

Like, don't do that, bruh.

You gotta stop that, Tommy.

Come on now.

Come on.

You gotta stop.

My heart is racing, I'm sweating.

Uh oh.

Come on now.

But hey, I gotta ask you this.

You gotta tell me what is the baddest, and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.

It's the Steve Hobby Morty show.

Gotta be Happy Ending We Let's Go.