No Blacks For You

Hello?

Hello, I'm trying to reach uh Nicole Frishoff, please.

This is she.

How you doing?

Listen, I'm giving you a call.

Uh you you happen to be um uh in a relationship with a w with a black man.

I'm I am all right.

I'm sorry, who is this?

I'm sorry, my name is Brian.

Uh well, I don't want to give my uh full name, but it's Gia Diah.

Gia Diah Malcolm.

Okay, and and I'm sorry, why are you calling?

Okay, now you you you are a Caucasian woman, correct?

Okay.

Why I'm uh I'm still trying to get to why are you calling?

Uh uh well what what's going on is um uh I'm with an organization and we're calling people who are in interracial relationships and and from my understanding you are in a interracial relationship, correct?

Yes.

Okay.

I'm with NBFU.

And that's uh NBFU is no blacks for you.

And what we're doing is we're trying to get uh uh races to go back to dating each other, you know, which means Cartesian going back to You I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

At first I I don't know who you think you are calling my house, but that's just not gonna happen and I don't know where this organization is based out of.

I mean you must be some country bumpkin or something 'cause this is like two thousand and nine and you have just really called the wrong house.

Okay, well no one uh uh uh NBFU, ma'am, has been around since uh the early nineteen forties.

Yeah, I can imagine I can imagine that.

I'm sure at some point you guys have to shut the shit down 'cause this is this ridiculous.

Do you know I mean Obama's mother was white.

Are you gonna go knock on his door too?

What the hell are you talking about?

Well, I mean for real.

What I'm trying to do is get the rest of the country to understand.

What is this?

No black.

And that's what I'm saying.

What I'm trying to say is trying to tell us we can't be together because you're black and I'm white.

He's calling

Yo, what's up?

Who this?

Uh uh uh uh uh uh okay, who who who who is this?

This is uh I'm a I'm a man, who this.

Okay, this is G uh Gia, Gia Dia Malcolm.

And what I'm doing, man, is we we you know, I'm with a organization called NBFU.

And NBFU, man, is no blacks for you, which what we're trying to do is we're trying to get all races to go back to each other.

Dude, what you talking?

Dude, you tripping, man.

You are what what what time Organization is that.

Y'all are tripping.

Okay, brother, let me ask you something.

You don't feel you don't feel empty without the sister on your side?

You don't feel empty without uh loving uh black woman on your side?

That's what I'm asking you, bro.

I got I got plenty of black women on my side, but that don't mean that I gotta be in a relationship with a black woman.

I'm in a relationship with a woman I love.

So that's what it's about.

And I don't feel empty.

That's the first problem with your organization right there.

Okay, okay, okay, but brother, what we're trying to do, man, we don't want to lose our race.

We don't want the blacks to lose the strength that we have.

And if blacks continue to date and mate with blacks, then we would be as powerful and stronger than any other race in the world.

Where where'd you get this number from, man?

Excuse me?

How'd you get this number in the first place?

Dude, I mean I ain't got time for all this, man.

This is some nonsense, bro.

How you why you calling us?

Hey man, because aren't y'all an interracial uh couple?

Well, yeah, but what difference is that, man?

That ain't none of your business.

Hey, but it is my business is I'm with I'm with NBFU.

No, who you are.

You are a black person that are integrated within another race, and what we're trying to do, man, is get you to understand to come back to your race and be comfortable and happy in your race.

Oh, you really fucked up now, dog.

Come back to my race.

I ain't never left my fucking race, dog.

You are tripping, yo.

And be fuck you.

Fuck you.

Y'all get off our phone, man.

Don't call here no more with that bullshit.

Do you think that you are happier with a Caucasian woman than you would be with a black woman?

Man, I I I don't even I don't even want to entertain this.

Don't call here no more.

Don't call here no more.

Do you but let me ask you something, brother?

Be a man and answer the question.

Oh, dog.

You know what?

You about to get your ass whooped, dog.

You you know what you really, you really gonna get your ass whooped.

Be a man.

I'm asking you to be a man.

And you know what?

If you bring your ass over here, you'll find out how much of a grown ass man I am.

Hey man, don't get your ass whooped, man, while I'm in the middle of asking you these questions.

Because I ain't got no problem coming over there.

I got your phone number.

I got your address too.

Bring your ass on over here and see what you find.

I'm asking you about these relationships, man.

Are you more comfortable in a relationship with a Caucasian woman than you are with a black woman?

Dog, I told you, man, it ain't even about that.

And we ain't even going into that.

So look, this please, brother, can you stop calling here?

Don't call my girl and wolf.

We're calling all interracial people around the country.

That's what NBFU does.

We call all of y'all and we try to talk some sense into you and see if you can change the world and go back to the races from which is you came.

You're tripping, y'all.

You're really tripping, man.

You know what?

Obviously you you this a mental institution you're calling from because there's something wrong with you, motherfucker.

So look, don't call here no more.

And we ain't got no more problems, right?

I'm going to your your girl's job and I'm talking to her face to face tomorrow about this whole situation.

And you know what?

And you're gonna get your ass whooped.

No, I ain't getting my ass whooped.

I'm going tomorrow and I'm talking matter of fact, I ain't even called to talk to you.

You put her back on the phone to hell with you.

Put her back on the phone.

Show up at her job tomorrow and see what happens.

I'm showing up at her job.

Put her back on the phone.

Show up at her job tomorrow and see what happens.

You gonna mess around and get your ass whooped.

See, you done got with this white girl, and you know what, man?

You didn't change, man.

You changed.

You don't know me from the beginning, dude.

How you gonna come down and change?

You don't know me?

I I look at I know how you brothers get, man.

I'm as black as I ever was.

You can't measure my blackness because of who I'm dating.

You show up at a job tomorrow, you're gonna get your ass whooped.

You ain't gonna sit here and threaten me, man.

I am with anyone.

You you done worked him up and now I'm worked up.

You're you're done.

You're done.

I don't know where you're calling from, and I doubt it's from anywhere around where we live because everybody around here lives in two thousand and fucking nine.

So you can stop calling the house.

I'm coming to get

Listen to me.

Please do.

Are you listening to me?

Matter of fact, you can have your man at your job at lunchtime.

Not only am I gonna talk to you at lunchtime, I'm gonna whoop his hands while I'm there's not gonna be any talking.

You show up, there's not gonna be any talking.

Yeah, it's gonna be because me and you have a discussion to uphold.

NFU won't speak to you.

You know what?

There's a saying arguing with the fool makes you a fool.

So this conversation is fucking over.

Can I say one more thing to you?

What?

First

you and your your man the b.

I need both of y'all to be on the phone.

Y'all have a speakerphone.

Just say it.

Oh, y'all.

Where he at?

Is you listening to?

I'm right here.

What you want?

Because I'm gonna whoop your ass tomorrow.

Is you listening?

Oh

is this?

I don't know.

This is this is just come on tomorrow.

I'm I'm waiting for you, bro.

Come on.

Can I tell y'all something?

What?

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Hobbin morning show.

You just got pranked by your girlfriend Lorraine.

Oh my goodness.

Wow.

Okay, he he's about to take his blood punch back again.

What?

Hey, hey, hey, nephew Tommy.

I ain't never liked Lorraine no way.

Good.

I'm good now.

I'm good.

Hey man, y'all keep doing what y'all doing.

Y'all keep y'all relationship together.

Keep your head up, and y'all be happy.

But I gotta ask y'all before I leave, and I need to hear this from both of y'all.

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