No Blacks For You

Hello, I'm trying to reach uh Nicole F, please.

This is she.

How you doing?

Listen, I'm giving you a call.

Uh you you happen to be um uh in a relationship with a w with a black man, am I am I right?

I'm sorry, who is this?

I'm sorry, my name is Brian.

Uh well, I don't want to give my uh full name, but it's Gia Diah.

Gia Diah Malcolm.

Okay, and and w I'm sorry, why are you calling?

Okay, now you you you are a Caucasian woman, correct?

Okay.

Why I'm I I'm still trying to get to why are you calling?

Uh uh well what what's going on is um uh I'm with an organization and we're calling people who are in interracial relationships, and and from my understanding, you are in a interracial relationship, correct?

Yes.

Okay.

I'm with NBFU.

And that's uh NBFU is no blacks for you.

And what we're doing is we're trying to get uh uh races to go back to dating each other, you know, which means Caucasians going back to the You I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I first th I I don't know who you think you are calling my house, but that's just not gonna happen.

And I don't know where this organization is based out of.

I mean, you must be some country bumpkin or something.

And You have just really called the wrong house.

Okay, well no, when uh uh uh MBFU, ma'am, has been around since uh the early nineteen forties.

Yeah, I can imagine I can imagine that.

And I'm sure at some point you guys have to shut down, because isn't it this ridiculous?

Do you know I mean Obama's mother was white?

Are you gonna go knock on his door too?

What the hell are you saying?

I don't have time to knock on Obama's door.

He's busy doing it.

What is this?

No black for you.

And that's what I'm saying.

What I'm trying to say, we can't be together because you're black and I'm white.

He's calling

Yo, what's up?

Who this?

Uh uh uh uh uh uh okay, who who who who is this?

This is uh I'm uh I'm a man.

Who this?

Okay, this is G uh Gia, Gia Diah Malcolm.

And what I'm doing, man, is we we you know, I'm with a organization called NBFU.

And MBFU, man, is no blacks for you, which what we're trying to do is we're trying to get all races to go back to each other.

Dude, what you talking?

Dude, you tripping, man.

You are what what's what kind of organization is that?

Y'all are tripping.

Okay, brother, let me ask you something.

You don't feel you don't feel empty without the sister on your side?

You don't feel empty without uh loving uh black woman on your side?

That's what I'm asking you, bro.

I got I got plenty of black women on my side, but that don't mean that I had to be in a relationship with a black woman.

I'm in a relationship with a woman I love.

So that's what it's about.

And I don't feel empty.

That's the first problem with your organization right there.

That the premise is wrong.

Okay, okay, okay, but brother, what we're trying to do, man, we don't want to lose our race.

We don't want the blacks to lose the strength that we have.

And if blacks continue to date and mate with blacks, then we would be as powerful and stronger than any other race in the world.

How'd you get this number in the first place?

Dude, I mean I ain't got time for all this, man.

This is some nonsense, bro.

How you why you calling us?

Hey, man, but.

Because aren't y'all an interracial uh couple?

Well, yeah, but what difference is that, man?

That ain't none of your business.

Hey, but it is my business is I'm with if I'm with NBFU.

No you are you.

You are a black person that are integrated within another race, and what we trying to do, man, is get you to understand to come back to your race and be comfortable and happy in your race.

Oh, dog, you really up now, dog.

Come back to my race.

I ain't never left my fing race, dog.

You are tripping, yo.

And be you, you.

Y'all get off our phone, man.

Don't call here no more with that.

Do you think that you are happier with a Caucasian woman than you would be with a black woman?

Man, I I I don't even want to entertain this.

Don't call here no more.

Don't call here no more.

Do you but let me ask you something, brother?

Be a man and answer the question.

Oh, dog.

You you know what?

You about to get your whooped, dog.

You you know what you really, you really gonna get your be a man.

I'm asking you to be a man.

And you know what?

If you bring your over here, you'll find out how much of a grown man I am.

Hey man, don't get your

man while I'm in the middle of asking you these questions.

Because I ain't got no problem coming over there.

I got your phone number, I got your address, too.

Bring your on over here and see what you try.

I'm asking you about these relationships, man.

Are you more comfortable in a relationship with a Caucasian woman than you are with a black woman?

Dog, I told you, man, it ain't even about that.

And we ain't even going into that.

So look, just please, brother, can you stop calling here?

Don't call my girl no more.

We're calling all interracial people around the country.

That's what NBFU does.

We call all of y'all, and we try to talk some sense into you and see if you can change the world and go back to the races from which is you came.

You're tripping, yo.

You're really tripping, man.

You know what?

Obviously, you you this uh a mental institution you're calling from, because there's something wrong with you.

So look, don't call here no more, and we ain't got no more problems.

When I say this to you, I'm going to your your girl's job and I'm talking to her face to face tomorrow about this whole situation.

And you know what?

And you're gonna get your whooped.

No, I ain't getting my I'm going tomorrow and I'm talking matter of fact, I ain't even called to talk to you.

You put her back on the phone to hell with you.

Put her back on the phone.

Show us at her job tomorrow and see what happens.

I'm showing up at her job.

Put her back on the phone.

Show up at her job tomorrow and see what happens.

You didn't change, man.

You changed.

You don't know me from the beginning, dude.

How you gonna tell me I done changed?

You don't know me?

I I look at me.

I know how you brothers get, man.

I'm as black as I ever was.

You can't measure my blackness because of who I'm dating.

You show up at a job tomorrow.

You're gonna get your ass whooped.

You ain't gonna sit here and threaten me, man.

I am with you.

You you've done worked him up and now I'm worked up.

You're you're done.

You're done.

So you can stop calling the house and I'm gonna be.

I'm coming to get you.

Please do.

Are you?

Matter of fact, you can have your man at your job at lunchtime.

Not only am I gonna talk to you at lunchtime, I'm gonna whoop his while I'm gonna.

There's not gonna be any talking.

You show up, there's not gonna be any talking.

Yeah, it's gonna be because me and you have a discussion to uphold.

And just help you wants to see you.

You know what?

There's a saying.

Arguing with a fool makes you a fool.

So this conversation is f over.

Can I say one more thing to you?

What?

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Hobbin morning show.

You just got pranked by your girlfriend.

Oh my goodness.

Wow.

Okay, you he's about to take this blood pressure medication.

Well, hey, hey, hey, nephew Tommy, I ain't never liked no way.

I gotta ask y'all before I leave, and I need to hear this from both of y'all.

What is the baddest radio show in the land?

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