Swinging Invitation

I'm trying to reach Danny.

Yeah, what's up, this Danny?

Hey Danny, how you doing?

My name is Paul, man.

How you doing today, bro?

I'm good, man.

I'm good.

What's up?

Uh hey man, I wanted to reach out to you, man.

Um uh about your wife.

You you you married to Nicole, right?

I wanna make sure I got the right person.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Uh-huh.

Now, who is this again?

Uh, my name is Paul, man.

I I know um I know Nicole, Nicole knows my wife.

My wife is Regina, and uh, you know, we know we know Nicole real well, man.

We was trying to uh we try to actually see about getting getting you guys to uh come out and uh maybe maybe go out uh uh on a double date, man.

We all g go out into town.

So you know my wife, Nicole.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

She she um uh I got your number out in the cole.

phone and um okay hold on wait wait wait what you mean you got my number out of Nicole's phone you you got you you you you I'm not understanding what's going on dog okay Lyon let me let me let me try to break this down to you man uh

myself my wife Regina

and Nicole

uh we we've all actually been hanging out lately you know within the last last six weeks to two months you know we've been hanging out you you now you ain't hanging out with my wife okay my my wife with me all the time bro so I uh you know you might want to you might have the wrong number nigga no no you you you Danny right I'm Danny

Okay and Nicole is is your wife Nicole is like about five foot four five foot five

and uh light light

that's my wife that's my wife but you ain't you ain't hanging out with her okay man I'm trying to explain to you what's going on and now if you want to listen to me cool I'm just trying Okay here here's what's up.

Get to your point man me, Nicole and my wife have been swinging.

That's some bullshit

that's some bullshit.

You know what?

You walking up the wrong tree dog.

You this some bullshit you you you know just this some bullshit man.

Hey man I I I wanted to I wanted to call you and and and tell you what was going on and see if you wanted to use my ass.

Call my ass nigga you got the wrong number for sure.

Trust me you got it.

Let's just break this down.

How many Danny is it dog?

It ain't that many.

So I mean damn dude I mean you gonna be in denial or you gonna go and accept what I'm trying to tell you.

I'm trying to make you come deny my

I'm trying to invite you to come hang out with me and the girls.

You know, do you wanna do you wanna I mean this might be something you might like if you try, man, because I mean we had a lot of fun with Nicole for what?

What the hell you mean you have fun with Nicole?

Nigga ain't no goddamn fun with Nicole nigga.

So what you trying to tell me?

You trying to tell me I was.

I'm telling you we had fun with Nicole.

I'm I'm trying to explain to you.

We we we we've done some.

Explain my hell no, fuck that.

Explain my goddamn ass.

This some bullshit.

Okay.

Number one, nigga, I know my wife.

And I know she ain't no bullshit like that.

Okay, and I ain't never heard of no guy, I ain't never heard of you and your motherfucking wife.

And we've been together for years, so this some bullshit.

Okay, well, well here's something you need to understand, man.

You know your wife.

I don't need to understand nothing.

You need to understand.

You know your wife, but I know her too.

I know her.

I know I know Nicole now.

I mean Nicole is

You know what?

Where you at?

I'm I'm rolling through the city right now.

I got some work I gotta do, but I'm just trying to.

Yeah, I I need to put my eyes on you.

I need to put my eyes on you, man.

Okay.

Hey man, do you wanna come do what we be doing or not?

So you trying to tell me

that my wife done been with another woman?

Yes, man, it's beautiful, dog.

You gotta see it, man.

Nigga, fuck you.

Man, dog, I'm just trying to keep it real with you, dog.

I was just trying to holler at you, man, let you know what was going on.

See, I'm thinking you might want to be a you know, uh, you know, try it yourself.

You know, that's all I'm thinking, man.

I ain't I ain't trying to start nothing.

You know what, motherfucker?

I don't know no goddamn Paul, I don't know no motherfucking Regina, and I don't know why the fuck you calling my goddamn phone.

And I tell you what, when my wife gets home, I'm gonna find out about this shit.

Cause this some bullshit, nigga.

This some bullshit, man.

Okay, dog, calm down though, man.

No, calm my ass.

You done called my motherfucking number.

How the hell are you gonna tell me to calm down?

You tell me you fucking my wife and you and my wife your wife speaking with my number.

My wife is a number, woman.

Hey man, Tommy is the one that told us that Nicole was down.

Who the fuck is Tommy?

Hey dog, nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Hey Danny, hey, hey, Danny.

This is nephew Tommy, man from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Your wife Nicole got me the prank phone call, you dog.

Man, that shit ain't even funny.

Wow.

Wow.

Hey man, you alright?

You alright, man?

Man, I'm glad I'm glad.

I glad this was just the the the the boarding show, man, and y'all just miss it.

But but but look here, man, somebody gonna fuck you up one day.

Boy, somebody gonna get your ass.

I hope you got a damn good insurance policy.

And I mean the baddest radio show in the land.

A number one, man.

Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Yeah, you got Yeah, you got me.

You got me.