Daycare Calls About the Child
A brief call begins with the daycare owner introducing himself to a child's mother and asking about the child, but the conversation is cut off before the exchange or reveal.
Nephew Tommy
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Child held back from school
A principal claims a mother's son failed kindergarten and must repeat the grade, despite her report card showing promotion. She refuses the decision and learns from Tommy that her girlfriend Felicia arranged the call.
Church Bans the Family
A deacon says a woman's jailed sons are making the church look bad and implies her family may be barred. She vows to keep attending until her husband reveals that he arranged the call.
Only One Derrick
A fake fellow parent pressures Patricia to rename her daughter because his child is supposed to be the only Derrick at school. After she refuses, he threatens to have classmates use a different name before revealing the prank.
Braids at Private School
A caller claims that other Black parents at a private school want a girl's braids removed so she appears more polished. Her father angrily defends her, threatens the caller, and is pranked by his husband.
Secret Marriage and Pregnancy
A caller tells Darren's father that his son secretly married a college classmate and may have gotten her pregnant. Both fathers threaten violence while defending their children, and Tommy eventually reveals the setup.
Ballet Shoes at Daycare
A daycare worker calls a father to report his son wears pink blankets and ballet shoes and snaps his fingers in a circle. The father gets irate and threatens to come down, until the prank is revealed.
Bus Stop in My Driveway
Tommy poses as a school bus driver and a parent demands that the bus stop at his driveway to pick up his son. The driver refuses, leading to threats and a heated argument.
Nappy Hair
A fake representative of the black parents' group calls a mother to complain that her daughter's braids look ghetto and offers to straighten her hair. The mother fiercely defends her child before the reveal.
Adoption Agency
A man calls a father claiming the adoption agency approved him to pick up the man's two-year-old son Clarence Jr. today. The father threatens violence and defends his parenting before learning his brother set up the prank.
Football Mom Fight
A father calls another parent claiming his son will take her son's quarterback position, accusing her of sleeping with the coach.
Change Your Daughter's Name
A man calls Patricia claiming his daughter is also named Derek and asks her to change her daughter's name at school.
Valentine's dance with hotel room
A father calls a mother to arrange a Valentine's dance date for their kids, then mentions he booked a hotel room for them, causing the mother to go off.
Kindergarten retention due to coloring
Principal calls a mother to say her son must repeat kindergarten because he can't color inside the lines, leading to a heated argument about race and parenting.
Principal's Corporal Punishment
New principal calls a parent to announce he's reinstating corporal punishment and will paddle kids, but the parent threatens him.
Ballet Shoes at Daycare
A daycare worker calls a father to report his son is wearing ballet shoes and a pink blanket, leading to anger.
Your toddler is too fat
Daycare owner Kirby calls Kathy and says two-year-old Devon is too fat, drinks a gallon of milk, and will get apples, water, and SlimFast. She says her son is coming at 6:30 for full meals, then hears girlfriend Lucretia pranked her.
Your daughter bit my son
Tommy calls Kira and claims her four-year-old bit his son at the children's academy. She hangs up, calls him a weekend dad, and the fight turns into threats until he reveals the prank and asks for the show.
Pre-K Held Back
A fake principal calls a mother to say her son must repeat kindergarten because he can't color or do arithmetic, but she fiercely defends her child.
School complains about braids
A school principal calls a mother to say her daughter's braids give off a "ghetto" look and asks her to straighten her hair, causing the mother to threaten him.
Curry Goat Birthday Prank
Tommy calls a Jamaican man to complain about curry goat being served at a child's birthday party, leading to a heated cultural argument.
School Bus Weight Limit Prank
A mother is told her son can't ride the bus because he weighs over 125 pounds, sparking discrimination claims.
Bus Weight Limit (Reprise)
The same bus weight prank is played again with Trina and her son Devin.
Cheerleader Too Heavy
A fake camp director tells Angela her daughter is too heavy to be on top of the cheerleading pyramid and suggests she be a base instead. Her friend Rochelle set up the prank.
Homeschool Teacher Prank
A fake e-learning official tells Nikki she is failing at homeschooling her daughter Jasmine and could hold her back a grade.
Life Insurance Testicle Removal
A doctor calls Brian to say his life insurance is denied until he removes a testicle due to parasites. Brian is horrified and refuses.