Somebody broke into the house

Hello. Hello. Hey, who there? Can you hear me? Yeah. Who is there? This Raymond, Raymond Henderson.

Man, speak up. I can't hear you. Who? This is Raymond, Raymond Henderson. Man, speak up. I can't

hear you. Who is this? Raymond, Raymond Henderson. Name? Raymond. Veranda is my sister. Veranda

What's up?

What's up, man?

What's up?

Somebody done broke in the house.

They in the house right now.

I'm in the car.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Man, damn, I barely can hear you.

What you saying?

Somebody done what?

Somebody done broke in the house.

Why the hell you whispering?

Because they in the house right now.

I'm scared.

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

You saying somebody done broke in the goddamn house and they still in there?

Somebody done broke in the house.

I'm in the house now.

Hold on.

Wait a minute.

I don't know what to do.

I don't know what to do.

I don't know what to do.

Oh, this is fucked up.

Okay, where you live at?

Where you live at?

I'm on 36th Street.

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Man, what the fuck you got in the house?

Man, you know what?

This shit is bad, Doc.

You know what?

You'll send your ass up in there.

That's probably why they're in that goddamn house.

Now, you'll set your ass up in the house.

That's who's in there, man.

I guarantee you that.

What you got in there?

I can't say it.

I can't say it.

You know what man, let me tell you something. I'ma tell you the best goddamn thing to do even though the people in your house right now

You need to just let me talk man. You need to let me call today. I'm lost

I'ma tell you now I get called alone. Hello. I get my wife to call right now

Man, but I'ma tell you something, man.

Honestly, I can't do a goddamn thing

because I ain't finna go down there.

Now, I'ma tell you something.

I can...

This fool's gonna pretend to be

don't even call a damn law.

For one, they ain't told me no shit like this.

What you in the...

What you got in the house?

You know what, man?

Look at here, Doc.

I'ma be honest with you.

I ain't finna go down there.

I'ma tell you right there now, shit, man.

You know what?

First thing I'ma tell you now,

you probably got some shit up in there.

Folks now I'm gonna take my ass down there first of all stay maybe tapping my damn line and I ain't got shit to do

I call the law.

I'm going to have my wife right now.

You know what?

You may not like it now, but you'll appreciate me later.

Cause you know what?

You have to get your money.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Just whisper.

I think they are.

Man.

You know what?

This is some crazy shit.

Doc.

You don't set your ass up.

I'm going to call you.

For one.

You better keep.

I'm going to tell you right now, you're a damn fool you walk out.

Because I'm going to tell you now, they sure going to kill your stupid ass.

But you know what?

I ain't going to lie to you, man.

The only thing I can tell you, damn man, I can call the law.

But you know what?

If you got drugs in that damn house, you finna go down.

And I'm going to tell you now, I ain't going down with your ass.

I don't know why you really even called me unless you want some help.

Because I'm going to tell you right now, I ain't going to jeopardize myself

nor my damn family over your ass around here to sell some dope to somebody

that ain't even come in the damn house.

The only thing I can do, I can help you out in one way.

I can call the law.

What you want me to do?

I ain't going you know what man look look I can't get in that shit and my wife and I were to call the police

I'ma tell you right now. They finna come

Can you can you hear me? Yeah, I can hear you

Shut up

Shut your damn mouth right now

Shoot the shit out of him.

Don't peek out that damn door.

Can I say something?

Man, you need to shut your damn mouth.

This is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

You know what?

You just got pranked by your boy, Wendell.

You just got pranked.

You just got pranked.

Why y'all so dirty?

I do damn well, man.

by your boy, Wendell, man.

I'm sweating like hell

sitting up in this damn house

with drawers, old man.

If you sit up here,

want to play with...

Man, look at here, boy.

I'm sweating like hell.

Why are you sweating?

He was finna die

because I damn sure

no one's finna come down

to that house.

That's for sure.

I know you weren't coming to the house.

I heard it in your voice.

I said, okay, you know what?

He ain't coming to get me.

Man, I'm sitting up here

right now, man.

I might need to take off

and work, boy.

Hey, let me ask you something, man.

What is the baddest radio show in the land?

Can't be nobody but the Steve Harvey's morning show with none other than nephew Tommy with his crazy ass.

I got you, baby.

Who's this?