Ballet Shoes at Daycare
A daycare worker calls a father to report his son wears pink blankets and ballet shoes and snaps his fingers in a circle. The father gets irate and threatens to come down, until the prank is revealed.
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Principal calls a mother to say her son must repeat kindergarten because he can't color inside the lines, leading to a heated argument about race and parenting.
Ballet Shoes at Daycare
A daycare worker calls a father to report his son is wearing ballet shoes and a pink blanket, leading to anger.