Probation Drug Test Positive

Hello.

Hello, I'm trying to reach a flee.

This is she.

Hello, uh this is Officer Rogers from the uh probation department.

Yes.

Sir.

Listen now, um, you have been uh on probation for a little over a year now, am I right, Faye?

Yes, sir.

You're correct.

Now you're supposed to be serving two years probation?

Two.

All right.

Now, um giving you a call, actually, uh bringing you a bit of bad news, and I I hate to do this, but you you came in, Faye, a couple um couple weeks ago and did a did a uh drug test.

Am I right?

Uh-huh, I sure did, I did.

All right, now, Faye, I don't I hate to bring bring you some bad news, but the actual drug test that you took has come back positive.

Oh, you said lie.

That's a lie.

That's a lie.

That's a d lie.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Now you came in a couple weeks ago, you took a drug test.

This drug test has actually come in positive.

Now, what I want to say to you is this.

You're gonna have to actually No, sir.

My test wasn't positive.

You got the wrong person.

Hold on a second.

I either need you to f to come in to me or I don't and I don't want to save the embarrassment of having to send the car out to pick you up.

Now give a d not much embarrassment you're talking about, sir.

I gave you some f and my f was good.

Ma'am, right now I got you all okay.

Uh you have a positive drug test.

You have you you you come up positive, ma'am.

Now you're gonna use your did they use your if they use mine.

We used the one that you brought us.

Now it must have been the wrong one.

Couldn't have been.

I'm sorry, sir, but I wouldn't have gave you no bad urine.

It just wasn't me.

Ma'am, I don't want to have a back to jail.

I don't even know why you would call me with this nonsense.

I got children.

I'm trying to do right.

I don't know why you would call me.

I wouldn't have gave you no bad.

That's not me.

You said lie.

Ma'am, listen.

You actually have to come in and do another three months now.

Oh, sir.

Y'all can come pick me up.

I can follow you right now.

I can f in your hand if you want me to.

Ma'am, your your urine has come back positive of drugs.

Now, I don't I don't know any other way to explain it to you.

You've been actually evidently you Drugs again.

Sir, I'm trying to tell you.

I don't use no d drugs.

I've been clean for a year and some months now.

You got the wrong d That's not my

telling you that.

How do you know it's not yours, ma'am?

It's his got your name on the lid, everything.

You have come back positive.

Well, evidently you put your name on it, cuz that ain't my fan would have came back.

My p would have came back good.

You can't call me and tell me I gave you some bad.

Can't call me and tell me that.

That's a negative, sir.

That's a double negative.

It's not a double negative, it's a double positive.

You've actually come back positive.

Say is written here on the actual cup.

Maybe you have more than one faith.

No, no, we don't have more than one faith.

You're the only faith.

I've actually double checked that myself.

You need to either come in or we're gonna have to come out and haul your behind in here.

Well, I need you to come right now because I got the f right now.

Come right now.

Come on.

Are you trying to tell me that if I come and pick you up and take your urine now, your urine is gonna come up negative?

Is that what you're saying?

I'm telling you that.

You're double positive with that.

My urine is gonna come up negative.

Ma'am, I I hate to t uh uh I don't want to come out, haul you in in front of your family, but you're actually gonna be coming in and you're gonna do three months.

That's all I can tell you.

It's one of the two.

Might be both.

You got the wrong, you got the d wrong faith.

I'm letting you no positive f I ain't no positive.

I'm trying to tell you I got kids.

I mean, I I had no positive.

Listen, ma'am, I'm telling you one more time.

You either want to come in or want me to come and get you.

Which one?

Let me tell you what I want you to do.

I want you to find out who the f you have.

Cause that ain't my d don't call me no b no and tell me nothing about you got some some that is that is not good.

I gave you some good.

How many times I got to f.

Y'all.

Y'all keep picking up people, falsely accused and folks.

Y'all had me saying some time.

Miss my children.

Now I'm hot.

I've been giving you good and you still wanna f with me.

I'm tired.

I ain't giving you no bad calling no more with no like that.

And where is my probation officer?

You say your name is what My name is Officer Rogers.

I don't know, Officer Rogers.

Like I said, you might be the reason why the came back positive.

You might be the reason.

I need to speak with Mr.

W.

That's my probation officer.

Officer now, I have clean at all times.

Mr.

Rogers, you shouldn't be calling me.

I should be calling you because I'm gonna evidently I'm gonna have to come down and haul your behind in myself.

Well, you can bring your f home.

And when you come, you bring Mr.

with you.

He'll let you know I don't have no positive.

You can come to my job.

I got I you got let me know what there's one more there's one more thing that I need to bring your f home.

Come on right now.

Come on.

I got one more thing I need to say to you.

Are you listening to me?

What is it, sir?

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

You just got pranked by your sister

Allen.

I know one thing, y'all play too f much.

Y'all play too much.

Say you alright.

No positive

scared the hell out of me.

She had me thinking I was doing drugs and didn't know about it.

Somebody

knows.

I need y'all not to play with people like that.

Okay.

Say you all right.

Hell no, I'm nervous as hell.

It's your sister.

She put me up to it, baby.

Well, when you ever see her, you see what she looked like, I'm gonna beat the hell out of her.

I got one more question for you, baby.

You got to tell me this.

What is the baddest?

I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land.

The Steve Harvey Morning Show.