Nappy Hair

The nephew and today's prank phone call.

What you got for us, Nath?

Well, Shirley.

Uh-oh.

When you start.

Yeah.

This right here is nappy hair.

Nappy.

What?

Hair.

Yeah, yeah.

I know, I know.

I know you're not supposed to talk about it no more, Cause.

You're not supposed to bring this up, but yeah.

Napy hair.

Okay.

If you want me to get a little deeper, your child got nappy hair.

You done lost your entire mind.

What?

If you're gonna prank somebody, going at the kids is the best way to do it.

Nappy hair.

Yo, child.

What?

What buttons are you?

Everybody skiing.

Don't be scared.

Let's go.

Let's go, Capdog.

Hello.

Hello, I'm trying to get Francis.

This is she.

Hey Francis, how you doing?

My name is uh Daryl.

Daryl's our kids they go to uh together.

Oh yeah, yeah.

Your daughter's uh Kaylin, right?

Yes.

Okay.

My son is uh uh DJ, Daryl Jr.

He g they uh I think I may have met you at the uh beginning of the school year.

You remember meeting me, Darryl?

Daryl Oh, I met a lot of people, but I'm sorry, I can't place you right now.

Okay, all right, no problem.

Hey, listen, um I was giving you a call, you know, there's only uh uh a handful of uh black kids at the school, you know, being a private school and all.

And uh we the the uh the black parents, we all got together and had a meeting a couple nights ago.

Okay, you say all the black parents okay, I wasn't there.

Why wasn't I called?

Uh well, we actually had a meeting about your daughter, Kaylin.

Oh well, what about Caitlyn?

Is she is there a problem at school that she's crazy or something I don't even know about?

What's what's going on with?

Well, actually what w we're you know, we feel privileged to be, you know, you know, like I said, there's only a handful of blacks and we try to carry ourselves in a dignified way.

Uh our presence, our attitude, the way we handle ourselves.

And uh, you know, Kayla's doing very good in school from what I understand, and very nice with all the rest of the kids.

She's getting along.

That's not the problem.

What we're what we're trying to get is um the grooming of Kalen.

You know, Caelin's has these braids, and what we were trying to do is is give you know, we had a meeting about it.

Well, it's not necessarily her clothing.

Of course, you know, the kids wear the uniforms, but the the braids, you know, we we want to represent ourselves with a lot of dignity, the way we carry ourselves.

We want to be um, you know, pretty much nice and clean, spit and polished.

We would really prefer if her hair was straight and opposed to being braided up.

You know?

I mean that kind of gives off a a a ghetto type of look to it.

And that's what we're trying to to avoid.

Are are you crazy?

Is something wrong with you?

You don't have first of all, how the hell you get my dump.

If you couldn't call me for the meeting, why are you calling me now?

Well like I said, ma'am, the meeting was to get the general consensus on where all the parents feel in the same way about your daughter and her braids.

You know, we're just trying to keep everything classy at when it comes to the blacks that attend the school.

There's only ten of us, you know, ten children attending I tell you what you can attend.

You could what you can attend to is this phone hanging up in your d face.

You tell the parents all of them for me.

Y'all can go straight and hit rock bottom out of hell talking about my child and her braids.

Her braids are ethnic, they are nice, she is well groomed and I don't know how in the hell you got my d telephone number, but tell all the parents for me, the kids to crack a mouth you know what?

Listen, first of all I don't like the way that you're talking to me.

Okay I carry myself with class with dignity.

I'm spit and polished ma'am.

Uh I wanted to call and talk to you.

You're acting just as ghetto as her hairstyle.

Let me say something real ghetto to your okay

you and all appearance can hit rock from out of hell.

Don't call me no more with no like this this is ignorant.

I'm far beyond this my child is well groomed.

She is going to go to that school.

As a matter of fact, as much money as it costs to go there too, y'all should have been meeting on how we can get together and pay the d tuition.

How about that?

Are you trying to sit here and tell me that you got a problem taking her brains down and wearing her hair straight so she can look a lot more classy than what she looks right now.

It's a pathetic look that she's having right now.

You know what?

I don't what's your hair look like take a picture of your d And send it to me.

Text it to me.

Since you get folks' phone numbers and give it to you.

Take a picture of your d stuff and text it to me.

I bet you you look like who would have taught it.

My daughter's braids are gonna stay up for the rest of the d year.

As a matter of fact, we ain't gonna rebraid it.

It's gonna stay that way so it can be matted and represent.

That's what we're gonna do.

Francis, listen, I don't I don't want an argue.

I just wanted to call and see if we could actually, you know, come to a medium on this.

Do you think that there's a possibility that I mean when I'm I'm picking up DJ tomorrow after school?

Would it would would it be all right if I picked up um Lil' Caitlin and brought her home and let my wife do her hair?

Please.

I wish the

you would pick my daughter up and see what the hell I do.

I'ma call my husband and tell him to come over your house and whoop your after he braids your ass.

I wish you would pick up my d daughter.

I'll call the police on.

As a matter of fact, you're gonna have to call the police on me and my husband.

Do it and see what happens.

Ma'am, I'm just trying to get some class here.

That's all we're wanting.

We're not wanting to fight with you.

It's just the blocks here at we think that we want a little bit more classy look of the way we are groomed.

That's the only thing we're looking for.

Only person gonna be taking the class is when we get to whoop, you're gonna be taking the class.

How about that?

Yeah, I can't stand up

like you.

Y'all get five dollars and one penny in your box that think you're better than every body as you forget where you came from.

As a matter of fact, what your what's your name?

Because I'm calling the principal on your a day.

Give me your name and uh Mr.

Who What's your name?

Uh uh uh uh that's that's that's that's that's not that's not really what my name is.

But that's what the told me when you first called me.

What is your real name?

My name is my name, um my real name is Tommy.

Tommy's No, no, my last name either.

Well, what the hell is your name?

Do you know?

My name is Tommy, nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

Your husband Keith got me to.

Quite phone call you.

I be

Oh my God.

Keep your

s

you got me ready to click your

PTSD

cool and every g by here.

I tell you what, keep out for the rest of the g week for putting this me.

He told me, he said, man, he said it don't take but about two and a half minutes for my wife to go off.

He said, it don't take but two and a half.

He said, and I promise you.

You alright?

Oh, baby.

Calm down, baby.

Let me ask you something.

What what I got one more thing to ask you.

What is the baddest, and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.

You know it's a Steve Harvey morning show.

It's time for some praise and pranks up in here.

Come on now.

You play.

That was too far.

Go.

The baby hair nappy caller.

What you want me to do?

Shut up.

Oh, you can't say that?

No.

That's politically incorrect.

Stop.

So what am I what am I supposed to say?

The baby hair is challenging.

What?

What you want me to say?

Challenging.

I don't just say anything about anybody, child hair.

How do you do that?

The baby got bad hair.

What am I supposed to say?

Bad.

Oh my god.

Bad.

Okay, okay, okay.

Let me fix it.

Okay, work with me.

I'm a working pro okay.

We don't work.

She tendered, boy.

She tinder.

The baby tenderhead.

And crawl in.

Okay, okay, okay.

We need to grease the baby scalp.

You gotta tell people what oh you know what?

No, we can't have no dry scalps now.

Now I know that ain't right.

I know that.

Why is that your concern?

Oh.

Oh my goodness.

This is this is

just mm.

This is bad.

This is bad.

You went too far, Tommy.

We need a hot cone.

He always goes too far.

Stop.

You keep digging the hole.

You really thank you.

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