Principal's Butt Cheeks Complaint

Hello?

Hello, I'm trying to reach Carmen.

Miss Miss Carmen.

Uh this is uh Nate, uh Master's Queen.

Um I'm the uh principal at the high school where your daughter goes, this is Mr.

Porter, uh Porter.

How are you doing today?

I'm I'm fine.

Is everything good?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Every every everything is everything is fine.

Now your daughter is uh tenth grade, Crystal, right?

Correct.

Okay, okay.

I want to make sure I'm, you know, we got so many kids with the same names.

I wanted to make sure I had the right person.

Um, so here's the issue.

Uh you say your name was Nate?

Yeah.

Okay.

Nate, what we uh the problem we're having here at the school is I don't know if you are aware of it, but when your your wife drops Crystal off at school, we've got the parents as well as some of the teachers.

They're they're complaining about what she's uh what she's wearing.

What your wife is wearing.

Yeah, what she's wearing when she drops the kids off.

Evidently her clothes are are very uh skimpy and and her butt cheeks.

Her butt cheeks are out, you know.

I don't know if she's I haven't uh actually seen her, but I've been getting uh these reports from uh we've been getting that's a little strange to me.

I'm I'm I'm typically at work.

Uh I mean, I don't know what she's wearing.

I'm a I'm gonna have to uh talk to her uh later on today.

Okay, well what I what I was gonna uh suggest is uh you know, I actually I thought I was uh calling her phone.

I didn't know I was I was gonna get you.

But um what I wanted to do is get her to come up here so I can see what she wearing.

You know?

Oh no, no, no.

I I I think I I I got this handled, dude.

I got I I can take care of it.

Well, well, well, I I think it's gonna be better for both of us.

Like if I was to able to see her uh in the and and let her uh look look, Clay, look, look, look, I got it.

My daughter this is not even really concerning my daughter.

This is uh, you know, this is this is above that pay grade.

Let me let me handle it.

So um, you know, you know, my daughter going to principal's office is one thing, I'd be on top of that, but I'm definitely gonna be on top of this.

So I like I said, I I think I got this handled.

Right.

Now what now your wife Carmen, is is she there?

Uh yeah.

Okay, uh I mean, is there any way I can talk to her?

No, I got like I told you, I think I think I got this one.

Um I can take care of this.

Um and you know, my my thing is I I've already told you that three times.

I don't know where you really go on with this.

Uh, you know, I'm gonna I'm gonna talk to her and get the situ uh situation rectified as soon as I can.

Okay.

But we don't you know you don't need to you don't need to see her, you know, uh talk to her or not like that.

But being the being the principal here at the school, sir, uh like I said, um, you know, I'm I'm just trying to, you know, handle the school in an orderly fashion and make sure that uh all things are taken care of around here and we have no issues and no problems.

So what I what Well, Clay, you're not talking to my daughter, you're talking to me.

I'm I'm I'm a I'm a I'm a husband, I'm a father.

I'm telling you, when I tell you I gotta handle, I got it handled.

I understand that.

But I but I've talked to the wife.

But I have to handle my school though.

You understand that?

I have to handle the school.

I will drop my daughter off myself.

Okay, I understand that.

Well well no, I mean, do I need to come up there and talk to you?

No, I need your wife to come talk to me.

I need to see what she be wearing.

You don't need to talk to my wife.

Look, Clayer, do you have Wife?

I I I yeah, I have a wife.

Can come to my office.

Well what what what what do you what do you what are you what are you talking about?

No, what are you talking about that my wife needs to come and and and and so you can inspect her outfit.

I'm not playing that game, player.

I'm not we not doing that.

Okay, I need to see what your wife be wearing when she's dropping these keys.

Give me a cell phone, I'll send you a picture.

Hey man, hey man, I uh I think we must have gone down the wrong uh street with this conversation.

Yeah, no, we down definitely down the wrong boulevard on this one, player.

Okay.

Let me let me just make it very clear to you.

My wife, you seeing that in the office and all that, maybe we're gonna come up there tomorrow if it's gonna be me and her.

She's not coming up to the principal's office.

We don't need to do all that.

But we don't have a problem with you.

We just need her.

I just need to see.

No, you you're gonna have a problem with me if we keep going down this road right now.

Okay, so so bruh, so it's okay for her to have her butt cheeks out when she dropped the kids off, but as soon as I want to have her come out of office for a meeting about this situation.

Well, right now, right now, you her uh her ass you said you claiming uh her butt pieces out, like she's out right now.

You out of pocket.

Okay, no, it was out of pocket when she pulled up and got out the car and her butt was out of pocket.

That's when it was out of pocket.

So so what you can't do, Nate, is be mad at me about what your wife then put on and wore up here to the school.

Look, man, like I said, I'm gonna I'm gonna do what I gotta do on this on this end.

Your end is to handle what's going on in your school.

Well, evidently you're not handling that in over there.

So that's why I'm stepping up as the principal of the school saying I need to have a meeting, uh, a private meeting with your wife, so me and her and I can talk about what she's wearing.

Look, man, I done told you several times.

Her coming up there on her own is not gonna happen.

So this is where we at right now.

You know what?

F you.

Not gonna happen.

Say what?

Say what you say?

F you.

If it's gonna happen tomorrow, I'm gonna come up there, drop my daughter up and come see you.

So you coming here tomorrow?

Absolutely.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

So are you bringing uh Miss Carmen with you?

Don't worry about who's with me.

I'm not a telephone tough guy, money.

I'm coming up there to handle this right now.

Because you out of fing pocket.

That this is how it's going down.

There will be no butt cheeks coming out tomorrow.

What it's just gonna be a coming out the car on some real.

You understand?

What's your f name again?

I'm d reported, the principal here.

All right.

There'll be no butt cheeks tomorrow.

You will see me coming out the f car.

Oh, okay, okay, okay.

Uh well, there is there is another issue we got here on the table.

And what is that?

So, Miss Carmen, she told you about uh uh uh the conversation she's been having with Tommy.

Who the f is Tommy?

So that once again, so your wife ain't telling you not.

So she she hasn't told you nothing about her talking to Tommy.

No.

Dude, I don't want to play games, man.

Who's Tommy?

Okay, so okay, okay.

Do you know who I'm a plane, my man.

Okay, okay, cool.

Do you know who nephew Tommy is from the Steve Harvey morning show?

Do you know him?

Yeah, I know who

my man.

He was about to catch a bad one tomorrow morning.

Nate, you just got pranked by your wife Carmen, baby.

Hey, at least he knows butt cheeks and all still love her.

Oh my God.

Wow.

Oh man, I gotta ask you something before we go, baby.

What is the baddest, and I mean the baddest, radio show in the land.

Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Yeah, Dog, here it is.