Number Twos Need Valentine's Too

You're listening to the Steve Hardy Morning Show.

It is time for the nephew

with today's prank phone call.

Nephew, what you got for us?

Everybody like it a different way, Shirley.

Everybody like it a different way.

Some people like it like this.

You got your title, I got mine.

You know, your strawberry later letter is.

I can't believe she likes it like that.

Where my title of my prank is number twos need Valentine's two.

You understand?

Number two.

Need Valentine's two.

What?

What?

What?

Why they can't have no candy?

Why they can't just

be a good thing.

Why they can't have some roads.

Don't say it like that, Carl.

Say number two.

Well, you know, they they need roses.

They they need flowers.

They need they need they need gifts.

They need their own man.

All this sharing all the Victoria's secrets, you know.

Hey, they they need these things.

So number twos need Valentine's too.

All right.

Now this is Tommy talking right here.

Okay.

Now Friday night on Ready to Love, it'll be Thomas Miles talking.

So I don't want y'all to separate them two, right?

I don't want, you know, y'all make sure you separate that.

That's two different people.

This time.

Okay.

Okay, Thomas Miles are gonna hit ready to love Friday night.

I think we have to swab it.

Yeah.

You have no choice.

See

if you want us to watch.

Yeah.

We're gonna have to draw separation.

I'm I promise you I'm not tuning in if you turn it on it.

Okay.

I understand.

I understand.

You spoke that's what you do in the morning.

You tune in for stupid in the morning.

I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna swab it up and be have some sense on Friday.

Saturday.

Saturday in Memphis.

I'm gonna be back to stupid, back to promise.

You see this you gotta know how to how to ride these waves, man.

It's gotta be hard though, ain't it?

It's rough.

That up and down is rough.

That is stupid.

When you go to bed, you be tired, don't you?

Exhausted.

Every day.

He said

You don't wall your ass out.

Woo.

Hey, let's go, cat dog.

Number twos need Valentine's too.

Hello.

Hello, I'm trying to speak with uh Mr.

Andre B.

He's actually not here right now.

Can I take a message for him?

Yes, defin my name is Zach, and I'm calling from the uh the f seasons hotel.

And I'm following up and trying to make sure we got you guys straight for uh Thursday.

We have you all scheduled on Thursday for our junior suite, and we have champagne that's already been ordered.

And I just wanted to follow up.

Make sure if you guys wanted any other amenities in the room.

We definitely have you guys scheduled for lunch at noon and the couple spa treatment is at is at four.

I'm following up.

I'm kinda like your um concierge, and I want to make sure that um if you guys need anything, we can get you taken care of.

Wait.

You're saying wait, wait.

You say your name is Zach from where?

I'm Zach, man from the uh from the f seasons hotel.

I'm calling about you guys um reservation that you have here at the hotel on

uh on Thursday.

Guys, what do you guys?

I don't have a reservation there.

So you're saying Andre has a reservation there on February thirteenth in a suite and lunch and a couple's massage.

Who who's a couple?

I'm not I don't know anything about this.

I'm his wife.

Um

can I can I can I'm gonna hold on to the couple of things.

Okay, I'm sorry, what's your name, ma'am?

Destiny.

Okay.

Wait, wait, wait, pause, pause, pause.

So you're calling from the f seasons because my husband, Andre has a reservation for the evening, starting with you're saying like lunch and a couples was inside, a couples massage on the day before Val.

Uh um

can I okay, hold on, ma'am.

Can I can I get you to hold on for a second?

I can't believe this.

I'm sorry.

That wasn't even meant for you.

Oh my god.

I'm I'm gonna beat his f can I get you to hold on for a second?

Yeah, yeah.

Oh my god.

Okay, I'll be right back.

I'll uh Oh my god.

I'll be right back.

Okay.

Uh Miss Destiny?

Yes.

And you don't even understand.

Oh my god.

We're gonna cancel that room.

Okay.

We're canceling the lunch.

We're canceling the couple's spa treatment.

All anything that is booked under his name, I would like to cancel it at this point in time.

Some

but I'm I'm not a I'm not allowed to cancel.

Only the person that has made the reservation can cancel.

I just can't.

I don't know.

If you don't mind me, I don't normally get personal.

How long have you guys been married, ma'am?

We have been married for eleven years.

And we have two children together.

So what is this?

This the day before Valentine's jump off day or something like that.

Oh my

God.

Thank you for this call.

I can't even

have to go out of town for work Thursday morning.

He wouldn't be back till Friday afternoon.

Okay, well let me ask you something.

Let me let me ask you something, Miss Destiny.

He I mean, you're gonna see him on the 14th, ain't you?

Seriously?

Are you fing are you kidding me right now?

I mean, I was just trying to look at the Are you kidding me right now?

You're talking about my husband is bringing some cramp to the f the f seasons.

He must like her.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Okay, but like I said, don't ask me no stupid sh like that about I'm gonna see him on the 14th.

Don't even ask me no dumb sh like that.

Y'all better hope y'all see him by the 14th and stuff.

Y'all won't be looking for his ass because I'm about to get in that for sure.

Is he crazy?

Oh my god.

Can I say something, Miss Destin, if you don't mind?

Don't say nothing stupid, Zach, okay?

Because I'm I'm really on the edge right now.

Okay.

I understand.

I understand.

I I'm I'm just playing, I guess, devil's advocate here.

Don't number twos need love too?

Goodbye, Zach.

Did she hang she done hung the call back?

Call back.

What?

Did you hang up on that?

What do you want?

Did you hang up on?

You damn right I hug up on you, you little unprofessional p.

I can't believe it.

You call here, get me on the phone, telling me some outrageous sh about my husband cheating on me, bringing some sh to the four seasons and all.

You know, I'm about to go whoop his ass.

I want to come down there and whoop your ass.

And you're gonna turn around and ask me like don't don't number two out there.

You better hope I don't run into you, okay?

If you see an angry black woman coming your way, know that it is me.

I'm coming for your little too.

Don't ask me no stupid sh like after my husband out here cheating on me.

We got kids and sh.

Okay, okay, let me ask you something.

Ain't your sister Latricia?

Ain't that your sister?

Wait, what you saying?

That my sister's coming down there with my husband.

No, no, no, I'm not saying that at all.

How the f do you know my sister?

Actually, who the f is this?

Who the f are you?

Do you have to know who I am?

Hell yes, because I want to make sure when I come down there to whoop your f I'm whooping the right person's ass.

Well, when you come down here, look for me.

Look for Tommy, nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Your suster, Latricia, got me to prank phone call you.

Oh, you dirty motherfuck.

Oh

I'm out here putting my boots on right.

You're about to go and ask the follow up.

Oh, okay, okay.

That's how we can play today.

All right, okay, nephew Tommy.

Yes, yes.

Okay.

I was fired up and ready to go.

Whoop somebody's

You know what?

Tell me.

He was right.

Somebody is gonna f you up.

And you know what?

I bet you it's gonna be a woman.

You gotta let me know what is the baddest, and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.

That's these holiday morning show and it's crazy nephew Tommy.

There it is.

I'll be back tomorrow with it.

All right, not stupid.

Stupid, not stupid.

Thank you, nephew.