The Church Microphone
Doug calls church media director Andre about his cousin's microphone mysteriously dying every week, then threatens to confront him at church. Tommy reveals that the microphone problem and confrontation were part of the prank.
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Doug calls church media director Andre about his cousin's microphone mysteriously dying every week, then threatens to confront him at church. Tommy reveals that the microphone problem and confrontation were part of the prank.
A fake hospital contact tells a man that his heart transplant came from a Black donor named Troy and pressures him about race, politics, and music. The man becomes suspicious before learning it was a prank.
Tommy calls a cemetery administrator claiming his family prayed over the wrong grave.
A man pretends to be a nephew calling about dresses being made for a large family event, creating confusion before the prank reveal.
A student affairs officer calls Trevor claiming he plagiarized an essay and won't graduate, causing Trevor to panic about his family coming.
Jason claims he bought Marcus's house and demands the family move out by Sunday, despite their two-year lease.
A repeat of the prank where a father demands another family rename their daughter Derrick.
A man calls a father claiming the adoption agency approved him to pick up the man's two-year-old son Clarence Jr. today. The father threatens violence and defends his parenting before learning his brother set up the prank.
A church official calls a woman to tell her that her sister had an affair and the family is banned for a 'Jezebel spirit', which enrages her.
A man calls a caterer claiming she stole his Teflon pots and crystal dishes. She denies it and insults his family, leading to a heated argument and a prank reveal.
A funeral director calls Keith to say he's been removed from the program for his aunt's funeral because he won't stick to the three-minute time limit.
Bryce calls Marcus claiming his wife Tina is actually his long-lost brother Tim. Marcus is furious before learning his wife Tina set up the prank.
An attorney calls a woman about her grandmother's inheritance, but another family member has signed for it, causing a dispute.
A cousin calls to say the family doesn't want Glenda's mother's famous dressing, leading to a heated argument.
Barber Sean tells Mr. Guillory he left his family's comb and brush in the casket with uncle C.M. Guillory and wants the body brought up. Guillory breaks down and refuses, then learns his boy Scotty set the call up.
Deacon Patterson calls Brother Adrian on New Year's Eve and insists he come down to church that night to bring in the new year with the congregation.
A man suggests holding a funeral at a nightclub because the deceased loved the club, shocking his friend.
Tommy claims to be K Dog, a recently released inmate who protected the caller's brother in prison and now demands $10,000. The caller threatens him.
A funeral home owner calls about a tombstone with the wrong name and date, and the angry relative threatens to dig up bodies.
Tommy calls a Jamaican man to complain about curry goat being served at a child's birthday party, leading to a heated cultural argument.
Tommy poses as an immigration officer and tells Franklin Johnson that all people with the last name Johnson in Tennessee are not free and must report to immigration by 6 PM. Franklin gets angry and accuses the caller of being an Uncle Tom.
A man offers a woman a high-paying lifeguard job at a gated community pool where adults swim nude and the lifeguard must also be nude. The woman is shocked and refuses.
A cemetery official calls to say the land was sold and bodies must be moved for a freeway, and the relative threatens him.
Bartender Jay Will calls Anthony to return his left credit card, then admits he used it for gas, uniforms, and car repairs before the call is cut off.
A grieving man tries to convince a funeral home to put three bodies in one casket to save money, leading to a heated exchange.
Tommy calls a truck driver named Lloyd, claiming he hit his mama's maple tree and tore limbs off it. Lloyd insists he was never on the street that day.
A man calls Gordon about an apartment listed in the newspaper, then says he wants to hold yoga classes in the backyard.
A repeat of the bartender credit card prank: the bartender admits using Anthony's card and Anthony threatens him.
A man invites a neighbor to a fight party but then asks to run 4,000 feet of cable from his house to watch the fight illegally.
An HOA caller gives Mr. Wilson two weeks to move a dead car, a camper, and the boat his late father left him. Wilson says that boat is the only thing his daddy gave him and threatens anyone who comes to tow it.
A student from Black Awareness Mission calls a woman saying her boyfriend has a sex tape with another girl, causing outrage.
A neighbor asks to use another neighbor's pool for his son's birthday party during the pandemic, leading to a fight about safety and race.
Posing as a delivery driver, Tommy tells Chad's wife Davina that Chad's ex-wife Dorita sent him a Valentine's fruit basket. Davina demands a manager and unloads until Tommy says Chad set up the call.
A man calls his brother's ex claiming the child isn't his brother's and demands eight years of child support back.
A caller argues with Steve Harvey about his relationship book, then reveals Steve has been pranked.
A truck driver is told he's being transferred to South Africa for six months, causing him to quit in anger.
A rep from Wife Correctional Services calls George to offer reprogramming his wife, insulting his manhood.
A caller claims the minister who married a couple was never ordained, so their nine-year marriage and children are invalid.
Tommy poses as a confidential service asking whether a man's wife disrespects him, controls his TV time, and buys his clothes, offering to reprogram her. The increasingly suspicious caller threatens to find him before the reveal.
A man is told his nine-year marriage is void because the reverend who married them was never ordained, making his children bastards.
A man calls a heart transplant recipient claiming the heart came from his brother, then makes odd requests.
A Walgreens manager calls about a defective condom recall, causing a wife to suspect her husband of cheating.
Robert calls a chicken restaurant ordering 125 pieces for a repast, then calls back wanting only 10 pieces, causing the cook to threaten him.
Tommy calls a neighbor complaining about too many cars parked on the street from a home mechanic business. The mechanic tries to defend himself, but the neighbor threatens to call the homeowners association and a tow truck.
Tommy calls a man pretending to be hiding in a closet while intruders are in his house.
After a short on-air intro, a party-rental clerk with a heavy stutter calls Jason to confirm tables, chairs, a margarita machine, and tents for his sister's party. The bit is cut off before the reveal.
Nephew Tommy calls a woman who goes on a profane rant about Bill Cosby's sexual assault allegations and Steve Harvey's Miss Universe mistake before saying she's tired and leaving church.
A doorman tells a married man that another man has been entering his apartment and leaving underwear behind. The increasingly furious husband demands surveillance footage and threatens the doorman until the prank is revealed.
Funeral director John says wife Diane already picked a casket and needs the tombstone name for Robert, who is very much alive. Robert threatens to come to the funeral home, then learns his wife set up the prank.
Neighbor Greg, armed with an HOA number, tells James the Christmas lights have to come down by tomorrow evening. James says his mother loves them and promises a baseball bat if anyone touches the house.
A man calls a caterer claiming she served rabbit instead of chicken at a party. She denies it and gets angry.
A caterer calls Tammy to apologize for accidentally serving rabbit instead of chicken at her aunt's birthday party and offers a small credit.
A man calls another man accusing him of stealing his Jesus statue from the yard, leading to a confusing and angry argument.
Tommy calls Kira and claims her four-year-old bit his son at the children's academy. She hangs up, calls him a weekend dad, and the fight turns into threats until he reveals the prank and asks for the show.
A third pass of the Pink Stiletto call has Kimmy's father swear she will not dance and that he will not let the club get in the way of its money. After the reveal he is still hot and says no man wants to drag his daughter out of a strip club.
A caller says he wants to marry her for Christmas, then launches into an agitated speech about who has been in the house for ten years and who is allowed to talk about his mother.