Super Bowl Hotel Reservation Prank

Well, hello, I'm trying to reach a Martina, please.

Oh, she's not in right at the moment.

Can I take a message or something I can help you with?

Uh actually I'm uh giving a call to make sure uh double checking on confirmation for uh Mr.

and Mrs.

No, man.

Now uh that may be a mistake because she's going by herself.

I'm not going, so that just should be she should be Ms.

That's all.

Oh okay.

All right.

Well, I tell you what, we have we have her schedule.

We wanted to make sure we gave the confirmation.

And uh, you know, with a big weekend like this, we're double checking and making sure everybody's actually coming and getting their grooms because you know you're subject to get charged for it.

And we definitely have the honeymoon suite waiting on her.

Oh, honeymoon suite.

Man, we've been married 17 years.

What you talking about, honeymoon suite.

Well, we got you you you uh you say Mr.

and Mrs.

What's the name on that?

Miss Martina.

Is that right?

Yeah, that's my wife, yeah.

All right, and we've got Tony as well.

Who the what who the f is Tony?

My name is Vernon.

You say what now?

My name is Vernon.

Who the hell is Tony?

So I'm um wow.

We we have we're this is uh

I think y'all got the wrong one, man.

Okay, did you guys make reservations here at the hotel and for the Super Bowl weekend?

My wife is going this weekend to be with her sick auntie.

That's what she told me.

Now, I don't know nothing about no d and no, but you know what?

Yeah, keep talking to me.

Yeah, okay, Toyota.

Keep talking to me because uh this is getting real interesting right here.

Here.

She's coming to d for the club.

I have uh Mr.

and Mrs.

Martina and Tony Ker coming.

We have the um honeymoon suite here for the Super Bowl weekend.

Check it in tomorrow and checking out on Monday.

Oh no, you know what?

This is the b right here, because see, like I said, she told me she was going to see her sick auntie, and I told her, Cool, I paid for the damn ticket myself.

I got my tax return back and I paid for it my damn self so she can go out there.

And you telling me this hell for the main reservations and dusty.

I mean, what the hell?

I mean now, uh uh.

Uh uh Vic Victor what's your name again?

Vern my name is Vernon.

Okay, Mr.

Vernon, sir.

I I first of all I do apologize.

I'm just a you know, I'm all here in in the in the uh reservations, and uh basically they just got us calling because it's a big weekend and you know if you if you don't come in you'll you your car to definitely get charged.

So they gotta stop.

You know what?

Well, y'all better not charge nothing to my car.

Don't don't charge.

Matter of fact, I want to cancel this reservation.

She can fall back in as far as I'm concerned.

This is the letter walk her up in here right now.

Let her walk her up in here right now because see this is this is Okay, sir.

Let's let's just slow let's slow down a minute.

Let's slow down.

Maybe there's just a mistake here.

I mean uh No man.

Uh uh.

No wonder she told no wonder I'm like, she tell me she needed two hundred dollars for damn hotel me for the hotel room.

Yeah, well, actually it's uh well they must be splitting in here.

It's it's it's about four hundred and something a night for this room.

Excuse me?

She didn't pay that much for my damn wedding ring.

Uh uh Wow.

Okay.

Well I'll tell you what, sir, uh is there any way I can I can call back and speak to Martina so I can't never life call back to this, okay?

Because see, if you call back here talking about this because see, I don't know you normally answer this phone, okay?

This is her phone.

She went to go run an errand from me.

And but don't you never call this phone back again because see she ain't coming to d not this lifetime, she's not.

But uh I have I you know what I want to thank you though.

I appreciate you letting me in on what was up.

Yeah, knew it.

Okay, okay.

Mr.

Vernon, you slow down some, man.

Hang on.

Okay?

Now listen, what I have to do is I have to talk to the person that made the reservation in order to cancel it.

No,

you can counsel this right now.

But I need to hear that from Miss Martina that is canceled.

Trust me, when she gets back, she's gonna be able to talk to you.

You can cancel it now.

I'm telling you now, cancel it.

It ain't gonna be no honeymoon, okay?

We've been married for 17 years.

We got four kids, and I'm sitting back here and stop, cancel it now.

I'm telling you to count.

I cannot cancel it without speaking to her.

I tell you what.

You me you your best bit is to cancel that because if you put a charge on it, I'm gonna drive the d and find your what's your name?

Excuse me?

What's your name?

I'm Brian, sir.

Brian, if there's one charge on my critical, I will find you.

Sir, what do you mean you?

Do you have Tony's number where I can call him and maybe you know what?

You know what?

I will have Tony's number in a minute because I got her f phone.

I'm gonna go through it and find it because this is some and she's gonna give it with Tony.

So if you call back here, you're not gonna get her, because she's gonna be over there with that.

Okay, sir.

Now there's one more person that's on the that's scheduled on the room.

What?

Uh uh one more person.

What are they doing?

A threesome?

Uh I'm not sure.

Now I got another person on the on schedule on here.

This can't get no worse.

Come on with it.

You want to I'm sorry, you want the name of the street?

I want the name, yes.

Come on with it.

You told me everything else.

Okay, I got a a uh somebody named Nephew Tommy.

Excuse me.

Hey man.

And this is nephew Tommy, man, for the Steve Harvey morning show.

Your wife got me to prank phone call you.

Oh

I'm gonna DNA out there.

The DNA out of

Hey, man, okay.

That's who she's been talking to on the phone.

Yo, all right.

Yeah, you got me.

You got me.

Hey, Vernon, I gotta ask you, what is the baddest, and I'm talking about the baddest man radio show in the land.

Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Girls got cookies.

Come on, Keddaw.