They moved Grandmama off the table

I'm trying to, can I speak to the owner of the company?

This is he.

Is this Robert? The owner is Robert. Is this Robert?

Yes, sir, this is. This is Mr. Robert. How can I help you?

My name is Carruthers. Y'all, y'all cleaned, y'all cleaned my, uh, my, my house last week.

Okay.

the carpet. Somebody, somebody moved my grandmother off the coffee table and she's not in there

no more. Hold on one second for me, sir. Do you know what day did we clean your house

on, sir? Last Wednesday. Y'all cleaned my house. You said we came to your house on Wednesday

Hello?

You said your name is Carruthers and we came to your house on Wednesday.

If you don't mind, can I have your address, please?

Yo.

Big mama.

Big mama.

Okay, Mr. Carruthers, listen.

If your grandmother, now, was your grandmother laying on the carpet?

I mean, my guys don't move people, sir.

We would not have moved our grandmother.

My grandmother, she was on the coffee table.

Okay, okay, okay. I'm sorry. So you're saying that you're...

My guys would not have knocked over a vase or something like that,

or they would have told me if they knocked over something.

Are you sure that it was my cleaning service?

I ain't have.

No, nobody had no two different carpet cleaning services to come by in the same week, man.

Y'all the only ones came by there.

Y'all the ones that did it.

Y'all the ones moved my grandmama, and now my grandmama go.

Mr. Carruthers.

My grandmama go, man.

Mr. Carruthers, I'm sorry about that, but if you would give me your address,

I should have with my company that came by you.

I apologize, sir.

I'm sorry.

Big Mama.

Big Mama.

Big Mama.

Oh, I'm so sorry, sir.

Now, can you please just give me your address, sir?

Let me pull some information up in my system, and we can straighten all this out.

Hold on for one second, please.

Baby, do me a favor.

Go and ask Wayne and Robert Jr. to come in here for a second.

Hold on a second.

Somebody knocked over his grandma on the earth.

Big Mama!

Come and get down.

Big Mama been there.

She been on that coffee table for two years.

She been on that coffee table for two years.

It's not yawning.

Yawning, mister.

Mr. Carruthers, I'm sorry.

I'm trying to find out if...

You know what?

When I get myself together,

I'm going to come down there and I'm going to kick some...

at that damn place of yours.

You hear me?

Mr. Carruthers, now listen.

I'm going to do everything that I can to help you,

but now don't, don't, uh,

you're not going to threaten me on this phone.

You said you'd move my grandmama,

and I'm going to move your a** now.

You hear me?

I promise you, I'm going to tell everybody

not to use this damn carpet cleaning service,

because y'all don't know what the hell y'all doing.

No, no, hold the hell on.

Now, listen.

Now, now, uh, it took me a long time

to get my services together, sir,

and we do a real good job.

Now, you're not going to threaten me.

Grandmama, that's what y'all do. You move people's grandmama.

Sir, we have never had this kind of incident. As a matter of fact, we haven't had any incidents at all.

So, I'm going to do everything that I can. I'm sorry about your grandmother, sir.

We're going to get everything squared away for you.

I'm going to get an ad in the newspaper and tell everybody not to use this damn service. I promise you that.

I done told you once. Now, you're not going to blame me about my damn company no more. You understand me?

I'm going to sit there and tell me what you're going to do.

I done called my sons in here.

I done called my nephews in here.

They're the only ones that cleaned that goddarn carpet.

Now, I'm going to find out what happened, but you're not going to threaten my company.

You understand?

This is how I make my living.

Now, I don't know how you make your living, but this is how I make my living.

Y'all make y'all living by moving people's grandmamas, man.

You move my grandmama.

My grandmama ain't on the coffee table no more.

Sir, sir, I'm sorry that your grandma is not on your coffee table no more.

Look, I'll try to find out what happened.

We're going to get this fixed for you, but you got to work with me.

down there right now to do

damn office and start kicking some

have your boys there and have

your a** there too

oh you finna come down here come on

bring your a** come on down here right now I'm not scared

of you man I'm trying to help you and you want to

go off on me like that bro I don't give a

a** matter of fact come on down here right now you won't get me

even your address I don't even know where you are

I don't even know if we can go out I promise you I'm whooping

your boys a** and your a**

cause y'all done moved my grandma

you moved my grandmother man

and don't threaten me by my boy.

Now, that's my son.

I don't take that too lightly.

I will come personally to your house right now,

beat your a**,

and then come back and clean your house for free.

Do you understand me?

Don't you threaten my children,

and don't you threaten me.

Get off my damn phone.

I got one more thing I want to tell you, man.

What?

Is you listening?

What is it, man?

This is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

You just got pranked by your wife, dog.

Hello?

Hello?

Say hello.

What's up, man?

don't worry about it

that wasn't nobody

Tommy man you ain't right

you called me Tommy

now you got my son

and they're looking like

I'm going to bust up his head

you know how long it's been

since I had my son

you wrong for that Tommy

Let me ask you, man, what is, what is the baddest, and I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land?

Steve Harvey Morning Show player, man.

I listen to y'all every morning, man.

Y'all every morning.

Look here.

Why don't you tell Dr. Steve, man, y'all need to put a carpet cleaning award over in the hoodie wars, man.

Carpet?

We need a carpet cleaning, you mean a carpet cleaning category?

Carpet cleaning category, man.

Y'all need to go and put one in, man.

I'm telling you.

Hello?