Grandmother's Urn Moved

Cleaning service.

I'm trying to s can I speak to the owner of the company?

Isn't he?

Is this Rob you the owner is Robert?

Is this Rob Y Yes, sir, this is.

Is it Mr.

Robert?

How can I help you?

My name is Caruthers.

Y'all y'all clean y'all cleaned my uh my my house last week.

Okay.

And when y'all moved the furniture to clean the carpet.

Somebody somebody moved my grandmother off the coffee table.

And she not in there no more.

Hold on one second for me, sir.

Do you know what what day did we clean your house on, sir?

Last Wednesday.

Y'all cleaned my house.

Big mama.

It's it's it's okay.

Big mama.

Big mama.

Oh sir?

Hello?

You said your name is Caruthers and we came to your house on Wednesday.

If you don't mind, can I have your address, please?

Y'all.

Big mama.

Big mama.

Okay, Mr.

Caruthers, listen.

If if if we if your grandmother now was your grandmother laying on the carpet, I mean w my guys don't move people, sir.

Uh we would not have moved out of the case.

My grandma she was on the she was on the coffee table.

Her urn was on the coffee table.

Oh.

My grandmother passed.

Believe Elaine

Y'all and somebody moved it and now the vase is still having

the ashes is Okay, okay, okay.

I'm sorry.

So you're saying that you're oh Big Mama

Mr Mr.

Garruth, I am so sorry.

Um I just lost my grandmother not too long ago, sir.

I I know how you feel.

I now listen, my guys would not have knocked over uh a vase or something like that, or they would have told me if they uh knocked over something.

Are you sure that it was my clean service?

Yeah, I ain't have no nobody had no two different carpet cleaning services to come by in the same week, man.

Y'all the only ones came by there.

Y'all the ones that did it, y'all the one moved my grandmama.

And now my grandmama gone.

Mr.

Carruth.

My grandmama go, man.

Mr.

Carruthers, I'm sorry about that.

But if you would give me your address, I can confirm that that actually was my company that came by you.

I'm I apologize, sir.

Uh uh, I'm sorry.

Big mama

Big Mama.

Oh, I'm so sorry, sir.

Now, if can you please just give me your address, sir?

Let me let me pull some information up in my system and we can we can straighten all this out.

Uh h hold on for one second, please.

Uh baby.

Do do do me a favor.

Go and ask Wayne and Robert Jr.

to come in here for a second.

They have to be the ones to clean that man carpet on last week.

Hold on a second.

Somebody knocked over his grandmama early now.

Big mama

Come in here now.

Big mama's been there.

She's been on that coffee table.

She's been on that coffee table for ten years.

Mr.

Carruthers, I'm sorry.

I'm I'm trying to find out if it's You know what?

Uh when I get myself together, uh-huh.

I'ma come down there and I'ma kick some

at that damn place of yours.

You hear me?

Mr.

Carruthers, now now listen, I'm gonna do everything that I can to help you, but now don't don't uh you're not gonna threaten me on this phone.

And I'm I'm gonna move your s now.

You hear me?

I'm I promise you, I'm gonna tell everybody not to use this damn carpet cleaner service.

No, no, no ho hold the hell on now.

Listen.

Nah, now uh it it took me a long time to get my services together, sir, and we do a real good job.

Now you're not gonna threaten me.

Y'all move people, grandmama, that's what y'all do.

You move people's grandmamas.

We sir, we have never had this kind of incident.

As a matter of fact, we haven't had any incidents at all.

So Big Mama I'ma do everything that I can.

I I'm sorry about your grandmother, sir.

We're gonna get everything squared away from you.

I'm gonna get an ad in the newspaper and tell everybody not to use this damn service.

I promise you that.

I done told you once.

Now you're not gonna threaten me about my damn company no more.

You understand me?

You're not gonna put no ad in the newspaper, and you're not gonna sit there and tell me what you gonna do.

I done call my sons in here, I done call my nephew here.

They're the only ones that clean that goddamn old carpet.

Now I'm gonna find out what happened, but you're not gonna threaten my company.

You understand?

This is how I make my living.

Now I don't know how you make your living, but this I make my living.

I'm gonna make y'all living by moving people's grandmamas, man.

You move my grandmama.

My grandmama ain't on the coffee table no more.

Sir, sir, it's I'm sorry that your grandma's not on your carpet table no more.

Look, I'll try to find out what happened.

We're gonna get this fixed for you, but you gotta work with me.

I'm coming down there right now to do damn office and start kicking some.

How your boys there and have your there too.

Oh, you're gonna come down here.

Come on, bring your come on down here right now.

I'm not scared of you, man.

You look, I'm trying to help you and you wanna go off on me like that, bruh.

I don't give a d as a matter of fact, come on down here right now.

You won't give me even your address.

I don't even know where you are.

I don't even know if we came out.

I promise you I'm whooping your boys' and your ass.

Y'all remove my grandma.

You move my grandmother, man.

That's my son.

I don't take that too lightly.

I will come personally to your house right now, beat your c and then come back and clean your house for free.

Do you understand me?

Don't you threaten my children and don't you threaten me?

I got one more thing I wanna tell you, man.

What?

Is you listening?

What is it, man?

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

You just got pranked by your wife, dog.

Hello.

Sir man.

Um

Don't worry about it.

That that wasn't that wasn't nobody.

That's a Tommy Man, you ain't right now.

You ain't right.

You called me talking about Now you got my son in the looking like like nothing did something.

I'm gonna go bust them and fast they had man, you won't tell me what you gonna do with my cut, man.

You know how long it's been since I had my something to call it, man.

You wrong for that time.

Oh god.

Hey man, Robert, I got one more thing to ask you, man.

What is?

What is the baddest and I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land.

Steve Harvey morning show player, man.

I listen to y'all every morning, man.

Y'all every morning.

Look here.

Why don't you tell Doc Steve, man, y'all need to put a carpet clean in the ward over in the hoodie wards man if I uh we need a carpet cleaning uh you mean a carpet cleaning in a category?

Carpet cleaning category, man.

Y'all need to go and put one in, man.

I'm telling you.