Uber Hearse Prank

Hello.

I'm trying to reach Sean, please.

Yeah, that's me.

What's up?

Hey, son, how you doing?

This my name is Brian.

Um I got you on schedule.

Um, you you ordered an Uber for tomorrow morning.

I'm a I think you're

okay.

You are you are you scheduled to go to the airport, correct?

Absolutely, yeah.

Okay.

All right, and I want to make sure you you wanted an SUV?

Yeah, I wanted an SUV.

Okay, and that's 92 West.

What is that?

Holman?

92.

That's correct.

Okay.

All right.

All right.

So I'll be outside uh tomorrow morning.

You we're talking about uh seven p 7 a.m.

pickup, correct?

That's it.

I got you you got it.

Everything's on point.

Okay, alright.

So listen, I wanted to let you know this, man.

You uh you order the SUV.

I'll be there tomorrow.

Um I'll be there probably a little bit before seven AM.

You know, when you guys order Uber uh way in advance, you know, we try to get there almost like a car service and make sure we get you where you gotta go.

And I I know the traffic's gonna be a little crazy, so um, you know, I'll be there on time.

I'll be downstairs waiting on you, all right.

I'd appreciate it.

Okay.

Now listen, I'm I'm I'm a SUV, but it's uh kind of a little different, so that's why I kind of the reason for the call.

I wanted to kind of give you A heads up that uh I I I am an SUV, so I just want you to look for the uh the black hearse that'll be outside.

A hearse?

Yeah.

I'll be in a black hearse tomorrow morning, uh at 7 a.m.

Uh

is the SUV or a hearse.

No, no, it's a hearse.

It's a hearse.

Actually, what's happening is is I I have another drop off at the airport as well.

You know, there's a I mean it's it's it won't affect you at all, but they'll there'll be a body in the back.

But that has to we're just we're trying to get that to the airport too.

But uh, you know, like I say, and as a matter of fact, it's my body.

Wait a minute, hold on.

You you f with me, man?

No, no, no.

I ain't start riding with no body.

Well, there's a d I mean there'll be a body, but actually this is costing you less.

You know what I'm saying?

So you don't have to be a big one.

Look, man, well, I'm supposed to lay down next to this motherfucker, man.

Dude, it'll be it'll be I ain't riding with no m fing body.

Hang on, man.

Listen, you wanted an SUV.

I'm not ride with no m body, dude.

Yeah, you tripping.

Cancel this trip.

I I'll get another Uber or some sh.

I'm not riding with a body, dude.

Okay, if you cancel, that's gonna cost you fifty dollars.

Fifty dollars?

Well, man, yeah, like you like just downloaded the m U app.

Here's the deal.

I know for a fact when you cancel Uber the five dollars.

I'm canceling that sh gonna be five hours, not gonna be no fifty dollars, dude.

It's gonna be fifty dollars, sir.

It's different when you have Look my man, you can pay me a thousand dollars.

I'm not riding with a m body.

You you feel me?

No, I understand you I understand you now, but do you want to get to the airport or not?

Look, why don't you lay down next to the body and you drive yourself in that with the f body like in in the passenger seat?

I'm not doing that s tell me what the problem is.

I mean, obviously you used to drive around with bodies and sh.

That's not my thing.

You know what I'm saying?

What what's the problem?

I mean, you're gonna be in the front of the hearse.

You're not gonna be in the back.

We'll put your body in the back.

Fine, right?

Yo, my man, you tripping, man.

This is a crazy sh.

You calling the wrong with this crazy bull, dude.

I'm not doing none of that.

What what part of that don't you understand?

Uh I'm going to get you there on time, sir, but it's going to be in a hearse.

That's all the difference is, man.

You'll be riding.

Laid out in it.

You understand?

Right now, you got me f up.

What kind of f phone call is this?

Well, I mean, what you what's what's the problem?

Obviously, you're used to rolling with with dead bodies and hearses and all that sh.

Since when it over

start rolling rehearsals to pick up regular live mother to get them from place to place.

This is some crazy I want you to think when when did you think that it would just be cool as a regular picking up a body and just driving around in the street?

I I I don't know, man.

I mean, you know, I got two jobs.

You know what I'm saying?

I do oo, you know, and I also, you know, work for a mortuary.

So you know what I'm saying?

So, you know, but my vehicle is is certified and and ooh approved it, so I'm able to use it as an SUV as well.

So you you call them and you give them rides to live mother, and they don't have no reaction.

No reaction to riding around with a body in the back.

Well, you know, uh sometimes there's a few people acting a little, you know, a little it's a little different for them.

I get it, you know.

But like I said, the only reason why I'm calling you like obviously you don't get that sh because you're trying to hit me with a fifty dollar

charge that I'm not I'm not going for, and you're trying to get me to ride with a m dead body, dude.

I'm not doing that.

So I'll tell you what, bro.

I'm gonna tell you this right here, and I'm gonna get off the phone.

Uh tomorrow at seven in the morning, me and Tommy gonna be there.

So be looking for us, here.

Who's Tommy?

The fing body?

No, no.

Me and Tommy gonna be there tomorrow morning at seven a.m.

You understand?

Just be ready for that.

Then you're Tommy's gonna have a f problem.

Okay, okay.

All right.

Say I'll let the Tommy though.

Because what see Tommy?

Tommy don't take this too kindly.

So tell it to him in the morning.

Who's Tommy?

Is he he f the old now?

Okay.

Do you know who Tommy is?

No, I don't.

Who the f is Tommy?

Okay, do you know Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show?

Do you know nephew Tommy?

Oh, come on, man.

Oh man.

Oh, that's a f no, man.

That's a f

Hey, hey man.

No, man.

Your boy, you got a boy named Chase that you work with.

Chase gave me your number, told me to give you a call.

Oh man.

Yo, that I'm gonna put that in a hearse, man.

Oh shit.

Hey man, you gotta give me one more thing, man.

What is the baddest?

I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land.

The Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Hey man, I'll pick you up at seven, all right?

Be there.

Diva Lounge.

That's true.

Okay.